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Chapter 2 Stupid?

"You are really broken by Gao Fei on the bench, even people are fooled, are you looking at me lustfully?" At this moment, the person who rushed in suddenly opened his mouth and spoke in a heavy man's voice.

In just a moment, Ren Jie also discovered that the person in front of him had become a fat man who was less than 1.7 meters tall and was close to one meter horizontally.

Ren Jie shook his head hard, rubbed his eyes again, and stared at the person in front of him with wide eyes.

I was dazzled just now? I was still the illusion after watching the primitive human reproduction art film. However, no matter how illusion, it is impossible to regard such a round fat man as a beautiful, graceful and naked beauty.

"Boss, you... don't scare me, let me see if your injury is good. Do you still remember who I am?" The fat man was extremely uncomfortable by Ren Jie's gaze. He felt like he was about to turn around and run away, but in the end he mustered up the courage to move forward.

At this moment, more than a dozen people rushed in, each with complimentary smiles on his face. He was relieved to see Ren Jie wake up.

Remember who you are? Ren Jie was actually quickly digesting the original information in his mind at this moment. Originally, the information was found when he first opened his eyes. But at that time, it was like thousands of people who had to pass through a crowded door that could only pass by one person. A little more would cause headaches. But at this moment it was completely different. Although there were a lot of information, Ren Jie felt like he was opening the gate and letting water go, and all the information was as fast as entering his mind.

Ren Jie immediately thought that the biggest change before and after was that he felt some of the artistic conception of the five great saints when discussing the Tao in the nearly quarter of an hour in the video. Is it related to this?

Ren Jie just flashed through his mind for the time being, and then he began to pay attention to other information. The fat man who was asking him whether he knew him was originally called "Gao Ren". What they just said was Gao Ren, not the master he thought about.

This fat man was met in a casino a year ago before Ren Jie was about to enter the Jade Emperor Academy, because Ren Jie rarely won a lot of money. In the following few times, Gao Ren helped Ren Jie to make outstanding suggestions and was proficient in food, drinking and having fun. According to Gao Ren, his ancestors were also rich, but later his family fell into ruin, and in the end he was left alone in the market.

Ren Jie was about to be sent to the Jade Emperor Academy at that time, so he brought Gao Ren in. The Jade Emperor Academy is known as the highest level and most luxurious academy of the Ming Dynasty. He also has another name called the Danfu Academy. Because from princes, grandsons, heirs from major families, governors and governors from various places, people from wealthy families sent their children in. It is not easy for ordinary people to come in. The terrifying expenses alone are not affordable for ordinary people, but it is not difficult for Ren Jie to bring someone in.

"What... what is this?" At this moment, when he saw Ren Jie stunned, he didn't say anything. The fat and fat Gao Ren walked up to Ren Jie, raised his index fingers with his left and right hands, and asked carefully.

Damn, I really think I was beaten idiot.

Hey! No, if you really say it, the original Ren Jie was not as simple as being beaten as an idiot, but had been beaten to death and killed. At this time, the previous situation immediately emerged in Ren Jie's mind. Fang Qi, one of the three beauties in the academy that the idiot had been chasing, came to him and told him that she actually liked Ren Jie, but was just being entangled by Gao Fei, so she thought of a way to ask the protagonist to go to Gao Fei and say that she was already his person.

It was such a fucking pussy. Gao Fei's expression and the words he shouted were obviously what Fang Qi said in front of him before, but he was hit by the guy with a iron wooden bench sitting harder than a stone. Then he was rescued, but he died.

"Three." These messages flashed through my mind instantly. Seeing Gao Ren's two fair and chubby fingers and a look of real despised as if he was beaten to be an idiot, Ren Jie answered casually.

"It's over, it's over, Mr. Jie was really beaten to death."

"This time is bad, what should I do!"

"What happened? The head of the family was beaten to death. What should I do if I do this!"

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A group of followers around looked at each other, looking ugly than the other.

"Three, you're optimistic. What I said is that one plus one equals a few?" Gao Ren was also shocked, thinking that he wouldn't be really stupid.

"Four is fine, five is fine, six, seven, eight is fine, equal to zero or one is fine, even if it is equal to ten thousand." Looking at Gao Ren who is very close to him at this moment, Ren Jie answered casually. If modern people know that this thing is like a brain teaser. Once you answer this way, it is like a joke, at least you are not doing math problems. Ren Jie just felt that Gao Ren was really white and fat, his eyes were definitely correct, and his face was somewhat similar. The more you look at Ren Jie, the more you feel that he had read it right just now, and that was not seen with your eyes, but the moment he took back his spiritual consciousness from the sea of ​​consciousness.

But no matter how much I look at it at this moment, I can't see any problem. The fat and fat Gao Ren raised his finger and asked him how many one plus one is equal, so Ren Jie said jokingly.

"It's so miserable, I'm really stupid. This is not a good thing. Although Ren Jie is a little dandy, he finally gets familiar with it. If he is stupid, he will have to wander on the street again..." Gao Ren thought in his heart and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Let me check it out and see if I can find a way to prepare some medicine for you..."

Ren Jie himself knew that except for a big bag on his head, there was nothing else. As for Ren Jie, he was already dead. And from my memory, he knew that Gao Ren was still a pharmacist and his other skills were quite mysterious. Ren Jie was really afraid that he would discover it.

"It's okay, I'm just kidding you. A drop of water and a drop of water is equivalent to a drop of water." Although I received all the memory, I was worried after all, especially when I saw such a magical scene before, Gao Ren couldn't see any other problems in front of him. Ren Jie felt that it would be better to be careful not to let him check it.

"Well..." Gao Ren was stunned for a moment, just kidding, adding a drop of water to a drop of water, it was indeed a drop of water.

The people around were also stunned, thinking about Ren Jie's words. These words are very common in modern times. In fact, if you haven't heard them for the first time, you will always feel that they contain something, just like the Zen words in Buddhist scriptures.

"Then why do you think it's equal to three?"

"Isn't it equal to three for a man and a woman?" Ren Jie said casually, not wanting to be surrounded by so many people, so he waved his hand: "Okay, let's go out."

"How can a man and a woman equal three?"

"Idiot, this thing needs to be made."

"Oh, it's true that he is worthy of being Mr. Jie, so awesome."

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Some people didn't understand those people at first, but there was one thing I thought of first, and everyone else's eyes shone. Now they really believe that Ren Jie is fine, because they have already understood Ren Jie's words as some kind of yellow joke, so they all seem so abnormal to laugh.

Gao Ren was stunned for a moment, then shrugged his shoulders, thinking that this guy shouldn't have been dead. He just got beaten like this and said this when he woke up.

"I've said it a long time ago, that Fang Qi is not easy to mess with you. This time the matter is definitely caused by that woman. We must not let it go with them this time. Wait for me to get a dose of super laxatives, hum!" Everyone else went out, and Gao Ren saw that Ren Jie was fine, because Ren Jie just said that one man and one woman were equal to three, in his opinion, was beginning to develop towards pornography, so he immediately began to change the topic.

"Well, that woman is indeed not a good bird. The most appropriate way to describe her with a femtocratic heart." Thinking of her previous memories, Ren Jie nodded in agreement.

"You are right, the scorpion heart is...ah..." Gao Ren nodded repeatedly when he heard this, but the next moment he looked at Ren Jie in horror than when he discovered that Ren Jie might be an idiot just now, and he was completely disbelief.

Oh my God, is this still the illegitimate young man?

He had a long quarrel with him when he said Fang Qi before. If it were someone else, he could fight with him for a long time.

This guy has been tangled and given up for nearly a year. Fang Qi made many jokes in the middle. What happened today?

"Why are you so close? You are not a beauty. I am not interested in fat people and men. If you want to get close to me, you have to become a woman first..." The two were close, and Gao Ren was so shocked that he couldn't help but want to see clearly from close range, and he also wanted to be clear. He also knew that he had done it wrong, but he was very close. Ren Jie couldn't help thinking about the scene he saw just now. Although it was difficult to associate this fat white and fat white man who was nearly one meter horizontally with the beautiful woman he saw just now, Ren Jie couldn't help but joke.

"Ah...what female, you miss female...you're crazy..." Gao Ren was startled, took two steps back and glared at Ren Jie.

Damn, Ren Jie looked at Gao Ren's eyes and felt that this didn't look like a man should have?

Before I knew it, the atmosphere was a bit...

"You report to the head of the family, today is the day for the elders of the family to discuss matters. Seeing that the head of the family has not yet returned to his special order, please ask the head of the family to go back immediately." At this moment, a loud voice from a guard suddenly came from outside the door, which alleviated the current particularly awkward atmosphere.

The head of the family, the elders of the family discuss the matter...

Unexpectedly, this guy turned out to be... the head of the Ren family, one of the five major families of the Ming Yu Dynasty, is wrong. Now it should be said that he is himself!!

"Okay..." Ren Jie also felt a little embarrassed. After all, looking at a man, a fat man who was still a ball, he would always think of naked beauty. At present, no matter how you look at Gao Ren's flesh is fake, so Ren Jie agreed happily and got out of bed and left.

Gao Ren also felt a little awkward when he left Ren Jie. He always felt that Ren Jie was a little different today than usual.

He can actually say that Fang Qi is a snake-scorpion-hearted person, and that one plus one equals one. Could it be that he got his head out of touch after being beaten by Gao Fei, or he talked nonsense after being stimulated?
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