867 What does fart taste like
Feng Chunling called and asked about Wang Baoyu's physical condition. A warm current rose in Wang Baoyu's heart. He said he was fine and had come to work. At the same time, he told Feng Chunling to buy a laptop for himself when he went to the city to buy a computer. Since he looked at Fan Jinqiang's laptop, Wang Baoyu really wanted to have one of hers, which was very respectful.
Feng Chunling naturally agreed to what Wang Baoyu told her. She reminded Wang Baoyu to have a good rest, and then said some love words. The meaning inside and outside was to want to accompany Wang Baoyu. Wang Baoyu was busy at the moment. He had a stall at home and outside, and had no time, energy, and no chance to linger with Feng Chunling. He had to say a few words casually and put down the phone and go to work hard.
When Bai Mudan leaves, you must take good care of Feng Chunling. Wang Baoyu thought about this. When he thought of Bai Mudan, Wang Baoyu felt a headache again. Such a dangerous person, who stayed with him all day and didn't know when he would get out. It was really entangled and depressing.
When he got home at night, Wang Baoyu had his head down and didn't say anything. He was thinking about how to go to the evening. The two women were together during this period, like sisters, talking and laughing, and didn't take Wang Baoyu seriously. Until Wang Baoyu said that he had bought two computers, Li Keren finally said excitedly: "Child, I'll tell you to buy a computer early. If you don't connect with the Internet, you will become illiterate in the future."
"Hehe! I am almost the same as an illiterate person." Wang Baoyu laughed and said without comment.
"It's not only illiterate, but also a hooligan. How can I say that, I'm most afraid of hooligans being educated. Sister, do you say that my cousin will be worse after being educated?" Bai Mudan said with a smile.
"Absolutely, we must educate him well in the future." Li Keren said in anger.
"Hey, why do you look down on people so much? Maybe I can become a computer genius in the future." Wang Baoyu said angrily.
"If you eat this computer, it will be difficult for you to get rid of your illiterate temperament." Bai Mudan smiled.
The two women chuckled for a while, and Wang Baoyu was sad and knew that they couldn't explain the truth to the woman, so he could only stick to his head and snatch the rice into his mouth.
After Li Keren left, Bai Mudan asked with a cold face alert and said, "Wang Baoyu, you are in a bad mood tonight. Are you hiding something from me?"
"Ancestor, I have a lot of troubles. I can't smile at you all day long! You're thinking too much." Wang Baoyu wiped his mouth and said.
"My eyes will not misread you. I know what your kid is doing, what farts you do," Bai Mudan said contemptly.
"Oh, my hero Bai, I don't know you have this ability yet. Tell me, what does my fart taste like?" Wang Baoyu asked with a smile on his face.
"Go to you, did you report me to the police? I have a ghost in my heart, so I am like this?" Bai Mudan continued to ask.
"Look at you, you are so nagging. Let me tell you the truth. I did meet Fan Jinqiang today, but I didn't say a word about your affairs here. I swear to God!" Wang Baoyu said honestly.
"What!" Bai Mudan immediately stood up alertly and looked around, as if looking for a hidden knife.
"Hiss Bai, be careful, listen to me." Wang Baoyu waved his hand at her, signaling her not to think about it. How could Bai Mudan not think about it? Before she could take the knife, she quickly stepped over and stuck Wang Baoyu's neck and asked sternly: "You should be honest, have you betrayed me?"
"Hiss Bai, put away your cat's paws, oh!" Wang Baoyu screamed in pain. When Bai Mudan let go, Wang Baoyu finally gasped, rolled his eyes, rubbed his neck, and conspired with Fan Jinqiang to overthrow the director of the Education Bureau one by one.
When Bai Mudan heard this, she finally felt relieved and let go of Wang Baoyu. She laughed and said, "Boy, you have to thank me. If it weren't for the connection between me, you and Fan Jinqiang wouldn't be so good."
"Yes, if he is a woman, I have to thank you, the matchmaker." Wang Baoyu said sarcastically.
"Tsk, even if he becomes a woman, it must be nothing." Bai Mudan said with contempt. It seemed that she was very disgusted with Fan Jinqiang.
Wang Baoyu laughed and leaned over and asked, "He may think you have nothing to say." Wang Baoyu was talking about what was not moved in front of Fan Jinqiang's beautiful beauty.
Bai Mudan kicked Wang Baoyu's legs again and said, "You don't have a conscience. Without me, people of your qualities will not have the chance to mix with a stinky stone like Fan Jinqiang."
Wang Baoyu cursed Bai Mudan in his heart. He and Fan Jinqiang almost died at Bai Mudan's hands, but he still smiled flatteringly and said, "Hehe, I know all this. Actually, I am just an illiterate and hooligan. Why do I need a computer? I'm not because I thank you, I can save you from being too bored at home."
"This is still a human word." Bai Mudan thought for a while and felt that Wang Baoyu was saying the truth, so she rolled her eyelids to express her satisfaction with his approach.
"Hiss Bai, I have to go out tonight." Wang Baoyu said while the iron was hot.
"What are you doing?" Bai Mudan immediately became alert. She couldn't go to Li Keren's room tonight. If Wang Baoyu went to report the case, wouldn't she have to catch a turtle in a jar?
"Don't get me wrong! I'm doing a serious matter. If you are tired at home, go to the attic to count the stars." Wang Baoyu took out the small camera in his pocket and said that he would go to the county No. 1 Middle School tonight and sneak into the finance room. The most important financial evidence.
"You guys have a lot of tricks, so I don't believe you. Let's do this! I'll go with you." Bai Mudan said decisively.
"Hiss Bai, if someone finds you with me, I can't wash it even if I jump into the Yellow River." Wang Baoyu said with a wry smile.
"I don't care! For my safety, I must be with you after 10 o'clock in the evening." Bai Mudan said firmly and unquestionably.
"Okay!" Wang Baoyu agreed helplessly, but he couldn't help but complain. If Bai Mudan became sexually and killed herself outside, she would have to abandon her body on the street.
Under Bai Mudan's arrangement, Wang Baoyu changed into old clothes that he usually didn't wear, put on sneakers, and also got a white Mudan stocking, saying that it was used to cover his face. Wang Baoyu felt that his outfit was not like a burglary, but more like a robber clan.
"Have you washed these socks?" Wang Baoyu asked while fiddling with the socks.
"Stop talking nonsense, put it on if you don't want to be discovered, just do whatever you want." Bai Mudan said coldly.
"Then why don't you wear it?"
"I'm a master!"
Chapter completed!