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096 Toilet

After hearing this, Wang Baoyu just smiled slightly and looked at the stone lion without saying anything.

Hou Si noticed some clues and asked, "Brother, is there anything here? My two lions are carved from the same mold, how neat!"

"Hehe, Fourth Brother, there is no big problem with the lion. You are lucky and lucky. Don't pay too much attention to these." Wang Baoyu said with a smile.

"If you have something to say, don't hide it." Hou Si said cheerfully.

"Fourth brother, then I'll just say it. This stone lion is good, but the mistake is that it shouldn't be exactly the same." Wang Baoyu analyzed.

Hou Si was a little confused about the monk Zhang Er, "What should we do? It can be one big and one small, one male and one female?"

Wang Baoyu clapped his hands and said, "This is a bit right. Fourth brother, what are the characteristics of these two lions? They both have big mouths, eat here and vomit on the other side, and they can't keep their wealth."

"Well, yes, it's a bit interesting. Brother, what kind of thing should be better? I'll listen to you!" Hou Si heard it seriously.

"The fourth brother really has to put on another mother." Wang Baoyu said mysteriously.

"Mother? Can there be male and female?" Hou Si didn't expect that the larger the stone lion at the door, the better, but many of them were placed inside.

"Of course, it's not just a mother, but it's best to shut your mouth and lower your eyebrows. The mouth opens and turns to mean that you only eat and don't vomit, and your wealth is full of money. To put it bluntly, it's a point, that is, the primary and secondary. Anyone who can't have a backbone without a backbone, two male lions are placed here, and they are idle and fight with each other, can you still be safe?" Wang Baoyu said slowly.

Hou Si nodded repeatedly when he heard this, "Brother is saying it's so right. Some things are evil, you must not refuse to believe it. The Fourth Brother will immediately find someone to change it!" The businessman is looking for auspiciousness and joy.

The two of them walked into the hotel while talking, and then a gentle warm wind blew over. Wang Baoyu looked around. The lights in the hotel were bright and the fragrance was surging. The white marble floor was as bright as walking on the ice. "Second brother, this hotel is really good!" Wang Baoyu praised casually, and Hou Si chuckled and said, "Brother, this is our own business. You can come at any time, and you don't have to spend money on food and accommodation."

Wang Baoyu couldn't help but admire Hou Si very much. He sat in a car, drove a hotel, made up wood, played with women, and ate game. This is life, not like himself, on the earthen kang in the small earthen house in the small mountain village, looking at the yellow paper books under the dim light, it seems like he can eat a meal of meat.

After entering the hotel, it was very warm. A young and beautiful waitress immediately came over, first bowed, then said with a pretty face with a smile: "The Fourth Master is here, what are you asking for?"

Hou Si said with a serious expression: "Chunling, this is my brother. Take him to the best room to rest." He turned to Wang Baoyu and said: "Brother, you go and have a good rest first and drink. I have something to do. I will treat you here tonight."

Wang Baoyu nodded and agreed, following the waitress upstairs. Wang Baoyu glanced at her sideways. She looked really good, her skin was white and red, and she was more attractive than peaches. She smiled and had two dimples. She was drunk after not being able to keep her calm. She saw her neat white skirt wrapped in her curvy figure, and her pointed leather shoes made Wang Baoyu sigh that the waiters here were so fucking enough.

At the door of a room on the third floor, the waitress stopped, took out the key with her slender finger and opened the door, and said politely, "Please rest first. If you have any questions, just give me the order. My name is Feng Chunling."

"My name is Wang Baoyu, let's have a pot of tea first!" Wang Baoyu was not polite and said as Hou Si did. But it was really good, and the waitress immediately left with a smile.

Wang Baoyu stepped into the room. The room was big and tidy, spotless everywhere, and all living utensils were available. There was a big bed in the middle, covered with white sheets, and a small door next to it. After opening it, it turned out to be a toilet. This is what the city people call the bathroom.

Wang Baoyu happened to be a little bit suffocated, so he took off his pants and sat on the toilet. He sighed in his heart: "When I get rich, I will have one at home, so I can save myself from diarrhea in the middle of the night and have to run out. People in the city know how to enjoy it."

Although he thought so in his heart, Wang Baoyu was a little uncomfortable with this thing. After working hard for a long time, he only squeezed out two farts. At this time, a gentle knocking sound came from outside the door. Wang Baoyu knew that it was Feng Chunling who came to deliver tea and shouted, "Come in later!" The knocking sound stopped.

Wang Baoyu tried hard for a long time, but still couldn't find the feeling. His stomach hurt so much that he couldn't pull out the shit. Damn, you can't let the shit be suffocated to death. He cursed and stood up, and suddenly had an idea. He raised his legs and stood on the edge of the toilet, and then squatted down in the air.

Sure enough, everything was going well. Wang Baoyu was eliminating toxins and was relaxed. He washed his face carefully in front of the mirror, sorted out his middle part, and looked at him novelly.

The shower head on the wall still aroused Wang Baoyu's interest, thinking that I would take a shower and relax after a while. He fiddled with the spray head and immediately sprayed out a stream of water, leaving a pool of water stains on the ground. But the water flow was too small and it couldn't be washed too quickly.

After fiddling with her for a long time, she still couldn't get more water. Wang Baoyu was too lazy to study it himself. She walked out of the bathroom and opened the door to find the waiter to help.

As soon as the door was opened, Wang Baoyu was startled. The waiter Feng Chunling was standing straight outside the door, with an eternal smile on her face, as if the photo was settled. She saw a pot of steaming tea on the tray in her hand. When she saw Wang Baoyu come out, she asked quickly: "Sir, do you need any help?"

"You have been standing here just now?" Wang Baoyu asked in surprise. He was on call. Before the treatment was liberated, I'm afraid that the landlords and wealthy people would not be able to enjoy it.

Wang Baoyu took the tray and said, "Stand for a long time, come in and rest for a while, just help me see the shower stuff. It's really hard to use, I haven't studied it clearly."

A distinguished guest actually put the tray on the coffee table for him. Feng Chunling was so flattered that she thanked her repeatedly, and quickly placed the tea cups, saying, "Sir, please use it slowly," and went to the bathroom to debug the shower head.

Wang Baoyu suddenly thought that he had just stolen the bathroom was so stinking that such a beautiful girl was too terrible when she went in.
Chapter completed!
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