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Chapter 51: On the Back Mountain

A person squatted on his arm. The classmate who wanted to push Zhang Shun's plate to the ground screamed. His voice was as powerful as the sing of a blue whale, and his audio was so high that it made Vitas ashamed. The screams spread far away and reached the clouds.

The cafeteria suddenly became quiet, and everyone's eyes focused on Zhang Shun who was squatting on the table. Many people rushed here with their plates, for fear of missing the show.

Zhang Shun looked at his feet and chuckled: "Sorry, I didn't see your hand. You said you were going to grab my lunch? That's not kind! After buying three lunches, I still have seven yuan and four hundred yuan left on my body. If I make it again, I can only eat vegetarian dishes. Do you really think I am a vegetarian?"

Zhang Shun came up and the pressure on his arm suddenly disappeared. The classmate fell back with the person and the chair, making a loud noise.

The man next to him stopped doing it, pulled Zhang Shun's sleeve and wanted to pull him off the table. Zhang Shun screamed as he was pulled by this man and lost his center of gravity. As soon as he fought, he fell off the table and fell on the man.

The students were amused by Zhang Shun's embarrassing look, but after Zhang Shun stood up, everyone couldn't laugh anymore - the person under him was pressed out of nosebleeds, and he covered his chest and moaned on the ground. If he changed the place, it would be a welcome scene. The problem is that everyone was eating, and no one had the taste that was so heavy that he liked to see nosebleeds.

Two chefs squeezed in from the crowd, one carrying a rolling pin and the other holding a large spoon. They were stunned when they saw this scene.

"It's okay, we're having fun!" Zhang Shun said to the two chefs with a smile, reaching out to help the student who was bleeding from nose.

The two chefs looked at each other and turned around and left. Zhang Shun immediately let go, causing the person who was bleeding from the nose to fall back to the ground, and turned around to the person who was trampled on by him.

The man was slightly injured. He was sitting on the ground to check his arms when he suddenly found Zhang Shun squatting beside him, raising his hand to hit him again.

Zhang Shun grabbed his wrist with his left hand, slowly squeezed his cheek with his right hand, and squeezed the man's mouth up.

The wrist was getting more and more painful, but the classmate couldn't scream and looked at Zhang Shun in horror.

Zhang Shun smiled and said, "If you don't shout or make trouble, I'll let go; if you still want to play with me, I'll make you unable to write for half a year, understand?"

The classmate nodded vigorously.

"Very good." Zhang Shun let go of his hands and said, "I know you want to see you in the back mountain. I'm going to go later. Just wait there. You can get to know Xu Hao, right? Call him up, I have something to ask him."

The classmate covered his wrist and nodded again. He really didn't dare to scream. He turned his face full of acne and turned red. He helped the person with nosebleed and hurried away.

The crowd of onlookers whispered and got separated. Zhang Shun returned to his seat and pulled his tray to start eating. Yu Xiaoyao couldn't eat that much. After staying in the inn for so long, she developed the habit of not having leftovers and put all the extra items into Zhang Shun's plate.

After taking a few bites, Zhang Shun was stunned and asked Yu Xiaoyao: "I suddenly thought that if you drive away these flies and bedbugs, you won't be able to get a boyfriend?"

"Puff!" Lu Dexi squirted the meal into the plate in front of her, making Yu Xiaoyao laugh. She stroked her hair and said in a very confident voice: "Come on, hurry up, the eldest lady of the Yu family is very charming, how could she not find a boyfriend?" As soon as she finished speaking, she laughed out herself.

Yu Xiaoyao smiled like a flower, which made Lu Dexi sitting opposite him stunned. Harazi almost leaked out. However, God seemed to like to see him drooling. One Yu Xiaoyao was not enough, and another "sent" to him.

Tang Rong walked to Zhang Shun with a plate and asked softly: "Zhang Shun, can I sit here?"

Zhang Shun looked at her and then around her. She had such a fuss just now, and there were many new people coming in, and there were only the empty space next to him nearby. So she nodded to Tang Rong and introduced her and Lu Dexi.

Lu Dexi is not unfamiliar with Tang Rong. He has been a famous person for a long time! Seeing her talking to her, her heart beat faster. She looked at Zhang Shun, who was sitting among the two girls. She made up her mind to follow this "Brother Shun". Maybe she would encounter something good in the future.

Tang Rong's addition made the atmosphere a little cold. The four of them ate quietly for a while. Yu Xiaoyao decided to break the silence and asked Zhang Shun: "You really only have seven yuan, four hundred yuan?"

Zhang Shun counted his fingers sadly: "Cucumber, milk, take a taxi to get stones, buy secret books yesterday, tell fortunes this morning... It's really only seven yuan and four hundred yuan left, and I can't get the money next month, how can I live!"

Yu Xiaoyao raised her chin, patted Zhang Shun's back, and said heroically: "It's okay, isn't it just over a month? I'll give you lunch, and the cafeteria is full. As long as you are not afraid of others saying that you are the little white-faced person I keep."

Zhang Shun waved his hand indifferently, took a few mouthfuls of food into his mouth and said, "What's wrong with the little white face? The starving person's face is even whiter. People who joke about the little white face are all sour grapes. The moral integrity thing can only be sold by weight now. If a man really has gold, the men on the street will definitely not be able to kneel down forever."

Yu Xiaoyao was amused and giggled. Lu Dexi gave Zhang Shun a thumbs up while chewing the food all over her mouth. Only Tang Rong was a little surprised. Zhang Shun in front of her was too different from what she dreamed of during this period.

Still talking and laughing, Zhang Shun suddenly felt someone touching his shoulder. When he looked back, he saw three students who didn't know were standing behind. One of them was very rude and said to him: "Get up, this is my seat. The freshman consciously gave way to his senior and stood next to him and ate."

Zhang Shun put down his chopsticks and stood up sighed.

...

After a meal, I encountered such a thing seven times, mostly for Tang Rong, but because of Yu Xiaoyao's existence, everyone pointed their finger at Zhang Shun, who was sitting among them. After all, school was just beginning, and seniors from all walks of life were aiming at these new girls.

After eating the last bite of the meal in the tray, Zhang Shun looked at Yu Xiaoyao on the right, then at Tang Rong on the left, and sighed: "You have blessed me with the halo of mocking? I have decided that Concubine Yu gave the name "Zhao Feng", Concubine Tang gave the name "Yindie Butterfly", and I called it "Destroy the Spirit". Now I will kill insects. The two beloved concubines will go back and wait to flip the signs at night."

Yu Xiaoyao laughed and said, "I want to see the emperor hunting, but there is no place to go anyway."

Tang Rong also blushed and whispered: "I...I'll go too."

Lu Dexi once again "sprayed" and squirted out a bite of rice. Looking at the remaining food on the plate, he no longer had an appetite.

Zhang Shun bowed to Lu Dexi and said, "Presbyter Lu worked hard for several days and lost appetite. I will rush to see you tomorrow."

Lu Dexi wiped his mouth and said self-deprecatingly: "Okay, I'm just a father-in-law, and the emperor is not allowed to take care of him when he is hunting?" After that, he sang in a sharp voice: "Send the order! Get on!"

Zhang Shun led Concubine Yu to attract bees, Concubine Tang attracts butterflies, and Eunuch Lu, the general manager of the Inner Palace, left the imperial kitchen together and walked towards the back mountain. The four of them were laughing while walking. When the pedestrians on the road saw Zhang Shun, they pointed and whispered, and stepped forward.

After walking for a few minutes, Zhang Shun stopped and said to Xiaoyao, "You have to think about it. If I really go up the mountain, I might scare away all the excellent flies. Your father won't come to settle the score with me, right?" After that, he looked at Tang Rong and said, "You are the same, Xu Hao, Jiang Fang and the others might be on the mountain. You have to be mentally prepared to go."

Yu Xiaoyao said indifferently: "No matter how outstanding a fly is... hey? No! Did you call us a feces?" As he said that, he twisted the inside of Zhang Shun's arm.

Tang Rong looked at Yu Xiaoyao who was angry, then looked at Zhang Shun who was screaming in pain, hesitated for a while, and said, "Help me drive it away...Mosquitoes, I haven't thanked you for that day."

Zhang Shun rubbed his arms and said with a grin: "Small things, Eunuch Lu, the imperial physician, the surgeon, I was urged by a wild boar." As soon as he finished speaking, his other arm was also affected.

When he arrived at the place where he had fought, Zhang Shun was so shocked by the scene in front of him that he could not stop. He saw that the mountains and fields were full of people, and it was as lively as a completely free vegetable market. Zhang Shun turned around and gave a thumbs up to Xiaoyao and Tang Rong, indicating that the two were so charming.

It's really big! Many people immediately whispered to each other after seeing Yu Xiaoyao and Tang Rong following Zhang Shun. Everyone knew their identities: one was Yu Qing's only daughter, and the other was a beautiful woman who was already famous before entering college. Those who were originally just here to join in the fun began to shine in their eyes when they looked at Zhang Shun.

Among these people, the most shocking one should be Wang Xiaohan, Li Aoyu and the students from Class 4 of the Foreign Languages ​​Department. The "new school beauty" cannot be regarded as the real school beauty, but Tang Rong is definitely the class beauty of their class. When did she have something to do with Zhang Shun? The reason why Wang Xiaohan went to "dink" Yu Xiaoyao was because he had no confidence in front of Tang Rong, and he didn't even know Yu Xiaoyao's name at that time. He just thought the girl was pretty good and went up to chat with her. At this time, he saw Yu Xiaoyao and Tang Rong following Zhang Shun, left and right, and he felt that God was joking.

As for Lu Dexi, he was ignored by everyone from the beginning.

Xu Hao and Jiang Fang were indeed here. As soon as they saw Zhang Shun, Jiang Fang immediately retreated into the crowd. While Xu Hao was still hesitating, he saw Zhang Shun wave to him.

All his eyes were focused on Xu Hao. After being rampant in Qingji University for three years, no one dared to provoke him, and no one could provoke him. Whether it is power or popularity, he must be considered the number one person in Qingji University.

Xu Hao didn't move. If Zhang Shun waved his hand and went over, it would be too shameless. At this time, everyone was looking at him. How could he raise his head after turning around and leaving?

Zhang Shun didn't plan to let Xu Hao go easily. Since so many people were watching him, it would be better to change his plan to drive flies directly. Bottled damage-killing spirits are not enough, isn't it better to spray it with an airplane?

Xu Hao should be considered the best target of establishing authority here. Zhang Shun looked at him and said loudly: "Either get out of here immediately, or come and talk to me about what happened that day. Don't worry, as long as you don't take the initiative to find trouble today, I won't touch you!"

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Thank you very much for Brother Hua Wuque for your reward. I received a reward of 10,000 coins for the first time. I was excited and moved!
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