Chapter 86 The Healing of Holy Water
"Li Ang, why did your hands tremble when you were helping me pee just now?" Li Ang's adopted mother casually opened up a topic on the way to the snow-capped mountains. After all, the journey was very long, and people would suffocate to death without finding any words. This is the same as the strongest Earthlings often talked to themselves to the camera on the road, "I am Bell Griers."
"Don't mention this!" This topic was obviously not very good, so Li Ang decisively refused to answer.
"But..." Mrs. Juventus still seemed unwilling to give up on that topic.
So Li Ang could only turn the topic toughly and said: "My adopted mother, do you know what we are going to do next?"
"I know! We are going to start to die!" Maria said happily. If it weren't for the rigidity of her body, she might have raised her arms and shouted.
This is a very serious question. Can you not show such a joke? Although Li Ang really wants to ask her this, considering her personality, Li Ang can only ask: "So, will you still miss the original manor of your adoptive motherland? We may never go back."
After Li Ang raised this question, Maria was silent for a long time. After all, she was a manor that she had lived in for many years. It was impossible to say that she had no feelings. The saying "I can never go back" sounds very exaggerated, but it is very possible to think about it carefully. So it is normal for Maria to be silent, because if it were most people, they suddenly told them that they might never go home, which is really difficult to accept quickly.
Even Li Ang, who had only lived in the manor for half a year, was somewhat reluctant to leave. He couldn't bear to leave his comfortable bed, the real brewing yard, the Ni Longying outside the manor, and perhaps the old housekeeper who was both enemies and friends, let alone Mariya Juventus who had always lived there.
"Can you never go back?" Maria, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke. Although her voice seemed very low, she still said firmly: "It's no problem not to go back, because where you are, you are home!"
"Well, let's re-establish the Juventus family!" Li Ang responded decisively to Maria's call, but it was just a bit strange to say.
While speaking, Li Ang's feet did not stop at all, and he was moving towards the snow-capped mountains. Because he was now a zombie, he did not feel tired or tired, so even if he didn't rest for one night, it would not cause any trouble for him. However, although Madam Juventus's body was stiff, she was still tired, so she fell asleep when she was tired and continued to chat with Li Ang when she woke up.
"Speaking of this, Liang Sao was the girl we met in the field yesterday, right?" As soon as he woke up, Maria continued to help Li Ang pass the boring time.
"Yes, don't you know her? She should still be quite famous in history." After walking on the road for a night, Li Ang's face still has no color and his heart beats, and he does not breathe when he speaks. Moreover, due to the zombie's self-healing ability and the healing ability of the Holy Mother, the wounds on his body yesterday have healed, and now he does not speak in an air, which feels very good.
"I don't know, there are not many history books in the Saint Laurent library, so I didn't read them much." Maria answered in this way. The reason why there are not many history books is very simple. This is because the royal family controlled the information that Maria could receive, so Maria didn't know much about history. "But she and the shadow magician seem to be both quasi-saintly powered. Why is the situation of the war one-sided?"
"This is the gap in personal quality!" Li Ang understood this very well. For example, if you are playing a certain strategy game, and then the same two 50-level generals fight one-on-one, and the epic-level generals will explode into the whiteboard general. "Although that shadow magician looks very strong, and is probably the most talented person in this era, there are many people who are more talented than him in the vast river of history. Even if he is very talented, Liang Zun is even more of a genius, and he is an absolute talent selected through history. So even if he has a magic sword, it is natural for Liang Zun to explode him."
"Oh" Maria wanted to nod, but her body still couldn't move, so she could only ask in confusion: "Demon Sword? Didn't you see him holding a weapon yesterday?"
"That's a weapon that only smart people can see!" Li Ang suddenly remembered a fable and began to talk nonsense. "I can see it. In the Wind King barrier, the appearance of the Holy Sword in the Stone - Let me tell you, the shape of the Sword in the Stone, praise!"
"Is that so? It's a pity that I can't see it. I'm really stupid." Maria was a little disappointed, and then seemed to think of something in a flash, and said happily: "But you can see it, Li Ang, I'm very happy to have such a smart child!"
A deep sense of guilt...
Although she knew she was just trying to tease her, when she was so natural that she was completely untainted, Li Ang felt that she was defiling her, so after listening to her answer, Li Ang felt a deep sense of guilt.
After discovering that Li Ang was not speaking, Maria looked at the nearby snow-colored grassland, and then asked him curiously: "How far have we gone now?"
Since he had analyzed the map of the route in detail, he looked at the snow-capped mountains not far away and said affirmatively: "I have walked thirty kilometers."
Walking out thirty kilometers in one night is already very powerful for ordinary people. Not to mention that Li Ang is carrying an adult woman - although her body is very light, her chest is very heavy - just say that Li Ang is now a zombie-like body, and his movement ability is greatly hindered. It is already very powerful to walk out thirty kilometers in one night. Of course, compared with the Japanese summer camp primary school students on Earth who could carry 20 kilograms, travel a hundred miles a day, completely crushing the 1980s and 1990s two generations of Chinese teenagers, Li Ang is naturally weak.
And the problem of weaker is still behind. As Li Ang approaches the snow-capped mountains step by step, his movement speed is getting slower and slower. Because the zombie-formed body has no sense ability, he has not been able to notice this phenomenon until he finds that he can hardly move his feet. As the temperature drops, his movement ability also decreases.
"Damn, what's the situation?" At the foot of the snow mountain, Li Ang was surprised to find that he couldn't lift his feet. Not only his feet, but also his hands were very difficult to move. Moreover, since there was no feeling in all the limbs, Li Ang now knew nothing about his physical condition.
"Li Ang, what happened?" Maria, who heard his child's scream and was still lying on him and taking a nap, responded immediately. However, Maria definitely didn't know about this kind of problem, because he didn't understand what a zombie was, so Li Ang could only say perfunctoryly, "It's nothing." Then she looked for a solution by herself.
Thinking about it, there is only one reason why this situation occurs, because it is a zombie, a dead creature similar to a cold-blooded animal. It does not consume any excess energy on its body, so it does not produce any excess body temperature. As we all know, if you want to act in a snowy environment, you must be a constant temperature animal. Cold-blooded animals such as frogs and snakes will choose to hibernate in a low temperature environment. The reason is that they cannot act in a low temperature environment.
So now Li Ang needs to find a way to increase his body temperature. In order to be able to act normally in the snow like a constant temperature animal, he must increase his body temperature.
Just as Li Ang was struggling with how to heat up, Maria also felt a little uncomfortable: "Li Ang, turn my body in front of you, just like yesterday."
Although Mariya's legs clamped the ring of Leon in it, she could still rotate it with Leon as the center axis. Just like yesterday, she used this method to turn to Leon in front of Leon and let Leon help her convenience. When she thought of it, Leon was immediately shocked and then wondered: "Don't you want convenience again, right?"
"Well, I've been holding it in for almost a day!" Mariya didn't feel embarrassed in front of Li Ang.
Normal human metabolism is very frequent. For example, if you only urinate once a day, it is very easy to cause illness. Li Ang has mainly become a zombie, so there is no need for metabolism, but Maria is still a human, so her requirements are very reasonable.
But the key problem now is that Li Ang cannot move, so it is impossible not to move Mariya in front of him and then use a bottle to help her catch her, even if she wants to move it.
"What's wrong with you, Li Ang?" Maria was very anxious when she found that he had not responded for a long time.
Heating may be a good way? Li Ang thought about it this way, and then thought of using flame magic to help him heat up, but the trouble is that he has lost his perception ability, so he cannot mobilize the flame elements at all.
Isn’t this the rhythm of waiting for death?!
Li Ang complained himself in his heart, and then began to analyze this mistake. The reason for such mistakes was that he did not have a deep understanding of zombies, and he was still a human when he formulated the plan to cross the snow mountain. Therefore, when there were variables in his own state, he acted rashly without reexamining the integrity of the plan. This is also one of the reasons.
"Li Ang, I really can't hold it in anymore!" Just as he was still conducting the incident analysis, Maria already felt that she was about to reach her limit. She now wanted to clamp her legs - if her legs could be obedient, she would definitely do that. However, due to the rigidity, her legs were open to Li Ang. Although her calf was clamped inward, not clamping her thighs would not help holding urine.
Although he knew that his adopted mother was anxious, Li Ang was still thinking about countermeasures calmly. Because his body couldn't get hot at all, he was always very "calm"; because his body couldn't move at all, he could only think.
"Li Ang!" She could no longer say anything extra.
At this time, Li Ang was still calm and thinking. Although there was still no way, he still comforted him and said: "Please be patient!"
The boat will naturally straighten when it reaches the bridge. The strong winds and waves in front are coming like this. There is no reason to capsize the boat when it is soaked. Moreover, the time traveler was turned over because of the peeing, which is unheard of this kind! So Li Ang firmly believes in this way and hopes that Mrs. Juventus can endure it for a while.
But he made multiple mistakes here.
First, the people who helped him survive the storms were not here, whether it was the prince who had already jumped to death or the housekeeper who did not work hard all day long; whether it was the cute fox demon loli, or the Eastern disciple who sold IQ, they were not here. Although there were [the completely silent Celia] and [Marya who was urged to pee, they were completely impossible to help, so the possibility of him capsizing in this incident was very high.
The second is that he obviously didn't learn physics well, so it was very easy to capsize in a pee. After all, the capacity of peeing is very small.
Third, he has always regarded himself as a time traveler with a "protagonist template", but in fact he is just a time traveler with a "ordinary person template". Because a time traveler with a main character template never struggles with peeing, only ordinary people have to leave the computer because of urgency to pee, so what template he is using is clear at a glance.
Although he no longer needs to worry about convenience after the zombie is turned into a zombie, this cannot eliminate the bad nature of being a "ordinary man template traveler".
Moreover, after analyzing such useless information, the unsolved incidents still failed to be resolved, and Mariya Juventus is still in a very dangerous state.
"Li Ang!"
"Li Ang!!"
"Li Ang!!!" Maria's cry was more anxious.
Chapter completed!