Chapter 339 Overlord, Farewell My Concubine
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When Sun Wukong saw Ka Lan's appearance, he felt puzzled for a moment and said in confusion: "Why are you laughing at?"
Kalan asked back without answering: "Do you like turtles very much? How do you catch turtles all?" It turned out that Sun Wukong, who came out of the water, was carrying two turtles in his left and right hands. Each one was as big as a hat.
"Turtle soup is really delicious. The most important thing is that it is big enough. The other fish and shrimp are only the size of a child's arms. It's more troublesome to grab enough. Hehe. I remember you are very good at eating it too. At least one is the best for three."
Although the fairy dragon Kalan is slightly different from humans in appearance, there are only two small horns on her forehead. However, her physique is more favorable to the dragon clan, so her demand for food is much more vigorous than that of ordinary human girls. At that time, in the underground world, Sun Wukong and Qilian Qingyun were once shocked by her amazing appetite.
Kalan is a girl after all. When she heard Sun Wukong say that she was very good at eating, she couldn't help but blush for a moment. The first update was updated, and then she felt confused again.
"How do you know... well. I know that... I like eating more. This is the first time we have met."
Sun Wukong was slightly shocked. He quickly talked and distracted the other person's attention. He smiled and said, "It was the first time you saw me. But I saw you thousands of times. Every time I sleep alone, you are the ones in my dreams. We also hugged me and I hugged you and rolled around... Oh. Updated at the first time. By the way, do you not make turtle soup?"
Kalan also saw that Sun Wukong wanted to avoid the problem he had just made. However, she was really afraid that he would continue to say those crazy words like "the two people's dreams xxoo". So she stopped pursuing it.
"I can make turtle soup. But the four you caught are all green-haired turtles."
"So what about the green-haired turtle? Is it poisonous and not eaten?"
Kalan showed a strange smile on her face. For more chapters, she was also a little weird. She said, "It's not poisonous. But I always don't eat it. If you want to eat it, I can help you. Just ask you to get something else for me."
When Sun Wukong saw the strange smile on the fairy dragon's face, he immediately felt something was wrong. So he broke the pot and asked to the end.
"Why don't you eat? Explain it clearly."
"Well. This is just my personal superstition. Updated as soon as possible. I think eating green-haired turtles is unlucky. You don't have to take it seriously."
"Why is it not auspicious."
Seeing Sun Wukong's attitude of never giving up without asking clearly, Kalan sighed and decided to tell the truth.
"Green hair. Cuckold. Green hair. Cuckold... How about it? Do you understand?"
Sun Wukong was slightly stunned for a moment. Then he suddenly threw all four green-haired turtles back into the river, like shook the shit in his hand. Of course, he was definitely not a superstitious person. But as a man, he thought it would be better to stay away from it. This is called believing that it is better to believe that it is not.
Seeing Sun Wukong's appearance, Kalan smiled in his heart, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud. He said calmly: "The shrimps are as big as children's arms. They will definitely be delicious. Grab some and let's eat grilled shrimps."
"Yeah. OK."
Sun Wukong nodded and crawled into the river with another "open" sound... Seven or eight minutes later, he jumped to the shore with another "open" sound. This time, he still didn't catch lobsters because he thought they were too small. He caught two black fish, one big and one small.
"Oh my God. Kingfish. Two Kingfish. Give me both. Keep catching..."
Seeing the black fish in Sun Wukong's hand, Kalan screamed. Then, regardless of his weakness, he jogged over in one step and three times. He reached out and grabbed the two black fish.
Sun Wukong lifted the two black fish upwards and took a step forward at the same time. Kalan grabbed the sky and then crashed into his arms.
"Wait... don't be anxious. I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. Let's make it clear first. Is this king fish very precious? What's the use?"
Kalan stepped back from Sun Wukong's arms with a red face and whispered: "This king fish is indeed very precious. But it only works for girls. You should give them to me."
"It's only useful for girls. I'm dizzy. It's not like the type of Guross scaleless fish."
The sheep-headed man in front of him actually knew about the rogue fish. Kalan couldn't help but be surprised: "You have also heard about the rogue fish. You know its function."
"Isn't it just to satisfy the dreams of girls such as height enhancement, whitening, breast enhancement, beauty, skin moisturization, and thin waist. Of course I know. By the way, you haven't answered my question just now."
"The function of the Kingfish is exactly the same as that of the Qiuluo scaleless fish. But the effect is a little worse. Well, you won't need it anyway. Give it to me."
Sun Wukong couldn't help but feel depressed and smiled bitterly: "Damn. This name is completely wrong. Since it is named after such a majestic name as the Overlord, it should be effective for men."
Kalan saw that the other party still had no intention of handing over the Kingfish. He couldn't help but feel a little anxious and said, "I really didn't lie to you. This Kingfish is only useful to girls. What you men dream about the most is the Farewell My Concubine Fish."
"Farewell My Concubine Fish. What a weird name. What does it look like." Sun Wukong was immediately aroused of curiosity.
"It looks a bit like a long goldfish. But it is colorful and very beautiful."
Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong showed a look of surprise on his face. He handed the big king fish to Kalan. The small one was carefully placed into his pet ring.
"I can only give you a big one. This is already considered to be generous. After all, you don't want to marry me. As for this small one, I want to give it as a gift to those who are willing to marry me."
Kalan was originally a little unwilling to give up. When she heard these words, she quickly put away the king fish so that Sun Wukong would not regret it. However, the latter ignored her. He jumped into the river with a "sense" sound...
Seven or eight minutes later, Sun Wukong jumped to the shore again. This time, he was also holding two fish in his hand. Seeing the two fishes clearly, Kalan couldn't help but widen his eyes. However, before she exclaimed, Sun Wukong started to scream first.
"Look, look. These two extremely beautiful fish are the farewell to my dear fish that men dream of?"
Kalan looked carefully and nodded vigorously.
"That's right. It's the Farewell My Concubine Fish. I really didn't expect that there were both Kingfish and Farewell My Concubine Fish in such a small river. We really made a profit."
Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Of course. Our handsome men and beautiful women are combined with each other. Of course, our luck will be very good."
Chapter completed!