Section 04, I've Never Chased a Girl (Part 1) 2 Come on! Ouch.
Updated: 2012-07-26
Ye Yi began to walk around the yard, occasionally knocking here and trampling there. Finally, he returned to the ancient locust tree, raised his head and looked up at the locust tree, and asked, "I said, "I am old and evil, do you think this old tree will become a spirit?"
I said, "It shouldn't be true, my body sachet didn't respond at all."
Ye Yi said: "The monsters are different from the spirit charm. They are not things in the same system at all. The monsters do not show their bodies and do not release their own breath. They are just dead objects. It is impossible to judge whether they are becoming spirits. If you guess they become spirits, the best way is to cut the carrier! Any monster will use the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to nurture their body. As long as there is a body and cut the skin, blood will flow out."
Ye Yi said, pulling out a wallpaper knife from his treasure bag and cutting it into the bark of the ancient locust tree. Under the moonlight, Ye Yi broke a short hole. Ye Yi and I were both staring at the hole nervously. What I was thinking about was bleeding, so I found the reason!
Unfortunately, there is nothing unusual about this ancient locust tree.
I said in a pity, "It's not."
Ye Yi frowned and said, "Where does this fragrance come from?"
I said, "Can we really not smell it?"
"What do you mean?" Ye Yi asked.
I said my guess: "Do you think only girls can smell the fragrance?"
Girl smells the scent?
Ye Yi frowned and thought for a while, and said, "It's not right. When we come here today, Old Man Liu and his wife are doing well."
I said, "Maybe this is the relationship between the old couple not living here at night?"
Ye nodded and said, "It makes sense. Why don't you sign a contract tomorrow and bring one of them here to try it?"
I said, "This idea is detrimental. But there is no other way."
Ye Yi said: "If this happens, our own people will definitely not work. Let's spend money to invite one to clean up and go to the housekeeping company to hire a few housekeeping people."
I said, "Just ask for one. If something really happens, you can't stop it."
Ye Yi said: "Okay, I really can't see any weirdness today. It's a completely normal house. Tomorrow, I hired people from the housekeeping company to clean up. If it's really okay during the day, we'll go around to inquire. Anyway, this house belongs to us, so it doesn't matter if I go around to inquire."
I nodded and said, "Okay, just do it." Then, I smiled bitterly again and said, "There is a troublesome thing."
Ye Yi asked, "What's the matter?"
I said, "Senior Sister Wen Yi fainted. Why should I go back?"
Ye Yi said: "I'll take you back and let your senior sister come and get the car with us tomorrow."
I could only nod and say yes.
On the way back, I kept wondering why only women can smell the fragrance, and when they smell it, they will make such strange movements. There are three beauties sitting in the back seat. I know two of them, of course, senior sister Wen Yi and Gao Nier, and there is one I don’t know, but I am very curious about her clothes. This girl looks very delicate, with thin lips, tall nose bridge, and a little hook at the tip of her nose. Her facial features are very appropriately arranged, which makes people feel very comfortable at first glance. Secondly, I think this girl is quite beautiful. Of course, if it is not included in the blue black on her forehead, it is probably the souvenir that the unlucky child hit the wall.
What I was curious about is that the clothes this girl was wearing were ethnic costumes, the most distinctive ones were blue and black fabrics all over her body, silver jewelry on her head, and some were hanging around her neck and wrists. She looked very heavy. I asked Ye Yi curiously: "Who is that girl?"
Ye Yi said: "Her name is Miao Yiyi. She is a contemporary guwo from Miao Village in Lingnan and the successor of Grandma Gao." [Hoho! Miao Yiyi is decisive and is Xiao Qi, the administrator of the group! Oh, a fake lady! But this is not a fake lady! After being decisive and disgusting, please regard Yiyi as a normal and pure girl in the novel. In fact, if you want to call Miao Qiqi, you think it is too close to Qiqi in the book "The Secret History of the Wulin, and you will definitely become Yiyi. Xiao Qi, you will suffer!]
I was scared and asked, "Go Woman? Is it the legendary Gu?"
Ye Yi said: "Yes, the people in the Miao Village are very mysterious. Even if I have known Grandma Gao for so many years, I don't know what their Gu is. The only advantage is that as long as there are not a few very advanced Gu, Grandma Gao has taught me other methods of removing Gu."
I was curious and asked, "I remember there is always the kind of love Gu you put on men on TV. Is this a high-end product?"
Ye Yi said: "The love Gu itself is not advanced, but the advanced one is a matching method. According to their words, things like Gu are ever-changing. The way a person raises Gu is different, and the effects are different. The answers are generally similar. Only Love Gu is unsolvable."
ah?
I said, "Who wants to win that thing will be uncomfortable for the rest of my life?"
Ye Yixiao said, "How easy do you think it's? A woman in Miao Village can only raise love pots once in her life, and this love pot must be a time when two people are in love. The love pot appears only because a man goes from the beginning to the abandonment of his wife. However, the Miao girl always ends with one end. This is why the love pot appears. You feel wronged by being slaughtered, but you don't know the hard work that Miao girl puts in to raise love pots."
I smiled and said, "Ye Yi, do you feel like you are talking to a woman?"
Ye Yi said: "I am speaking for responsibility. If we, the big men, know that we will never have these things to hurt the Miao girls. You don't know that Miao girls raise a love Gu. You have to start practicing Gu from the age of 14, and feed them with their own blood every half month until they are 18 years old. During this period, you can't fall behind. When you find someone who is in love, you still have to agree to the man before you can put a love Gu for him, which is the same pain as a childbirth. I have also heard that I have never seen the specific one, but I know that once the love Gu is planted, Miao girls launch the love Gu, the two must die together. This is the real life and death together. If you love for a lifetime, this thing will be useless at all. If you betray it, it doesn't matter. It's good to get together and part, and it's natural that it's okay. If you cheat behind the scenes, you won't be able to rely on others if you die."
I swallowed and smiled, "I'm determined not to look for Miao Nu. It's so scary."
Ye Yi said: "If you want to find someone, you may not be able to like you. In the heart of the orthodox Miao girl who can raise love Gu, men can go up the mountain to chase bears and tigers, and have a strong body as strong as a mountain mandrill. You have eight taels of meat and half a pound of fat."
I said, "You are no better than me."
[Qingming Festival, talk about the requirements for tomb sweeping] 1. The procedure for tomb sweeping: repair the cemetery - burning incense - adding meat - toasting - worshiping - fireing fireworks farewell. 2. Who is not suitable for tomb sweeping: pregnant women, women who have menstruation, children under 7 years old, people with weak yang energy, patients with other major diseases, etc. 3. If the deceased is a junior, the senior needs to bring relatives and friends of the same generation as the deceased to visit the grave. (Now many young people don’t understand it anymore, learn it!)
Chapter completed!