Chapter 62 Uncle, Help!
Inside the house,
Baoniu lay on the kang.
Zhou Dalang sat next to Baoniu with his legs crossed.
Baoniu raised her two small paws and covered her eyes.
Uncle Zhou, Juren Zhou, Master Zhou, handsome Zhou, you have been staring at me for three or four hours!
Uncle Zhou, Juren Zhou, Master Zhou, handsome Zhou, aren’t your eyes tired?
Uncle Zhou, Juren Zhou, Master Zhou, handsome Zhou, this is not what I see when children look at them!
Uncle, where are you now?
Uncle, come and tell him how well I am!
Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!...
Zhou Dalang saw that Baoniu covered her eyes with her two small hands and asked, "Are you sleepy? Don't worry, he shouted for a while and left. You can go to bed when he leaves."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a hole in the window.
Dashan saw Baoniu covering her eyes and asked in a low voice: "I'm falling asleep with my daughter?"
Baoniu and Zhou Dalang both looked at the window after hearing this...
Baoniu: Huh... Finally, I don’t need to stare at Uncle Zhou!
Zhou Dalang: How did he know that Lotus gave birth to a daughter? Also, is his godfather self-proclaimed or is Lotus the one who made him be?
Dashan saw that Baoniu was awake and blinked at Baoniu. "Daughter, my godfather is here to see you. Zhou Dalang, open the door. If I weren't afraid of scaring my godfather, I would have kicked the door open."
Zhou Dalang: "..."Reckless man! "The child is still young and cannot catch a cold. You are covered in cold air and cannot come in."
"Then I'll go to the kitchen to bake!"
When Dashan went to roast the fire, Zhou Dalang analyzed the two questions just now. When Dashan was roasting, Zhou Dalang basically guessed what was going on?
Dashan patted the door. "Open the door quickly, otherwise it will be cold again in a while."
Zhou Dalang went down to open the door and Dashan was about to walk to Baoniu when he was stopped by Zhou Dalang. "How did you know that Padma Lotus gave birth to a child?"
Dashan wanted to stimulate Zhou Dalang and said that the child belonged to him. But when he thought about it, he felt that it was inappropriate. Everyone thought he liked Shui Lianhua. What if he misunderstood Zhou Dalang said that?
He regards Lotus as his brother, and if Lotus could marry Zhou Dalang, he would be happy for Lotus. "Don't I pay New Year's greetings to Lotus every year? I went there too this year. I wanted to scare her, but she didn't enter through the main door. As a result, she didn't open the door for me."
"I thought you were in the house, so I said I wouldn't open the door for me and I would kick it. Lianhua was afraid that I would call other nuns and opened it for me."
"As soon as I entered the door, I smelled a bloody smell. I thought Lotus was secretly eating chicken in a nunnery and said I wanted to eat it too. Lotus said that she had finished eating, and I thought she couldn't bear to give it to me and started looking for it."
"As a child was found. You don't know, I was so scared that I sat on the ground. I thought Lotus was so excited that I was crazy and stopped eating chickens and instead of eating children."
"Lianhua may be afraid that I will tell her that she will recognize me as her godfather. If she recognizes me as her godfather, I have to protect her and not tell her about her life experience."
Zhou Dalang: "Lianhua doesn't think so.Lianhua should think that you can still think of going to greet her New Year before letting her children recognize you as their godfather."
"Is that so? I thought she was afraid that I would say it out." Dashan said this on purpose, and he also knew that Shui Lianhua didn't think so.
"Okay, that's all." Dashan pulled Zhou Dalang aside. "Daughter, the godfather is here! Look at what did the godfather bring to you?"
Baoniu looked at the candy in Dashan's hand: "..." Godfather, you were born in the first year of the junior high school, today's seventh year of the junior high school.
Dashan handed the candy to Baoniu's mouth. "Come on, eat candy. Godfather told you that the candy is so sweet. Godfather wanted to eat it when he was a child. Come on, open his mouth."
Baoniu: "..." She should continue to stare at Uncle Zhou!
Zhou Dalang came over and squeezed the mountain aside: "Are you stupid? How old are you, just feed her candy?"
"Children like to eat candy." Dashan squeezed Zhou Dalang away again. "Come on, daughter, eat candy. Daughter, the godfather tells you that he must be jealous of his godfather, so he doesn't let his godfather feed you candy. Come on, open his mouth."
Baoniu: "..." Uncle, help me!
Zhou Dalang pushed Dashan aside. "What am I jealous of you? She can't eat candy now."
"Jealousy I was the first to know that Lotus gave birth to a child. I was jealousy of Lotus' daughter's godfather. I was jealous of how I would use candy to coax the child."
Zhou Dalang picked Baoniu up from the kang. The first one was indeed jealous. The second one didn’t care. He was good to this child because Lianhua wanted this child. The third one was good for him. "I have learned how to raise a child with Mrs. Jin. Have you learned it?"
"Are you still need to learn to raise children?"
"Of course. If you don't believe me, go back and ask your mother, can such a young child eat candy?"
"Ask if you ask. You wait, I'll go and ask now." After that, Dashan was about to walk out.
"Wait, how did you know that the child is here with me?"
"I didn't think much about moving here. But," Dashan said Shui Daxi and Zhao's "stupid things". "If these two things are added together, I guess my fucking daughter is here."
As he thought, this reckless man didn't just kick the door. "You can't come here often. If you come here often, it will arouse others' suspicion. You can't come here secretly at night, because walking on the night road is easy to get dirty. Children are unstable and are most afraid of dirty things."
"...You just want to take over my goddaughter."
Zhou Dalang told Dashan about his and Old Mrs. Jin’s plan. “In three months, you can love her as much as you want. Also, don’t tell Lianhua that I understand. Lianhua doesn’t want me to know.”
Dashan thought about it and thought that what Zhou Dalang said really made sense. "Okay, then I'll come here to see her every few days. I'll tell you, don't make me lose weight by raising my fucking daughter."
"Don't you worry, didn't I tell you just now? I've learned from Mrs. Jin."
Baoniu covered her eyes with her two little paws. You only studied for a long time. You have talent in studying and raising children... Uncle, come quickly, Baoniu misses you!
Zhou Dalang and Baoniu both thought Dashan was leaving. As a result, Dashan took off his shoes and sat on the kang. "Don't you have to wait until it's dark before you can come? I'll watch with you during the day today."
"You haven't learned it yet. Besides, it's almost noon and it's time for you to go home for dinner."
"Just eat here. Don't worry, my mother won't look for me. My mother knows I'm not hungry outside. You put her on the kang, I'll play with her, and you go and cook. By the way, what are you going to make for my daughter? I see there is meat in the kitchen."
Zhou Dalang dared not hand Baoniu over to Dashan. Dashan either feeds Baoniu candy or asks him to make meat for Baoniu. "There are dumplings in the pot, just be hot. She can only drink porridge and water now, but not meat."
He knew that he was the only one who watched the child during the day, and had already prepared the meal.
"Only drink porridge water?"
"Um."
Dashan didn't believe it. However, if he refuted Zhou Dalang, he would definitely say that he had learned from Mrs. Jin. "Okay. Then you go and get it."
"Go together. You haven't seen the child before, I'm afraid you'll cry."
"Okay."
After a while, the meal will be ready.
Dashan looked at the meat dumplings in his bowl and the rice soup in his dried daughter's bowl.
no!
He is so pitiful to fuck his daughter!
He has to make something delicious for his fucking daughter!
Chapter completed!