Wukong began to recall the past glorious years, guided the country, inspired the words, and dung the ten thousand households of the past.

From returning from learning art, regaining the blessed land of Huaguo Mountain, sweeping the 72 cave demon kings, searching for treasures from all over the world, becoming a sage for the seven great saints, accidentally entering the underworld, and then being recruited to become an official of heaven, stealing peaches, and making a big fuss in the sky... The talk was vivid and exciting.

The more he spoke, the more he became more and more energetic, and his saliva flew everywhere.

The black bear spirit felt more uncomfortable as he heard it, his face became darker, and he couldn't help but interrupt:

"Stop, stop talking!"

My friend is not doing well, so I feel sad for him.

My friend is doing so well, and I'm not happy either.

Labor and capital want to hear how you were defeated and beaten, not how you were happy about Hou Aotian’s fuss about the Heavenly Palace.

Wukong is still a little unfulfilled. He met an old friend in a foreign land, and was still immersed in talking about his courage in the past, saying:

"Don't, I haven't told you how I fought with the Heavenly General of the Prison, and the battle between Tathagata Buddha and Emperor Gou Chen. That's so shocking and crying ghosts... I'm also imprisoned in the White Tiger Heavenly Prison..."

"Stop!"

The black bear sperm could not bear it anymore, so he picked up a longevity peach and stuffed it into the monkey's mouth, stopping him from continuing to speak.

Stop blowing, brothers are almost separated by hearing this.

“Um…”

Wukong's cheeks were bulging, and his teeth were hard, chewing the peaches and the fruit pits together, swallowing them, and said a little vaguely, "Where are you kids, what are you doing all these years?"

"Don't mention it, bad luck."

The black bear spirit slapped his thigh, picked up a jar of Flower Fairy Wine, and drank it hard. "I was thrown out of the forbidden area of ​​the Taoist priest in a confused manner, and I kept wandering. After eating forbiddenly, I had no meals. Occasionally, I met a fairy Buddha, and I was beaten and killed, sleeping in the open... Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w

As he said that, he touched his belly, recalling the dark experience of wandering for hundreds of years and starving, he cried like a child of two hundred pounds.

Wukong was speechless and patted the big black bear on the shoulder and complained:

"I said, Xiong Da, that's not the case. You, a Taiyi Jinxian, can you not have enough food?"

Do you understand the value of the Golden Immortal Demon King?

Although it is not worth mentioning for the forces like Lingshan and Heavenly Court, it can be placed in the four continents, occupying the mountains as kings, and dominating one side is still fine.

"You don't understand. I used to guard the holy mountain for Master Daozun, and ate the holy fruit golden elixir and drink the divine spring nectar every meal. I got used to it. After wandering to the outside world, I couldn't eat ordinary food at all. A hundred-year-old Ganoderma lucidum and a thousand-year-old Yao grass, and the taste was like chewing wax... I was hungry all the time. At the worst, I was hungry for nine times in three days!"

The black bear demon touched his belly and said in tears.

Wukong: "…"

(￢_￢;), what you are so fucking is it called suffering, right?

I still feel wronged when I eat the hundred-year-old Ganoderma lucidum and a thousand-year-old Yao grass. Who is pretending to be?

However, it can be understood that the nine holy mountains of Daozun are full of treasures, including not only the acquired fusang, ginseng fruit, peach and other high-quality immortal treasures, top-grade divine springs, and middle-grade holy fruits, and countless, so they are full of food.

The black bear spirit used to live in that environment, and its appetite was damaged, which was normal.

"No more talk about those bad things, come and drink!"

"Cheers, don't go back if you're drunk!"

The two of them exchanged cups and sang each other. While recalling the green years of practicing hard on the holy mountain, they also talked about their courage, secretly competing, trying to show off, and trying to step on the other party.

"This wine and fruits are a bit bad. When I was making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, I ate the peaches and the Nine-Turn Golden Pills until I could not afford it."

"Indeed, I used to guard the mountains for Master Daozun, drink the divine spring and the earth milk as water, and the golden elixir holy fruit is stuck in the gap between my teeth. Now I am in a downturn."

"This cave is a bit bad. I miss the blessed land of Huaguo Mountain. It has rich spiritual energy and is warm in winter and cool in summer."

"Well, indeed, this place is not as good as the nine holy mountains of Daozun."

“…”

Wukong:(兰_兰)

You can only know how to mention Daozun and the Holy Mountain, right?

Wukong quickly changed the subject and sighed: "I, Lao Sun, went to heaven, and I was named the second-rank monarch of the sage. I am ashamed."

The black bear spirit was not willing to be outdone, and patted his chest and said, "The Black Wind Cave is 80,000 miles in radius. I'll find out who is the father!"

"The Buddha Tathagata is very powerful, but unfortunately he was unable to catch me."

“…”

Xiong Da was stunned and speechless.

This monkey didn't play according to the routine, and was obviously treated as a miscellaneous fish by Emperor Gou Chen, making it seem like he escaped from the palm of the Buddha's hand by himself.

The key is that he still can't find equal cases of pretending.

The two of them secretly competed, and they were stumbled in their words, which looked very similar to the current situation of a class reunion in the 21st century.

You have to show off and show off, otherwise how can you prove that I am doing better?

Eat, drink, chat and brag, after three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the two of them were lying on the ground with alcohol, looking like dead fish.

Wukong then remembered some serious matters and asked:

"Xiong Da, what is the relationship between Daozun and my master?"

You can enter nine holy mountains through the forbidden area of ​​the Tianwai Tian Secret Realm, but in fact, the two secret realms are not in the same time and space, but only connected by channels.

The relationship between the Heavenly Lord and the Dao Lord through Tribulation is also fascinating.

"I don't know, I'm just a mountain guard." The black bear spirit touched his round belly and said honestly.

“…”

Bah, the useless people who are waiting to die.

Wukong asked again: "Have you seen Emperor Gou Chen?"

"I haven't seen it before, the Four Emperors of Heaven, are above and above, how can I get the chance to contact you?"

The black bear demon shook his head and curled his lips, "I am not like you. I have a look with the Buddha. I didn't even give up, so I claimed that I could escape from the Buddha."

“…”

"Really, I suggest you blow it a little bigger. In the future, I will tell you that when I confronted Buddha, I will never lose any move, and I have never made a move anyway."

“…”

Wukong:(╬▔蓝▔)

The monkey clenched his fists, surrounded by golden flames, and pressing Xiong Da was a beating.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Oh, stop slapping, don't slap in the face, damn!"

"The monkey died, and he just started to do it, and he was so angry that he was embarrassed?

"No, no, this is a break?"

The black bear demon was exposed by riding his face, and the duck was stubborn. He hugged his head and covered his face. He hummed while mocking the monkey.

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Of course, after his face was swollen, he stopped talking and decisively lowered his head to admit his mistake.

"Sage, I know I'm wrong, so I'll spare my life."

The black bear demon, with a blue-faced pig head, first performed French military salutes according to international practices, and then bowed three times according to the traditions of the island country. With his sincere craftsmanship spirit, he successfully obtained the forgiveness of the Eastern God Monkey King Monkey King.

Don't wonder why he knows so much.

Although Master Daozun was aloof, he would occasionally teach them some extracurricular knowledge, such as the French etiquette of the small Western countries and the craftsman spirit of the small island of the East China Sea.

The poisoning that Goku was actually even deeper.

He even knew that there are four ways to write fennel beans...

"Xiong Da, I'll take away the brocade robes."

Wukong pinched his wrist, which was a little numb, walked to the stone table on one side, and picked up the cassock.

After eating, drinking, bragging, fighting, and reminiscing, it’s time to leave.

"What's the big Xiong? It's called Brother Batian."

The black bear demon's eyes were black and bleeding from his nose, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "Come on, I'm in vain again this trip."

He already knew that this was the Buddha's thing and naturally he would not force it to occupy it.

He was not afraid of Buddha Tathagata, he was just giving his brothers a face.

"You should do less work on stealing treasures in the future. Be careful of being caught by experts and peeling and cramping." Wukong folded his robes and reminded him.

The black bear spirit curled his lips and said, "I want to fill my stomach, so I can only exchange it with magic weapons and the people from Tian Yao Pavilion."

"Tian Yao Pavilion?"

"Well, a demon clan force is said to have created a trading platform created by a demon clan power, which can exchange things for things and publish tasks."
To be continued...