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Chapter 6 Bombs(1/2)

Wushuang, the full name Xie Wushuang, the third among us is one year younger than me and Apo.

He is now a bodybuilding coach at a female bodybuilding center.

Women account for about 50% of the world's population (then why are there always more bachelors than widows?), after the liberation of New China, a mysterious organization called the Women's Federation was established. Calls for women to improve their status were heard everywhere. By the 1980s, the phenomenon of strict wife management was popularized, and a large number of excellent film and television works that responded to this theme were created during the same period, including "Women Not the Moon", "Women Who Wades Through the Man River", "Fence, Women and Dogs"... The last deterrent work is "Women's Special Police Team"!

By the beginning of this century, the pursuit of women's compatriots had reached a higher level, shifting their energy from family rule to improving their own cultivation. They came out of the department store and all walked into the gym.

But now the trend is very bad by the Bangzi movies. Women, especially young women, regard barbarism as beauty, so they go to the gym not to go to the gym but learn how to abuse people. In the past, they split, one foot on the ground and the other foot on the ground; but now they like to have one foot on the ground and the other foot on the man's head, and they must expose themselves if they wear skirts.

If they were to practice self-defense, I don't believe it anyway, because we all know that women's self-defense technique actually only has one move, that is, one foot is on the ground and the other foot flew into the man's crotch. The moves are: kick the crotch, knock the crotch with the knee, hold the crotch with the hand, and shake the crotch with the leather bag, anyway, it's a move that never leaves the crotch. Men also have times of being fragile. Shaolin has become the supreme martial arts world since he has obtained the iron crotch skills. This is not without basis.

So, Wushuang not only wants to teach aerobics—now there are basically no one dancing this thing, but the most important thing is to teach those women and girls Taekwondo, judo, Aikido... Of course, sometimes they also teach them how to attack men's crotch.

The BMW girl who sent him back was one of his students.

Wushuang had already walked in at this time, looked at the people in the room and frowned and asked us, "What is this for?"

Apo shouted, "Wushuang, why haven't you seen this for giving it to you today?"

The three of us hugged our knees and smirked.

Wushuang ignored us. When he learned that he was getting the set-top box, he asked the three of us: "Have we received it?"

Apo said: "Oh, by the way, I'll get my household registration book and ID card."

At this time, the people on the TV station were about to pack up their things and went back to see that it was not early, and they shouted: "I got off work today, I will come back tomorrow if I didn't get it."

Wushuang tapped on the table and said, "Please, I'll get the set-top box."

The young female staff member put away the paper and pen and said impatiently: "Don't you have ears? Get off work today..." She looked up and Leng Ding was stunned. Then we saw that her face was rosy as if someone had slapped her twice. After changing her tone, she said softly, "...Oh, okay, please give me your household registration and ID card?"

Wushuang smiled slightly, revealing her white teeth, and said, "If I didn't bring it with me, I'll take the things first and give it to you later?"

The girl from the TV station was unparalleled and felt the breeze blowing on the other person's face. She was speechless. After a long time, she said in a panic: "Oh, OK, you can give it to me tomorrow, anyway, I'll come tomorrow..."

Apo, who had just walked to the door, said in shock: "Damn, he just wants it with just one word?"

Wushuang took the box from her hand, took a look and asked casually: "How many units can I receive after installing this thing?"

The girl held her hot cheeks and explained seriously and responsibly: "Central Channel 1, 2, 3, 4...12, Education Channel, Beijing Channel 1, 2, 3, Beijing Satellite TV... Henan Channel, Hebei Channel, Jiangsu Channel... can all be received."

After smoking a cigarette, Apo and I said, "It's hard for a girl to recite all the 34 provinces, cities, and autonomous regions in China!"

Wushuang dared not speak easily anymore. In order to watch more handsome guys, the girl refused to give in: "There are many paid programs that require a fee to watch."

Apo hugged the girl's shoulder and said, "Hey, if we ask this brother to treat you to dinner, can you take care of us and secretly open these programs?"

The girl blushed: "This is not our control, but it doesn't cost much..." As the girl said that, she glanced at Wushuang with her eyes and said: "Then I'll ask him to treat you to dinner. You can help us pay all the fees for these stations - can all stations abroad receive them? I just love watching the presidential election in the United States and the adult theater..."

Wushuang glared at him, said, "You are so bored." Then he floated away.

The girl's eyes were tangible and qualitative, and then she felt lost. Finally, she blushed and asked Apo: "Is he your friend?"

Apo decisively and resolutely: "We don't know him."

The girl was about to express the sadness of a girl, but the two TV stations next to her were anxious: "Who should we ask for money from the two set-top boxes that the kid took away?"

...I paid the money for the human set-top box and promised the girl that Wushuang's parents would send her ID card tomorrow. Then we got off work with the TV station people.

As soon as we came out, a middle-aged man stopped us and held a big suitcase and said, "Mr. He, I am Mr. Lu's driver. He asked me to give you this box."

I looked down and wondered, "Is this?"

"This is 2 million. It's cash for your convenience. Mr. Lu is handling the other parts. You also know that if the funds exceed 10 million, it requires certain procedures."

I quickly reached out to take it, almost flashing my arm, and I didn't expect that 2 million is so heavy.

The driver put another key in my hand, pointed to the Santaña behind me and said, "Mr. Lu said that this car was given to you too - it was for free. He said that he knew you didn't care about it, so he would give you a tool for transportation for the time being."

After saying this, the driver simply called him for a taxi.

I laughed and said, "This is interesting. I will also have a car with a free gift for the money." I saw that there was no one around and couldn't help but temptation, so I wanted to uncover the box. Xiaohui suddenly said nervously, "Don't move first!"

I looked up at her.

"I always feel that there is something wrong here, so it's okay to give money, but I'll leave the car here. According to people of Lu Weimin's level, even if they want to show goodwill, it wouldn't be so inexplicable, right?"

I was moved and said, "What do you mean?"

Xiaohui bit her lip and didn't speak, obviously thinking.

Apo said in shock: "Xiaohui is right. What if there is a bomb in the box? Think about it, 100 million is not a decimal. Lu Weimin wanted to pay responsibilities but was afraid that we would cause trouble for him, so he simply made a bomb and gave it to us for a hundred."

I said depressedly: "Not it."

Xiaohui shook her head gently and said, "It's not that simple. There is something strange here. I can't figure it out for a moment, but what Apo said is not impossible."

"If it's a bomb..." I suddenly stuffed the box into Apo's arms: "Then you open it!"

Xiaohui looked at Apo and nodded solemnly: "That's all we can do."

Apo muttered, "I'll just drive it - but I'll just talk about it. If I really blow me up, you two have to pick up my calves and heads. If you don't want it, just don't want it. I really like the calves and heads now."

Although they are all demons, Xiaohui and I are still cold.

Apo Chong waved his hands hard: "Stand backwards."

I pulled Xiaohui and ran back apart, and Apo was still shouting: "From the way!"

I continued to walk back and asked Xiaohui: "Is it almost enough?"

Xiaohui said: "If it's a high explosion, it's useless to leave this street. Be prepared to stop time and run away quickly depending on the situation is wrong."

"I..." I wanted to say something else like awesome mountain and rivers, please rest assured. When I saw Apo had already opened the box from afar, he held up two boards of RMB and shouted at us: "Don't run away, it's money!"

...The three of us went upstairs and kept wondering: "It's so strange. The logic is not understandable. Criminal psychology and trace science cannot be explained. Why did Lu Weimin give us a car?"

I said helplessly: "Don't think about it, go to yours or ours first?"

All four of us live on the third floor, but we rented rooms separately. Apo and I are in the east, and Xiaohui and Wushuang are on the west, because there are no more than four people in ordinary units. That's why I asked this question.

Xiaohui has opened the door of her and Wushuang and said, "Let Wushuang know about the thrilling moment we just now."

After entering, Wushuang was fiddling with the set-top box in the living room, and it seemed that it was about to be done. He pointed to another box and said to me, "This is from you." He glanced at the box in Apo's hand and asked, "What is that?"

Apo poured all the money on the sofa, and Fang Dunun's money was bundled everywhere.

Wushuang immediately straightened her waist: "Where did you get so much money?"

Apo said: "We have bought out you by number of times and given a female wealthy man of about 300 kilograms of sugarcane in Ukraine. You have to make sure that she is pregnant within half a year, and the price is calculated based on the first-class writers in China."

Wushuang asked with a smile: "What's the specific?"

"They have a thousand words and a thousand yuan, and you have a thousand times and a thousand yuan..."

Before he finished speaking, Wushuang jumped on Apo and strangled his neck desperately. Apo let him pinch it without caring, rubbing against the wall hard, rubbing Wushuang so hard that he kept screaming.

Xiaohui and I simply put the money together, poured a cup of tea and sat on the sofa. I said, "Continue to discuss how to spend this million?"

"As I said in the afternoon, I bought a house and supermarket first, these are all necessities for daily life."

At this time, Wushuang had already pinched Apo's neck like an hourglass, and he was rubbed as disgusting as if he had beaten hundreds of bald dogs alone. He shouted on Apo's shoulder: "Don't hit you anymore, don't hit you anymore-what 100 million?"

Apo threw him aside, rubbed his neck and said, "Didn't I tell you? We have sold you to female wealthy people, each of which is 2 million, and we have sold you 50 times..."

I told Wushuang about the general story and said, "Tell me what are your plans? Do you want to corrupt it or make long-term investments?"

Apo said first: "One hundred million, but it's not a young man. Why do you think so much? Let's go and have fun first. After going to Maldives and Egypt, then go to New York and Paris. If you want to find excitement, go to Amazon and African jungles to hunt!"

We all looked at him and didn't speak.

Apo said: "Don't you want to go that far? Then just take a walk in China, Jiuzhaigou, Shanghai, Shennongjia... Anyway, the meaning is almost the same."

We looked at him and didn't speak.

Apo spread his hands and said, "Don't you have to be so disrespectful. Do you want to just go around the city? People's Park, Department Store, and finally go to Monkey Mountain?"

I took the lead in raising my hand: "I agree with this."

Xiaohui laughed and said, "I have a suggestion - we will leave a sum of money that is enough to cope with living expenses, and donate the rest to the school."

We all felt a little shocked. Everyone understood what Xiaohui mentioned in the school, which specifically refers to the orphanage we grew up in.

Seeing that no one was talking, I was the first to speak: "Actually, I have thought about it a long time ago..."

Apo happily left his travel plan and simply said, "I agree."

Wushuang said: "I have no objection, but I want a car."

Apo smiled defamly and said, "What do you want to do for a car? Every day, I have never seen you walk back."

Wushuang said firmly: "So I want a car."

I threw the keys the driver gave me at him: "There is one at the door of my office, go and check it out."

Wushuang's eyes lit up and said, "What car?"

"You'll know when you go."

Wushuang ran away.

I said to Apo, "I owe you a trip. We will go together when I am on my annual leave."

Apo slapped his forehead: "Oh my God, does the neighborhood committee director have annual leave?"
To be continued...
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