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037. Meow Routing, Fang Bankruptcy

In a secluded alley.

The end of the alley is close to the side of the woods next to the road.

Fang Ping'an, who returned from the realm of death, sat at the door of his house with a stool and basked in the sun.

The Realm of Death is the name Fang Ping'an gave to the skill of the Tabby Cat. It has no other meaning, but it is mainly because it is quite appropriate.

The tabby cat sat on Fang Ping'an's side, with a pair of small paws holding Yali's mobile phone and fiddling with it. However, it is inconvenient to use the touch screen for the cat's paws, so under Fang Ping'an's stunned gaze, the tabby cat's paws turned into a pair of tender white and jade-like tentacles.

Two white jade tentacles quickly clicked on the mobile phone screen and browsed the Tengou shopping website.

As the browsing information continues to increase, the fat cat face of the tabby cat kept sticking out its beard and exclaiming from time to time.

"Hey, this frozen quail is said to be delicious. Please buy me two." A white jade tentacle carried the phone in front of Fang Ping'an, and the voice of the tabby cat followed closely.

Fang Ping'an raised his eyebrows and looked at the cell phone in front of him.

[Pampering royal frozen quail dried, 500 grams per pack, exclusively developed, with a delicate taste, and the cat says it's OK after eating it!]

【Sell price: 189】

"This seller said it was like his foodie cat food..." Fang Ping'an couldn't help but stare at the introduction and complain, then closed his eyes and threw it to the tabby cat: "No money."

"Also, I don't call it "Hey", my name is Fang Ping'an."

"Fang Ping'an? The name of human beings is really... unknown. Otherwise, you can change your name to Fang Qiong'an, highlighting its characteristics. Although the cracked load-bearing wall in the house and the glass in the bedroom were broken by me, can't you change it? You look at the big pit in front of you, and the flowers on both sides are like being plowed by a cow."

“…”

Fang Ping'an felt his heart hurt.

The tabby cat glanced at Fang Ping'an, stared at the characteristic cat food on the phone screen and smacked his lips. It gently placed the phone carefully on the ground, then raised its head, and shook its tail proudly, "Hmph, stupid humans, please feel honored and proud to be able to hear the name of this Holy Spirit! The name of this Holy Spirit is."

Speaking of this, the tabby cat paused and Bai Yu Tentacle couldn't help scratching his head, "I haven't said the name for too long, I've forgotten it... Wait for me to think about it."

"It seems like it's Babath, Tae... Typhut... Harto...???"

The tabby cat looked unsure of himself.

"Buster?" Fang Ping'an also sat on the stool with a confused look on his face, which reminded him of the teasing stick, "Do you have this name? You have to have a name for human society in life. Otherwise, I'll give you one?"

The tabby cat thought about it, squinted his eyes and stretched his ears backwards and turned them into an airplane ear, looking alert and said, "The proposal is good, but you won't take the opportunity to give me a name like "dog stool", "dog egg", "erliuzi", and "cat steel egg", right?"

Fang Ping'an curled his lips.

Damn it, it was exposed.

He thought for a moment and said, "Look, since you can feel the range of death and can also take my soul to the sky. This is the same tool as the human world, so how about you two of you have the same name?"

The tabby cat shook his ears, stretched out his tentacles and picked up his phone, "What is the same name?"

"Router, just call meow router!"

“???”

The tabby cat's tentacles stumble, what is the router?

It has been sleeping in the tomb for too many years and has long been out of touch with human society. It is still learned to use mobile phones, but the name router should not be a derogatory term, right?

The tabby cat blinked and no longer struggled, after all, it was just a name.

But it never expected how infamous the name router and meow route were later.

Meow Router held his mobile phone and searched for food such as cat food and cat bowls. He also secretly checked what the router was. Looking at the encyclopedia introduction, the function of the router is indeed very similar to its ability.

Well, Fang Qiuqian escaped the disaster for now.

Ten minutes later.

It is located south along the coast of Dongxia City, and the sun is hot in mid-April.

Fang Ping'an has been burned by the sun, and has changed from a salted fish to a dried salted fish. She sat weakly on the stool, with her back against the wall and her legs stretched out.

Meow Route could not understand Fang Ping'an's human confusing behavior at all, so he had to ask.

"Fang Qiuqian, are you okay? If you continue to dry, you will have problems?"

"Replenish... calcium" Fang Ping'an looked like he was dying.

"..." Meow Travel quit the mobile phone from the Tengu interface and handed it to Fang Ping'an. It couldn't help but ask seriously: "Fang Ping'an, you seem to have no... goal, as if you have no desire, and you don't pursue anything. If someone else encounters an existence like me, you will definitely be curious, then understand, and then ask me for exchange of power."

"You are different. You seem to be out of everything. Even before the strange thing is right in front of you, but you still look like you are just living a life of mediocrity. You are old and the least likable."

Fang Ping'an rubbed his body from the wall, put his hands on his legs casually, and the energy in his body turned, instantly removing the heat from his body. He yawned and said with a smile: "Where did you learn the word "Young man"? This is a way of raising me. There is an old saying in my hometown: Sweep the snow in front of the door and don't care about the frost on others."

Fang Ping'an smiled and looked at the 76 million experience value displayed on the retina. He stood up, turned around and picked up the saber, stretched his waist and smiled happily, and said with a clever word to Miao Luyou: "The ordinary person is shining, I am alone. The ordinary person is dazed, I am alone. "

Meow Travel thought for a moment after hearing this, and looked at Fang Ping'an with his eyes that looked like stars. He shook his head as if he was aware of it, and said, "I have had three auxiliary officials. At present, you are the most interesting one."

Fang Ping'an responded: "Then you are too happy too early."

“…”

"I'm really boring."

“…”

"Hey, why don't you talk?"

Meow Luyou looked at Fang Ping'an with an idiot expression, looking at his back to it, and opened the door halfway through.

Wang Zhiyi was wearing a white home clothes and a pink flower-patterned apron on her chest, but the apron might be a little tight, causing Wang Zhiyi to have an exaggerated curve in front of her. She was holding a baked egg tart, looking at her new neighbor with her back facing her in confusion.

"Well, are you talking to me?"

Fang Ping'an was stunned when he heard this. This voice... sounded a little familiar.

He turned around and saw Wang Zhiyi wearing thick gloves and holding a small baking tray, obviously stunned. Why is this woman here?

Did you reveal yourself?

Fang Ping'an stood in the shadow of the door, his eyes gradually getting dim and unclear.

Seeing that Fang Ping'an didn't speak, Wang Zhiyi had to put the baking tray on the stone platform in front of Fang Ping'an's house. She smiled embarrassedly and said, "I moved here the day before yesterday and live not far from your house. Today I came here mainly to get to know my future neighbors and give you some freshly baked small cakes."

She smiled and said, "My name is Wang Zhiyi, where are you?"

Fang Ping'an was stunned when he heard this and blinked.

"Fang went bankrupt."

Hearing such a fake name, the girl's originally filled with smile froze on her face.
Chapter completed!
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