Chapter 15 015. Birding
After saying that, Lin Yu took Li Ying and Lin Xiaotong and walked quickly towards the stream ahead.
The stream is clear and visible at the bottom, and it is only one foot deep, but it is strange that no fish, shrimp or anything else is found.
Generally speaking, the flowing live water is relatively safe. Lin Yu squatted down, picked up a handful of water in both hands, washed his face comfortably, and then took a few more sips. It’s true that the stream water is a little sweet.
Li Ying and Lin Xiaotong cheered and quickly washed their faces with water.
You should know that in such high temperature weather, if you sweat a lot, your body will always be sticky, dirty, and smelly. For example, most girls like hygiene and clean, let alone celebrities like Li Ying and Lin Xiaotong. They have long wanted to take a good wash.
To be honest, if it weren't for Lin Yu being there and being broadcast live, they probably would have taken off all and took a shower.
After enjoying the moisturizing of the water and replenishing the moisture properly, Lin Yu stood up and looked at Li Ying and Lin Xiaotong who were littering with lotus seeping out of the clear water. A faint feeling of satisfaction and warmth surged in his heart.
Then, Lin Yu took a few steps and said to the camera, "Dear viewers must be curious about what our dinner is, right?"
He smiled mysteriously, and Lin Yu pointed to the birds in the hillside, in the bushes, and in the sky.
“Tonight, we eat birds.”
Eat birds????
As soon as Lin Yu said that, a large number of doubts immediately appeared in the live broadcast room.
"Brother Yu, are you wrong? Are you trying to catch birds? I suspect your head is broken. It is definitely much less difficult to catch fish in the stream than to catch birds. According to normal logic, you should follow the stream and find the fish and shrimps and grab them to eat."
"If you have a bow and arrow, I believe you may be able to shoot birds, but you obviously don't. Could it be that you are throwing stones to kill birds? Damn, Brother Yu, you have practiced hard qigong!"
"I probably guessed that Brother Yu, you want to catch a bird trap, right? But I am so stupid. Getting traps and traps requires a certain amount of technical content, and tools and materials are also required. Brother Yu, you have nothing to do, so what are you using to make a trap? Could it be to pull your hair to weave a rope?"
Lin Yu smiled and walked towards the area in front of him where birds were flying and playing, and said with a smile.
"I never thought of hitting birds with stones, it was completely impossible."
After saying that, Lin Yu bent down and picked up a stone, threw it at the flock of birds in the sky.
However, the birds seemed to sense the danger in advance, and they scattered in a crowd before the stones were thrown.
After the stones landed, they flew back and continued to hover over Lin Yu's head, making harsh screams, as if mocking Lin Yu's stupidity.
"In the wilderness, in order to maintain health and gain abundant physical strength, under normal circumstances, you must consume 3 to 5,000 calories per day, and in harsh environments, you must consume 4 to 6,000 calories per day."
"If the energy spent on hunting food is much greater than the results obtained, then you should make a quick decision and cancel such meaningless actions."
Lin Yu said as he picked up a sharp and sharp stone on the ground with his cat's waist.
"Please remember that surviving the wilderness is very important to get food at the minimum cost."
"Dear viewers, please pay attention." Lin Yu gave himself a close-up.
"Next, I will teach you a big move, please don't blink and take a closer look."
Lin Yu said while taking out a piece of pig shit I had picked up from his pocket, "Now I want to make a bird trap, which is a very simple bird trap. Please note that this is the pig shit I prepared before. I said it will be very useful. Here, I want to tell you first that whether it is wild beasts or human feces, it can be used as fishing bait and bird bait. To be more vulgar, ordinary fish and birds need to eat shit."
"Please see, I will first pick out a piece of pig shit, and then, this is a stone about the size of a peanut. This stone was specially selected. Please pay attention to the corners of this stone, all of which are very sharp."
Lin Yu tinkered with pig shit and sharp stones and kept talking. "Now, I'm like making dumplings, pig shit is the skin and sharp stones are the filling. Okay, I wrapped the sharp stones in a small piece of pig shit, the skin is very thin."
"This is the simplest bird-catching trap." Lin Yu smiled profoundly.
"Please be quiet and pay attention. Now is the time to verify the miracle. I hope that after the miracle happens, all the audience will give me a certain reward, fish balls, shark fins, etc., and help me clean the planes and rockets."
"Now I want to throw this bait into the birds. When the birds swallow this piece of pig shit, the sharp stones inside will instantly jamm their throats."
Just finished speaking!
Whoosh~~~~~
Lin Yu threw the bait in his hand straight towards the flock of birds!
The aura emitted by pig shit really made birds flock to it!
At this moment, the birds not only did not scatter like they did just now, but instead began to snatch them up!
Finally, a sea cormorant grabbed the pig's shit bait in one bite!
It flapped its wings, rose up, and slapped the bait.
Suddenly!
The cormorant let out a sarcastic cry, and the bird's body spasmed violently in the sky, and then its wings lost balance and fell downwards!
Bang!!!!
He fell heavily to the ground and fell to death!
Lin Yu ran over in three or two steps, lifted the cormorant directly, and gave a close-up shot. Lin Yu pointed at the cormorant's bulging Adam's apple.
"Please see, the sharp stone wrapped in pig shit stuck in this guy's throat, choking it, and the sharp edges and corners cut its tender throat. This cormorant is about 70 cm long and has a black and shiny feather."
"Mainly feed on fish and shrimp, eating a small amount of seaweed, kelp, sea seaweed, etc. - Although cormorant meat may not be fresh and tender, it contains rich salt and calories. It can not only replenish calories, but also fill our stomachs. It is much better than eating insects or something, right?"
"How is it? Have you seen it clearly? Is it easy to catch birds?" Lin Yu smiled.
"I hope everyone can learn some survival skills through this live broadcast. My name is Lin Yu, and I am not pretending to behave."
After saying that, a small climax broke out in the live broadcast room, and all kinds of barrage news and rewards were directly browsed.
"Brother Yu6666666"
"I'm convinced this wave."
"So pig shit is used to catch birds."
"A piece of shit, a stone, a person, laughing at the deserted island."
"Brother Yu, I am thirty-three years old and still have a perfect body. I want to talk to you about a partner."
"The upstairs expressed his ugly appearance very tactfully."
"I miss you every day to give Lin Yu 10,000 fish balls × 20"
"A professional household who smashed windows gave Lin Yu 500 shark fins×66"
"I am Brother Zhao, give Lin Yu 520 fish balls×520"
Lin Yu looked at it and found that so far, the popularity of his live broadcast room has reached 280,000. The rewards for various props have been distributed to him, and the amount has reached more than 80,000 yuan.
More than 80,000 rmb.
‘Damn, I’ve only made nearly 100,000 yuan in just a few hours? Is this invincible? I’ve finished this live broadcast, isn’t it a problem for me to buy a house or a car? Haha, after all, I bought a car with a feces and fork sign.’
Lin Yu muttered with a mentality. At this time, a rich man directly gave him 10 Rockets, and this was a few thousand yuan to earn!
‘Damn it, hurry up and hit the birds to suppress the shock.’
Chapter completed!