Not to mention the bizarre encounter of Xia Kezhe, the alien queen who was inexplicably helped to the throne.
On the other side of Sulphur Harbor, in the monsters' base camp neighborhood.
Deadpool Wade, who has been in this city for almost half a month, is enjoying his life.
This guy was wearing a shower cap, holding a wine glass in one hand and snacks in the other, and was sitting in a large mansion.
It seemed that he had just finished taking a shower, and under the shower cap, he could still see the bumpy and disgusting skin.
However, he was a little self-aware that even when he was wearing a shower cap, he still had that weird black and red hood on his head.
In front of him was a huge indoor swimming pool. On the rolling water, there were several little yellow ducks and a swimming ring with a rainbow pony printed on it.
And a few floating tempting ladies underwear.
Obviously, in the past period of time, this swimming pool was where Wade and his "real girlfriend" Xia Kezhai were having fun.
Opposite the swimming pool, a floating smart TV like a wall hung on the wall, and Wade's favorite cartoon of cats and mice was playing on the screen.
But under Wade's mask, there was no smile on his ugly face.
Instead, there is a kind of random confusion of life and death.
He was trapped here.
Just outside this swimming pool, there are powerful monsters guarding the door, and around the mansion, there are also a large number of aliens.
He can't escape.
Xia Kezhai locked him up here and regarded him as a male favorite.
When calling, come, and when waving, go away, this has caused Deadpool's heart torture, full of machismo.
It made him feel like a call-up duck who serves the fat rich women.
Of course, Xia Kezhai is not comparable to those damn fat women, whether it is his figure, skills, or his tempting and tragic face.
She never refused any requests from Deadpool when they were alone.
No matter how excessive the requirements are, they will be met.
Logically speaking, this should be Wade's dream of life
You don’t have to go out and fight to make money. There is a beauty who is hard to find in the world who is willing to spend money to support him, and all your requirements can be met.
Moreover, from the deadpool's vicious eyes, Xia Kezhai, who has been sealed for 1,000 years in the thousands of "intimate exchanges" between the two during this period and is very lonely, must have really fallen in love with him.
Just like Vanessa back then.
This is the second woman in Deadpool's life who is willing to give everything for him, not care about his appearance, not care about his crazy appearance.
Although he is an outlier, Deadpool does not care much about bloodline and race.
Anyway, Xia Kezhai promised that the two could have children, and as long as Wade was willing, she could be ready to get pregnant now.
If you have such a girlfriend, what else can you worry about?
It's like you've reached the peak of your life.
But it's human
It's so cheap.
After getting everything and enjoying it freely for a few days, Deadpool's restless heart became a little empty again.
An emptiness that is hard to describe.
He sat on the luxurious sofa with a wine glass, and looked back at the luxuriously decorated room around him, feeling a little depressed.
Everything is fine, but I just can't be happy.
"She is going to marry me, my god! Is she going crazy?"
Xiao Jianjian collapsed on the sofa like a dying person.
While pouring the wine in his hand on his mask, he said with no hope:
"Why do you have to get married? There is no freedom anymore?"
"I clearly met a woman who is rich and loves me. This woman perfectly meets all the requirements for my partner in my heart. Even my heart tells me that she is my perfect partner."
"This perfect woman doesn't like me looking ugly, doesn't like me being crazy, doesn't like me being crazy, doesn't like me being so angry, I can only hold on for 2 minutes (ps.1)"
Deadpool was like singing an opera, holding his heart in both hands, and saying in a humble voice:
"Ah, it's obviously two happy things, you can get double happiness, why am I so sad? Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w
As he was talking, this guy actually started crying pretending to be crying.
He cried sadly, and didn't know where he took out a handkerchief, wiped the wet mask, and then turned around nervously and screamed at the empty wall:
"What are you laughing at?"
"You are happy to see me sad, right?"
"You are still laughing! You try to laugh again! You are talking about you, the guy lying on the bed and looking at your phone! You are still laughing!"
"I will rush over sooner or later, cut down your xx and stuff it into your xxx! I will do what I say! Oh! Hell, stop talking, I'm so annoyed!"
He screamed and stood up, rushed into the pool, hiding himself under the pool.
It seemed to be avoiding something that only he could see and hear.
"I have to find a way to make Xia Ke gudu Gudu slow down. I don't want her to leave her, but she gudu Gudu."
This guy was holding his breath in the water.
Even in the water, he couldn't stop complaining that was completely uncontrollable.
After several minutes, probably feeling hypoxia, Deadpool jumped like a frog and was about to surface.
But just the moment his fingers touched the water surface that emitted a strange light.
A sudden and irresistible sleepiness poured into Wade Wilson's body along the extremely heavy current.
He felt something was wrong.
But before he could resist, the sleepy beast that came to attack swallowed him into it.
Deadpool's body lost control.
In this incredible state, in his sleep, his body floated to the surface of the water, as if he was lying in the water, the choking water poured into the respiratory tract along his breath, allowing Deadpool to quickly enter a state of suffocation and dying.
This is not a knife wound, it cannot heal itself.
In fact, for people with self-healing factors, drowning is one of the few ways to completely kill them.
Deadpool's breathing became weaker and weaker.
After choking enough water, the guy's instinctive struggled his arms also lost their strength, just like a real drowning guy.
He lay in the water, his butt facing up, and stopped breathing in a very embarrassing position.
But embarrassing
Well, this shouldn't be a big problem for Deadpool.
After all, he is either embarrassing or on the road to embarrassment.
It's embarrassing, this is his life state.
He was used to messing up everything, and was happy with it, unable to extricate himself.
"Wade Wade!"
The familiar call sounded in the sleeping deadpool's ears.
He opened his eyes blankly. Wherever he saw was a gloomy sky. In the dim clouds, there were beating white arcs shining, just like unknown lightning.
That reminded Wade of the bad memories of the birthday cake he finally got when he was a child fell into the dust.
An indescribable, pungent scent of sulfur also rushed into Wade's nostrils.
Wade couldn't help but cough several times.
Some other bad memories emerged in his mind.
It was not until this time that he realized that the mask he had been wearing on his face had disappeared.
"ah!"
Deadpool stroked his face as he was like a disaster scene. He let out a tenor scream and jumped up from where he lay.
"Where is my mask? Who took my mask! Such a big mask, why is that?"
It was not until after jumping up that Deadpool saw the environment he was in.
From where he is, you can see a piece of abandoned and anxious land, the black Styx River winds, and in the distant mountains, some demons flying around.
At his feet was a pool of magma rolling like a lake, and some elemental creature-like flame demons rolled in the lake.
"Hell."
Deadpool covered his mouth dumbly, his eyes widened, and he said:
"I'm going to hell?"
"How could I go to hell?"
"I have done so many good things, I am such a pure and kind person, I am a hero! I should go to heaven! I must have made a mistake!"
There are so many guys in this inner scene jumping around in place, and screaming at the sky.
Like a madman.
Seeing the living treasure nervy on the spot, Merlin, who was standing behind him, was speechless.
After nearly 3 minutes of Deadpool's fuss, Merlin had to remind him:
"It's just a dream."
"Um?"
Deadpool turned around in surprise, his ugly and indescribable face changed Merlin's expression.
Raven Maharaja bounced his fingers, and a black and red mask appeared on Wade's face, covering his face and skin.
"This is a dream."
Wade was also a little surprised to see Merlin, but his thinking was beyond the reach of ordinary people.
This guy quickly accepted this reality. He walked around Meilin twice in surprise, then reached out and patted Meilin on the shoulder, and complained in a good brotherly manner:
"You said it a long time ago, I was scared to death. I thought I was really going to hell, so I said someone must have made a mistake, like me."
"You still think you can go to heaven?"
Merlin interrupted Deadpool's smug self-proclaiming, and he said in a weird tone:
"Just you guys, you will probably make that big man furious when you go to heaven, and then throw you back to hell."
"hehe."
Deadpool laughed twice.
He seemed to remember something suddenly.
The next second, he reached out and grabbed Merlin's collar in anger, screaming:
"Where is my money! Hell, you lied to me! You are such a bad thing that is not abide by the rules, you even cheated on your own good friends! You have no conscience at all!"
"Do you still need money now?"
Merlin glanced at the crazy Deadpool and said:
"Xia Kezi raises you. The monsters have accumulated wealth for thousands of years. It's enough for you to spend all your life, you are a little white-faced person raised by a rich woman. Do you still care about that mere 20 million?"
“23 million!”
Deadpool corrected it.
But he also felt that Merlin seemed to be saying a lot.
The guy took a step back, let go of Merlin's collar, and reached out to pat on Merlin's clothes and patted the dust that did not exist.
He chuckled and said:
"It is the ability of Mr. Deadpool to find a girlfriend and to make her willingly support me! This can only prove that Mr. Deadpool is invincible in charm! Why, will you, Merlin, envy me?"
"Who won't envy it?"
Merlin stacked his hands on his abdomen, and his wide cuffs were like gathered wings.
He looked at Deadpool and he said:
"You have done something that 99% of the world's people can't do. From this point of view, this happy ending is also what you deserve. I heard that you are about to marry Xia Kezhai?"
The Raven blinked, and he said:
"I want to congratulate you, my friend, I will definitely send a gift when the time comes, but I guess I can't attend it in person."
Deadpool's expression suddenly collapsed.
The fact that Xia Kezhai was going to marry him made him a little overwhelmed.
"Of course, I've tried so much to pull you into my dreams, not to say these things."
Merlin didn't waste any more time either.
He said straight to the point of view to the Deadpool with his waist on his back:
"You can break the 'fourth wall', right?"
Deadpool's expression changed a little.
It was as if some important secret had been revealed, and under the mask, his eyes became terrified.
"You can observe the conversation, right?"
Merlin asked again, Deadpool's expression was almost dumbfounded.
He looked at Merlin who was getting closer in horror.
The Raven had a weird smile on his face, which made Deadpool subconsciously cover his butt
Well, this guy doesn't know where he is thinking.
"Don't be afraid."
Merlin said in a gentle voice:
"I just want to ask you for a favor, of course, before that, I need to ask you a few questions."
“About those observers who dominate our stories and destiny”
"I'm very curious about this."
ps.1:
This is not my intentional mocking Xiao Jianjian.
In fact, many comics by Xiao Jianjian have explained this extra.
The reason why Xiao Jianjian could only persist for 2 minutes was because he had cancer factors and self-healing factors coexisting in his body, and was always in a state of "death" and "rebirth", causing his skin to ulcer.
This kind of disintegration is spread all over the body, and the small hook is also in a state of "peeling".
So it's very sensitive
It is already awesome to be able to hold on for 2 minutes, but although they have a short time, they have many times, just like a lion, with unlimited energy.
Perhaps this is the case, a small and mean woman has always had a good reputation.
Queen Xia Kezhai is the real wife of Xiao Jianjian. The two held a wedding, and the witness was Uncle Wolf. The participants watching the wedding included 224 Marvel characters and 12 surpassing gods (that is, Marvel editors).
The number of participants in this wedding set a Guinness World Record and cannot be broken yet, and it is estimated that it will not be broken in the future.
but
Although it is true love, the two seem to have divorced in the current comics. The big reason is that Xiao Jianjian made it himself, but Xia Kezhai is not a fuel-efficient lamp.
Chapter completed!