Chapter five hundred and thirtieth cause big trouble
I asked curiously: "From your confidence, what kind of magic weapon is it?"
"Don't ask, wait a moment before telling you, I'll go back to get the magic weapon first, you'll keep it here, don't let it bother and tear off this talisman paper, do you know?" Li Sicong said seriously.
"Okay, go quickly, let me leave this place."
Hearing what I said, Li Sicong hurriedly ran back and took his so-called magic weapon. Soon, I heard a footstep running out, but then, I heard a roar in the corridor and a cracked glass.
The sound was Li Sicong's. Could it be that some ghost appeared outside? I hurriedly opened the toilet door and walked into the corridor to see. I saw Li Sicong lying on the ground, with a broken glass bottle in front of him, around the bottle
There are a lot of yellow liquids.
Li Sicong looked at the broken bottle with a sad face, and I asked, "Li Sicong, is this a magic weapon?"
After seeing me, Li Sicong hurried to me, pulled me closer to the bathroom and asked, "When were you born? Are you still a virgin?"
"What do you want to ask about this?"
"Boy pee. The boy who was born in Yangshi has a very good effect on exorcising evil spirits. Ghosts are afraid of this!"
"No, I'm not a virgin, aren't you?"
"Are you talking nonsense? If I were to ask you? Why are you so young and not a virgin?" Li Sicong said with an anxious look on his face.
"I'm talking about me, aren't you? What was in the broken glass bottle just now?" I asked.
"That's the boy's urine I found in the hospital a while ago. It's just a bottle. TM was anxious just now, and his feet slipped and he fell down. The boy's urine was spilled and he couldn't use it anymore. What should I do now?
If this ghost runs away, we will be in trouble!" Li Sicong said anxiously.
"How can it be troublesome? Are you not a Taoist descendant? Is there only one way to eliminate ghosts?"
"Oh, you don't know, there are too many ghosts on this campus. I observed the terrain of the campus yesterday. From the perspective of Feng Shui, the land where the building of this campus is a place where yin energy gathers within a radius of thousands of miles.
,In theory, such places cannot live in, but a school has been built here. Fortunately, there are many people in the school, and most of them are boys and girls, who can barely suppress these yin energy. If this ghost is allowed to escape,
She will definitely come to seek revenge on other ghosts. I can barely deal with a ghost, but if there are too many, even if I am, I will only have to escape! I am here to go to school, so of course I can't bring peach wood swords and other things.
Come here, otherwise I would have been fired myself?" Li Sicong said.
"Is there no other way?"
Li Sicong sighed, looked at his watch and said, "There are only two ways. First, find a boy born in Yang Yueyang and Sun Yang within twenty-five minutes. Let him use urine to water this talisman to destroy the female ghost.
.Secondly, if I open the altar now and borrow the power of God, I can also destroy the female ghost. Unfortunately, I cannot achieve both conditions now. Now we can only run away. Let's go quickly, there are still twenty more
In six minutes, the female ghost will break the spell and escape."
Li Sicong and I walked out of the bathroom and asked in a low voice: "What will happen if the female ghost comes out?"
Li Sicong whispered: "Every night, from midnight to 11:00 a.m., is the time when the yin energy is the heaviest. The female ghost will look for us one by one in the two hours. If we find us, we will
It's over."
"Uh, what do we mean? It's obviously you who sticks the female ghost with talisman paper, it's my business?" I asked with a feeling of being pulled onto a pirate ship.
"Didn't you help me look at the talisman paper for me just now? Including the conversation we just now, the female ghost actually heard it. As an accomplice, do you think she won't look for you?"
I almost couldn't help but strangle Li Sicong to death. I clenched my fists and cursed, "How can you pull me onto the pirate ship? What should I do now? Are you not a Taoist descendant? Think of a solution as soon as possible, or I will do it.
Your identity is revealed!”
"Don't be anxious." Li Sicong said calmly: "There is still a way. I have two talismans in there, which are used as psychedelic ghosts. When I go to bed at night, put this talisman next to the pillow and then put it on the talisman.
In a photo, when the female ghost comes to us, she will find that our appearance has become the person in the photo, so she can't recognize us."
"Is your talisman broken? " I asked without confidence.
"Of course it's easy to use, don't worry, let's hold on for a few days first. Maybe if the female ghost can't find us, she won't look for it anymore. Then I will think of other ways. When the holiday this weekend, I will go home to take care of it.
Come here with some amazing props, and I will be able to deal with the female ghost!" As he said that, Li Sicong pushed me into the room and said, "Okay, go to bed. That female ghost won't come tonight because she is also energetic.
He was seriously injured..."
But I was lying in bed and still didn't sleep all night. Why did I get into such a bad thing? If the ghosts came to me now, I wouldn't be able to destroy them. If I had known, I wouldn't have gone out to study them. Now it's good
Li Sicong is just a half-baked Taoist priest. If he believes that, I guess I don’t even know how to die.
I know that Li Sicong actually didn't sleep all night because if he slept, he would snore, but overnight, I only heard the snoring of He Lei and Chen Kang, and did not hear the snoring of Li Sicong at all. I guess he is a half-baked Taoist priest
I'm scared too.
During the day, I was still lying on the table and closed my eyes and slept, while Li Sicong was really asleep. However, every time he was about to snore, I would touch him with my arm. When it was the class teacher's Chinese class
The head teacher saw that both of us were sleeping on our desk, so he announced: "On Thursday night, there was a new student exchange meeting in the school's concert hall. Each class had to release a program. I prepared a drama.
It is about Journey to the West, and it requires four characters. Just let the four people in Lin Mo's dormitory perform."
Wo, Wocao! I sat up all of a sudden, looked at the teacher and said, "No, teacher, we can't act well."
"How could you? You sleep so well. I guess you must be good at acting in a drama. This is a rare opportunity to exercise. When get out of class is over, come to my office to get the script. After you go back, you four will rehearse well and strive to communicate. I won a prize at the meeting. This first prize has a scholarship, 8,000 yuan.”
When I saw that the head teacher was a turtle eating weights, I was determined to trick me, so I could only sit down powerlessly and lay on the table again, performing a drama, and the background was Journey to the West, Brother Mo, I am more than a thousand
The old monster couldn't help but want to curse her. Now that female ghost is looking for me. Where can I have the leisure to rehearse the drama of Journey to the West?
During class in the afternoon, Li Sicong and I wrote a small note, and I wrote: "The female ghost is coming to us tonight, right? What are the talisman paper and photos you said last night? Is it OK?"
After reading it, Li Sicong also wrote a small note and handed it to me, which read: "Don't worry, I'm ready."
I wrote: "I don't believe you, take it out and show it to me."
After reading the note, Li Sicong took out two pieces of talisman paper from his pocket. Each piece of talisman paper was nailed with a stapler, but after seeing the two photos clearly, I almost couldn't help but curse because that
The photos are so bad! One of them is Einstein's and the other is Du Fu's.
Wocao! Are we going to pretend to be Einstein and Du Fu tonight? This is too nonsense? The female ghost will definitely recognize it in one go! Isn’t it too much to take off her pants and fart?
At this time, Li Sicong handed over a note and said, "I'm just kidding, the real talisman paper is here." Then he took out two talisman papers from his pocket, with two fifteen stickers on them.
I felt relieved when I saw the photo of the six-year-old child.
I was lying listlessly on the table and slept for an afternoon. I am more worried about the evening. If it is really as Li Sicong said, the female ghost came to us one by one to find us, it would be really fun. Brother Mo now I can't do anything about it.
If I really can't deal with these ghosts, I can only go to seal the dragon seal in advance, take out some turquoise herb juice, and kill the ghosts here.
Since our dormitory has to rehearse dramas, we don’t need to go to evening self-study. Time is a bit tight. Today is Tuesday, and the exchange meeting will be held on Thursday night, which is the day after tomorrow. We were only given two days to rehearse, and the head teacher
It's quite good to make up, there are quite a lot of dialogues in the drama, so I don't care. I just read it and remembered it word by word. Fortunately, it's the script of Journey to the West. Everyone has read Journey to the West, so I memorized it.
It's quite fast. By the time of ten o'clock, I was able to rehearse completely.
The script describes the scene of the real and fake Monkey King. After Tang Monk scolded the real Sun Wukong away, a fake Sun Wukong came and injured Tang Monk.
Among the four of us, He Lei, the tallest one, plays Sun Wukong, the honest Chen Kang plays Tang Seng, the half-baked Taoist Li Sicong plays Zhu Bajie, and I plays Sha Seng. For the sake of the drama, the head teacher prepared all the clothes and props for us.
Called a comprehensive one.
After the lights were turned off, everyone felt that it was boring to rehearse the drama all night, so they didn't say anything. He Lei and Chen Kang fell asleep quickly, but Li Sicong and I couldn't sleep anymore. My talisman was not very good at him.
I have confidence, and at this time, the talisman was indeed placed next to my pillow, and there was a photo of a teenager on it. Is this thing really effective? Can it really make ghosts hallucinate?
Chapter completed!