Chapter 188: Sea Salt Cake (2/2 more)
Xiao Wu sat in Mingruo's position.
Xiong Guangtao came over and asked, "Mingruo, can you borrow my winter vacation homework to copy?"
Xiaowu: "..."
Why are students so troublesome and have to do winter vacation homework?
Where did he change from?
"Xiao Ruo's house is on fire, and his winter vacation homework is burned," Chang Yuhan, who was next to him, interrupted without waiting for him to speak.
Xiong Guangtao looked envious: "It's so good."
Xiaowu: Nowadays, it’s true.
"The winter vacation homework will be collected after morning reading," Yagyu, wearing glasses, shouted on the podium.
For a moment, the teaching was noisy.
The lively morning reading ended soon.
Tian He also returned to school.
He went straight to the classroom and pointed Mingruo, Xiong Guangtao and Liu Sheng's name: "Come on, come on, go to the office with me."
Xiao Wu stood up, and the two behind were unknown, so she followed them out.
There happened to be no one in the teacher's office, and Tian He told the two non-humans about Mingruo's posing as Xiao Wu.
"So, Mingruo doesn't need to go to school?" Xiong Guangtao's wheat-colored handsome face showed a hint of contemplation.
Then can he work hard and take on tasks without having to go to school?
Liu Sheng looked at Xiao Wu beside him in surprise and said, "Isn't this Mingruo? I haven't heard of the Suzaku clan's arbitrary transformation technique."
"The painted demon is helping," Xiao Wu said depressedly.
Everyone else has something to do, but now the Special Administration Bureau has nowhere to lose monsters, he has to take over.
Tainan!
"This is how things happened. You can see if you can help Xiao Wu during the exam later and try to make him not do too badly." Tian He reminded the two of them.
"What can I help?" Xiong Guangtao, a poor student, said that he could not help at all.
"I'll try my best to send you a message when the answer is coming." Yagyu nodded and said.
Time passed minute by minute. Tian He entered the classroom with the test papers, slapped the desktop with the stack of test papers, and said to the students under the podium: "Now the school entrance examination is started, write carefully, you cannot copy the answers, and you are not allowed to whisper..."
When he said this, Tian He felt a little guilty. As a glorious people's teacher, he had to wait until the students sent messages under his nose to catch up with the bad news, but he still had to be careful not to see it.
Troubled!
Tian He, who was extremely entangled, couldn't help but pace to Xiao Wu during the exam, and then looked down and saw that he was almost angry and vomited blood.
Classical Chinese translation:
Zengzi said: I examine myself three times a day.
Zengzi said that I took my body to three provinces in one day (Note: 1)
...
Tian He:...
What should I do if I want to fight the divine beast Suzaku???
In the blink of an eye, I spent the first day of school in the baseline exam.
Xiao Wu said: I was tired and wanted to die. If I beat him to death, he wouldn't come.
However, the food in the canteen was quite delicious, and he ate ten bowls of rice in one breath.
In the evening, he finished supper at Mingruo's new home, and Mingfei asked him to take a shower.
As everyone knows, there are some birds who don’t want to take a bath, and Xiao Wu is one of them.
He took his cell phone into the bathroom, stayed for twenty minutes, then used a cleaning technique to give himself a clean pajama and left the bathroom.
When passing by the living room, Ming Fei, who was watching TV, shouted at Xiao Wu.
Xiao Wu stopped and looked back at her. Ming Fei walked forward and walked around him for a few rounds. Xiao Wu's heart was so scared that she jumped up.
This is, did you realize that you are not Senior Ming?
"You, haven't taken a shower?" Ming Fei asked with a serious expression.
Xiaowu: "No, I washed it."
Mingfei sneered, grabbed Xiaowu's ear with one hand and said, "Who are you lying to me? I didn't hear the sound of water, and you don't have the smell of milk shower gel." As he said, Mingfei approached Xiaowu and sniffed her face and showed a disgusting expression and said, "I haven't taken a shower, it's so smelly."
Xiao Wu: "I..." Although I didn't take a shower, I used cleaning skills.
Ming Fei's hand increased a little, "What do I do, come with me."
He grabbed Xiao Wu's ear and went to the bathroom, pointed to various items in the bathroom and said to him: "The bath towel is dry, the bathroom heater has no water drops, and the floor has no water. If you lie, prepare evidence. If there is such a lie with such an obvious flaw, do you think I will believe it? Do you think I am a fool?"
Xiao Wu was stunned. There were so many details about how humans took a bath.
Awesome.
"Hurry, wash it clean quickly. I don't want to take a shower, really!" Ming Fei pointed to the bubble salt on the bathroom shelf and said helplessly: "It's because the pressure of school starts is too high, so I'll just take a bath to relax tonight."
"No, I don't want it!" Hearing the word "bathing", Xiao Wu shook his head and refused directly, and he didn't want to take a bath."
"No?" Mingfei thought he didn't want to take a shower, so she stepped forward and grabbed the hem of Xiao Wu's pajamas, lifted it up, intending to strip him all over.
"Ah!!!!" Xiao Wu screamed.
When Mingfei reacted, she was already pushed out of the bathroom. When she heard the sound of water inside, Mingfei curled her lips and said indifferently: "It's not that I haven't seen it before, and her breasts are flat as if nothing. Who wants to see it?"
After taking a few steps, he thought, "No, I have to make up for her."
Xiao Wu almost cried. Are all human women so cruel?
He also wanted to strip his clothes naked, but fortunately he reacted quickly enough, otherwise he would have exposed himself.
You should know that his appearance and body shape have changed, and the rest have not changed much.
Very dangerous.
Late at night, Xiao Wu changed back to her original form and flew back to the Special Management Bureau quietly, rolling on the ground and crying: "I won't go anymore, I will definitely not go anymore. Whoever you want to go, I won't go!"
"You have only been one day," Xia Ji sighed.
"I won't go, beat me to death, I won't go." The little Wulai refused to get up on the ground.
Xia Ji: "...If you don't go, who will go? There is no one in the game now who is more idle than you."
"I don't care. I don't want to go anyway," Xiao Wu refused. He was almost seen all of them, and life in the school today is also very difficult, so he won't go!
"Xia Ji, I have something to discuss with you..." Ping Dong pushed the door open and walked in. Seeing Xiao Wu lying on the ground, his words silenced later. He asked slowly: "Are you busy?"
"Uncle Pingdong, you are the only one," Xiao Wu's eyes lit up when she saw Pingdong.
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Chang Yuhan feels that his friend is not right these days, and it is a bit abnormal.
On the first day of school, I ate ten bowls of white rice, two braised chicken legs, one bowl of fried fish fillets and one bowl of radish stewed beef.
At that time, her friend's appetite scared her, but her belly was still plain and there was no change at all.
The next day, her friend's abnormality became even worse. She actually learned from Teacher Tian to drink red dates and wolfberry health tea. It was terrible, so terrible.
Not only that, he speaks as slowly as Teacher Tian, and he is so anxious that he is so anxious.
When you eat only vegetarian food, you should know that your friends have always been fond of meat.
She suspected that her friend might be in love, otherwise how could such a big change be possible?
Chapter completed!