Chapter 404 Bathing Emperor
Chapter 404 The Bathing Emperor
Time has returned to the peace and tranquility that Yin Ze likes, eating, drinking and having fun every day, peacefully in front of his dandy prince.
There are just two things that are a little different from before.
After learning that Yin Ze was granted marriage by Emperor Xin, Shancai and Deng Chanyu had some emotional problems.
But this matter is easy to solve, Shancai is considerate, and although Deng Chanyu is naive, she is also easy to coax, and it is true that Yin Ze cannot rely on Yin Ze for this matter.
After two days of coaxing, Yin Ze took over the matter.
But Zhao Gongming also started to cause trouble, which made Yin Ze very unhappy.
For several days, Lao Zhao refused to talk to him. Whenever he met him, he had a droopy face.
Several times, he secretly hit him with Ding Haizhu.
Yin Ze was so angry that he wanted to beat him.
marriage?
Am I getting married?
Mine was obviously an arranged marriage, and your brother-in-law and I were also victims, okay?
You still have a temper. My marriage was given by my father. You have a temper and the ability to beat the king.
Yin Ze was very unhappy, what is our relationship? You, me, Huang Feihu, the three of us are a boy band of Dashang Sword. The stability of the triangle must not be destroyed!
Of course, Huang Feihu was very happy about Zhao Gongming's departure from the group, and expressed that he wanted Huang Gun to join the group and we could make a new debut.
When Yin Ze heard this, he felt bad on the spot. Uncle, please be a man. I never found you to be so filial before. My grandpa is over ninety years old. What do you think?
As a nephew, it’s already very naughty to take your uncle out all day behind your aunt’s back, and then take your grandpa out to fool around...
If this matter was reported back to Chaoge, and his mother and aunt Jia knew about it, they wouldn't kill him alive. Yin Ze was so frightened that he was covered in white hair just thinking about it.
No, we must find a way to get Zhao Gongming back to the group.
After Yin Ze shook off the bad water in his stomach, he launched a new spa program in Baixiang Pavilion. After waiting for Zhao Gongming, who had betrayed the Dashang Sword boy band, to experience it for himself, he immediately dismissed Zhao Gongming with a wave of his hand.
Blacklisted.
You, a fat, dark-faced man with a bald head and a long beard, our girls from Baixiang Pavilion will not accept you!
As a result, Zhao Gongming returned to the organization the next day.
Zhao Gongming said, after working hard for tens of thousands of years, what do you think it is for?
Isn’t it just to go to Baixiang Pavilion and take a bath?
Just like Western religion cannot lose the Seven Treasures Tree.
He, Zhao Gongming, cannot lose Baixiang Pavilion either!
Yin Ze felt very relieved about Zhao Gongming's awakening. Is this my good brother-in-law?
However, now Yin Ze is very suspicious, did Jiang Ziya confer the wrong god on Duke Zhao in the original work?
This guy shouldn't be the God of Wealth. You should make him the Bathing Emperor.
The statue of Zhao Gongming in the future should also look like this, wearing a large open-front bathrobe, holding a sign in his left hand, holding the Cadillac car keys in his right hand, with one foot soaked in a foot massage basin and a cupping cupping on the other.
After thinking about it, Yin Ze suddenly felt moved, otherwise he would send Lao Zhao to the list.
He will seal the gods that Jiang Ziya cannot seal!
I would like to invite the Emperor of Baths, who is in charge of bathing and spas in the world, to return to his throne and create a peaceful and prosperous age for thousands of bathing friends in future generations.
This is simply too meritorious.
"Brother, are you interested in being on the list of gods?"
Yin Ze rubbed his hands and asked.
Zhao Gongming was almost anxious, took out Dinghaizhu and started hammering.
List of gods!
Is that a place for humans?
I am a good disciple of the outer sect, but the carefree Hunyuan Immortal is inappropriate and goes to heaven to be Haotian's lackey. Who are you looking down on!
"Don't get excited, just listen to what I have to say first. The list of gods is now in my hands. If you go up, I will make you the Bathing Emperor."
Yin Ze quickly explained.
Zhao Gongming was startled, "Jade, Jade Emperor?"
Is it the Jade Emperor of the Haotian Golden Tower, the Supreme Natural Wonderful Being, Milo, the True Jade Emperor God?"
Yin Ze nodded seriously, "Yes, that's the Jade Emperor who is the supreme, supreme, natural, wonderful, Miluo, supreme and true bathing emperor of the Haotian Golden Palace."
"hiss……"
Zhao Gongming's heart started beating hard.
Naturally, he wouldn't want to be a dog in heaven, but it would be a different matter if he was a dog owner.
Zhao Gongming: "That...that...if I become the Jade Emperor, Haotian won't be reluctant, right?"
Yin Ze: "What do you care about him?
Brother-in-law, don’t believe it. I’m really not my brother-in-law. Haotian and I have lost a lot. We are as good as brothers. Have you ever seen the one next to me who likes to wear a white skirt and serve tea every day?
The little girl?"
Zhao Gongming nodded. He was very impressed by that little girl. Although in terms of appearance, she was slightly inferior to his sister Yun Xiao and Deng Chanyu, the good man next to Yin Ze, her temperament was extraordinarily good.
Well, he is very noble. You can tell from a glance that he is of extraordinary origin and has a great background.
Yin Ze showed an enigmatic smile, "That girl is called Long Ji, she is the daughter of Haotian and the princess of heaven!
Now you know how close Haotian and I are. In order to maintain our friendship, Haotian is willing to let his own daughter work as a maid for me. You say, based on this relationship, how dare I make you the Bathing Emperor?
have opinions?
If he dares to have any objections, I will convince his daughter and find a way to make him have no objections.
If he still has objections, then what are we two brothers doing? Try to deceive him from heaven, and we will join forces to kill him!"
Well, you are responsible for killing randomly, and I am responsible for croaking behind you, and then you can be on the list... Yin Ze smiled like a fox.
Zhao Gongming was even more moved...
And on Yin Ze's side, in order to provide the vast number of bathing friends thousands of years later, he deceived a true god to bless him.
The people sent by Emperor Xin also led the Hu sisters to Chaoge and intercepted them.
A British military merchant general and a group of elite soldiers stopped in front of the sedan chair, and when his spear slashed the ground, a foot-wide ravine immediately opened.
Marquis Yulan, who only wanted to be the prince's mother-in-law and father-in-law, was furious. She was so brave and dared to stop me. I am the prince's mother-in-law and father-in-law!
Marquis Yulan dismounted and took a closer look. What a mighty general.
He wears a silver helmet with phoenix wings on his head, and wears a chain of autumn frost armor.
The white robe is secretly wrapped with dragons, and the waist is girded with mutton fat and eight treasures.
Sitting down, the horse-haired dragon went out to sea and carried the Anbang mortar and pestle spear.
The general was full of formidable power and his eyes were glaring, and Marquis Yulan's team of a hundred or so people felt like there was a huge mountain pressing on their shoulders.
Marquis Yulan felt a shiver in his heart. This was someone who came here with bad intentions. He took a closer look and yelled, he was an acquaintance.
"Well, Zhang Guifang, if you don't serve as your commander-in-chief at Qinglong Pass, why are you here to stop me?"
Marquis Yulan had a smile on his face and scolded him angrily.
I remember when Emperor Xin first became the human king, he and Zhang Guifang accompanied the imperial commander on several expeditions. The friendship between these comrades was quite deep. It didn't matter if they were unhappy, they could just point their noses at each other and scold each other.
Zhang Guifang dismounted and hugged her fist as a courtesy. He did not come here to reminisce about old times.
"The crown prince's welcome to his concubine is an important event for the country. However, there are rebels from all over the world and there are spies inside who have evil intentions. In order to protect the country, the king has specially ordered me to escort Marquis Yulan to the court.
Don't be surprised, Marquis Yulan, please let the nobles in the sedan get off the sedan, and I will escort you into the city after I have verified who you are."
Zhang Guifang looked serious, took out an edict and said, at the same time, the other hand holding the spear also had blue veins.
"This..." Marquis Yulan was a little unhappy. His two daughters would be crown princesses in the near future, and in the future, they would be the empress and concubine of Dashang.
It's not a shame to come out in front of so many people for inspection.
Can……
"Oh, that's all, Xi'er, Ru'er, get off the sedan."
Chapter completed!