Chapter 524 Sleep more, eat more, have more children and be less angry
Xiaoluguan, Huilongjiao Taoist Hall, the atmosphere of this egg is becoming more and more down-to-earth.
Han Rong stood on the altar, rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs, and shouted at the top of his voice to the believers to obey the rules and line up.
But the more he behaves like this, the more relaxed the believers feel.
He also said that it would be good to be taught in a cage.
Not that old and useless.
It's not like that Shuntian Dao who yells out vague things all day long. Although listening to it will make you feel more relaxed mentally and seems to have some sustenance, things that are too lofty are destined to be difficult to obtain.
People's hearts.
soon.
These hundreds of believers who previously belonged to Shuntian Dao are now all registered and have joined the Huilong Sect.
The first 100 people held 10 large eggs in their arms, and the remaining ones all had 3 eggs.
Everyone was very happy and thought that this was a serious sect.
Although they still don’t know what the teachings of the Huilong Sect are, just because they can make the followers of the sect a small fortune, the Huilong Sect has completely defeated Shuntian Tao in the hearts of these people.
"Sir, Deputy Cult Leader, now that we have given you these eggs, can we leave?"
The believer who was anxious to buy eggs asked tentatively.
As soon as these words came out, many believers immediately aroused contempt.
This person is too ignorant.
Do you think they are doing a good deed and just take it and leave?
We got this egg only after joining the Huilong Sect. We are all believers of the Huilong Sect now. Even if we want to leave, we must first know the teachings and some rules of the Huilong Sect.
However, something happened that surprised the believers.
They saw the very down-to-earth deputy leader in their eyes scratching his head, and then waved his hand carelessly, "You've got all the eggs, why don't you hurry up and leave, keep them until I, the deputy leader, invites you to dinner."
ha?
Han Rong's appearance immediately confused the believers. Those who originally wanted to leave suddenly did not dare to leave.
Not only were the believers confused, but Master Yinghua, who was lying on the door and peeking in from the opposite side, Shuntian Dao, was also confused.
Does this make people leave?
It's really just free eggs.
Don’t you need to talk about the teachings of your Huilong sect and the daily practice of believers?
"Sir Vice-Teacher, don't you need to explain the doctrine to us?"
Some believers asked anxiously, people these days are all honest, although they are a little cautious, but it depends on who is right.
Facing such a behemoth as the Hui Cong Sect, they really didn't dare to take advantage and run away.
After hearing this, Han Rong glanced at him and waved his hand boldly.
"You just put your heart into your stomach and do whatever you have to do. We don't have those rules when we go back to the cage to teach.
But if you feel guilty for giving eggs for free, I, the deputy leader, will give you some lectures on the doctrines and daily homework, and you will listen to them and be happy."
Han Rong cleared his throat and said loudly: "Our Huilong Sect's daily practice scripture is called "The Key to Destroying Evil Manifestations", but this thing is not something you can practice now. After you go back, you only need to follow what the deputy leader said to complete it.
Just do your homework every day.”
"Vice-leader, how should I do my homework?
Is it like following the path of heaven, lighting incense, chanting sutras at home every day, and kowtowing to the pictures of Dharmakaya they distributed?"
A believer asked.
Han Rong shook his head disdainfully and said loudly: "Kowtowing to what?
You all seem to have some serious brain disease. You have joined a sect, and you have not found a father for yourself. If you want to kowtow, go home and kowtow to your father.
Listen up, all Hui Lung Sect believers only need to go to bed a quarter of an hour earlier at night and sleep an extra quarter of an hour in the morning to complete their practice. Remember the slogan of our Hui Lung Sect...
What’s the slogan?”
Han Rong suddenly got stuck, turned around and dug into his Qiankun bag, and took out a note written by Yin Ze himself.
"Ahem, our slogan is!
Sleep more, eat more, have more children and be less angry.
Go to bed early, sleep well, and dream about everything.
Sleep for four hours a day, and diseases of qi are everywhere.
The peaches from Yaochi and the ginseng from Kunlun are not as good as adding a quilt to the kang!
A long-lived turtle and a ten-thousand-year-old turtle can only live happily without fighting or robbing them!"
Believers:…
This is such a simple and unpretentious slogan that is close to life.
It turns out that our daily homework after returning home is to sleep more.
this……
This is really true!
"Why are you still standing there? Why don't you go home and go to bed! By the way, wait a minute, I'll show you something. If you don't know how to read, just ask someone."
After saying that, Han Rong shook off the big flag on the altar.
I saw the sect's totem of the Huilong Sect fluttering in the wind, with a huge and mysterious turtle painted on it, and sitting on the turtle was a beautiful but sleepy Taoist nun.
If there are any Qi masters who are familiar with the disciples of the three religions present, they will definitely find that what is painted on this flag is the Holy Mother of Wudang riding the Holy Mother of Turtle Spirit.
Wow!
Han Rong flipped the flag.
I saw that on the back of the flag, it was written in the words of Dashang.
Welcome to join the Huilong Cult. Old believers recruit new people to join the religion. If you recruit one person, you will be given one egg. If you recruit ten people, you will be given twenty eggs. If you recruit more people, you will get more!
Wow!
Han Rong waved another flag.
Letter to:
After completing your daily homework, don’t forget to come to the teacher to register. If you register for ten consecutive days, you can get a total of thirty eggs!
There were some literate among the believers, but when he finished reading, everyone fell silent.
But there was a fire burning inside.
"Oh, if I had known that the Huilong Cult was so good, I wouldn't have sent my parents back to the countryside this morning. No, I would just pick them back up and join the Huilong Cult with me!"
Suddenly, a middle-aged man shouted in annoyance and rushed towards the outside of Xiaoluguan City like crazy.
The next second, hundreds of believers were like a dam releasing water, each running faster than the other.
Selling eggs?
Don't worry about selling it now, since you have the eggs and you can't throw them away anyway.
Now, the most important thing is to go home quickly and pick up your wife, children, parents and some kind of relatives to teach you.
This is not religious belief, this is getting rich!
In the first hour after the Huilong Sect's first Taoist temple opened in Xiaolugguan, it recruited hundreds of followers, all of whom were recruited from Shuntian Taoist Temple opposite.
The few hundred believers are nothing compared to the number of believers in Shuntian Dao across the street at Xiaolu Pass.
But wait another hour.
Whether in the streets or in private shops, there are people claiming to be followers of Hui Lung Sect everywhere, preaching the goodness of Hui Lung Sect.
If you are a brother, please join the Huilong Cult with me!
It’s my dad, just follow me and join the Huilong Cult!
Yes... He's a stranger. Why don't you join me in the Huilong Cult too!
Everyone in Xiaoluguan went crazy.
At dusk, Han Rong, who was sitting in the Huilong Sect's Taoist Hall, suddenly stood up nervously and even took out the weapon from his Qiankun bag.
According to his perception, tens of thousands of people were rushing towards here with crazy faces at this moment.
Even the ground is trembling with rumbles...
That night, Master Yinghua of Shuntian Dao tremblingly took out the jade communication talisman.
"Your Highness, you're crazy, you're all crazy. It took the Huilong Cult a day's work to turn the entire Xiaolu Pass into believers, everyone! Everyone! Even the patients who had been paralyzed for more than ten years,
They were all forced into the religion!
Chapter completed!