Chapter 2023 The perfect heresy(1/2)
"Okay, you rest first. If you feel uncomfortable, call me and I will adjust the water temperature for you and prepare a change of clothes for you!"
The innocent Li Yingying was indeed fooled and ran to make preparations.
Yu Fei quickly took off all his clothes and lay down comfortably waiting for Li Yingying's service.
Of course, it is impossible to be injured. The vomiting of blood and pale face before were all due to his acting skills.
It's actually very simple to vomit blood. Yu Fei's self-healing ability is so strong that he secretly seals his pain nerves, then bites his tongue, and naturally there is blood in his mouth. He just coughs a few times, and the bubbles come out. Also watch
I can't tell where the blood is from, after all, the blood on the human body is red.
It is not difficult to turn pale. With Yu Fei's current strength, it is very easy to control his body. He can just use his internal strength to block the blood flow.
But this acting skill can definitely deceive those people. As long as Ma Laodao doesn't reveal his secrets, there will be no problem.
After all, I have already vomited blood. If I don't let myself go, my relationship will be in vain.
Li Yingying came back soon. Although she was a little surprised to see Yu Fei taking off his clothes in advance, she thought it was just right. Otherwise, it would be a bit troublesome for her to help Yu Fei.
"You're just going to accompany me in like this? I can't stand, and if you're too tired to hold on, your clothes will get wet."
Yu Fei saw that the white skirt on Li Yingying was still there, and reminded her hurriedly and carefully.
"It's okay, it's not cold either!"
Li Yingying felt something was wrong.
"That's not good. If you look at me like this, I'm sure it won't break. Don't be afraid!"
Yu Fei continued to pretend to be weak and said.
"If you can't help it, it will aggravate your condition!"
When Li Yingying saw Yu Fei's pale face, she felt heartbroken and couldn't bear it.
"It's okay. I don't have any random thoughts anymore."
Yu Fei looked like I had lost everything.
"Okay, let me help you in first!"
When Li Yingying heard this, she felt that what Yu Fei said was reasonable, so she stepped forward and helped Yu Fei to the bathroom.
Not long after the bathroom door was closed, the scene changed.
"Brother Xiaofei, no, you are injured!"
Li Yingying's exclamation came out.
"It's okay. If I don't solve it, my heartbeat will keep racing and my blood pressure will rise. If you think about it, with such high blood pressure, it will keep flowing out along the wound, and the wound won't be able to heal, right?"
Yu Fei tried to persuade him sincerely. To be honest, this reason was invincible.
If the doctors heard this, they would give Yu Fei a thumbs up. Your fucking absurdity seems to make some sense. How about I leave the doctor's work to you?
"Ah, then how do I remember that the doctors in the hospital told patients to reduce their activities?"
Li Yingying's tone softened, she was indeed a girl, and her IQ was deceived when she cared about her.
"The patient's condition varies from person to person. The situation like ours is a special situation. Those people are in the hospital and are usually asked to do this after surgery. I did not have surgery and the wound was not sutured. It can be the same as them.
?"
Yu Fei said anxiously, Li Yingying's breathing changed as he spoke.
"Then...then be careful..."
Li Yingying was convinced by this absurd reasoning, and finally agreed.
"Well, I will be careful. Come on, my heartbeat is too fast and my blood pressure is too high. If I don't release it, the blood scab on the wound that has finally healed will be washed away in a while!"
Yu Fei nodded and continued to deceive Li Yingying with his own fallacy.
"Um!
oh……"
Li Yingying made a soul-crushing sound and was completely convinced. Then, from the bathroom, the sound of clapping hands continued to be heard, as well as the painful sounds that Li Yingying tried hard to control.
Then the innocent Li Yingying was driven by Yu Fei until midnight using this excuse. In the end, Yu Fei was satisfied and Li Yingying was exhausted.
Of course, in the end, Li Yingying understood that Yu Fei was definitely pretending to be injured. How could he look like a patient with his powerful strength?
But Li Yingying couldn't tell anyone such a thing. After all, it seemed that her IQ was too low and too stupid, so she could only continue to keep Yu Fei's secret.
Early the next morning, Mei Yuanxin had stewed a big tonic soup to replace Li Yingying. Li Yingying felt guilty and hurriedly said that she was too tired after taking care of Yu Fei all night, and then ran away.
Then other people came to visit one after another. After everyone was persuaded by Yu Fei to leave and go to work, only Mei Yuanxin and Yu Fei were left in the room.
"Sister Xin, I want to take a bath. You see, I haven't taken a bath for many days. My body is full of bacteria, which can easily lead to wound infection."
After sleeping for a few hours, Yu Fei regained his energy. Seeing Mei Yuanxin's devilish figure outlined by her close-fitting clothes, Yu Fei once again came up with his reason for being invincible. As long as Mei Yuanxin takes the bait, he will have to do what Li Yingying did.
's mistakes.
"You can't move too much. I'll get some hot water and wipe it for you!"
As expected, Mei Yuanxin was not as easy to deal with as Li Yingying, so she immediately found a replacement plan.
Yu Fei looked at Mei Yuanxin's high chest and perky butt, and still felt unwilling to do so. Why not just wipe it? This bath must be taken!
"No, you can't wipe it clean. The best way to clean it is to use running water. If you scrub it, the bacteria are actually still on your body, and because it is moist, it is more suitable for the growth of bacteria!"
Although Yu Fei only had a high school degree, his studies were not in vain, and he immediately came up with a set of fallacies that sounded very reasonable.
After listening to this, Mei Yuanxin frowned again on her smooth forehead, because she also felt that what Yu Fei said made sense, but something seemed wrong.
"I feel itchy all over my body, as if there are countless bugs crawling around. It must be caused by bacterial growth."
Naturally, Yu Fei couldn't give Mei Yuanxin time to think, and immediately twisted his body and said, it's better for women to lie, especially women who have their own psychology. No matter how high a woman's IQ is, she can't avoid caring and chaos. Give them a little
With a little sense of urgency and pressure, their IQ will plummet.
"Okay, I'll help you to the bathroom!"
Although Mei Yuanxin was a little better than Li Yingying, she still failed to defeat Yu Fei's fallacies in the end and was successfully deceived by Yu Fei.
The following plots are very similar, although there are slight differences, but it is true that girls are not good at science, let alone the principles of medical skills.
Therefore, under the theoretical offensive that Yu Fei's blood pressure would increase and the wound would be difficult to heal, Mei Yuanxin finally reluctantly agreed to Yu Fei's request for the sake of Yu Fei's life and health, and for the sake of Yu Fei's recovery from his injury.
It was another fierce battle. After the battle, Mei Yuanxin lay angrily in Yu Fei's arms, gritting her teeth and looking at Yu Fei. Today she finally knew how deep Yu Fei's tricks were.
But Mei Yuanxin is just like Li Yingying. After being tricked, she knew it in her heart, but she still couldn't tell others, and it was really not suitable to tell others about her sexual intercourse. It was really embarrassing for others to insult their IQ like this.
So when Lihua came to change her shift in the evening, Mei Yuanxin could only grit her teeth and leave.
Lihua was much easier to fool. Basically, she just listened to what Yu Fei said. Yu Fei captured her without any effort.
Originally, he had to face a severe situation when he came back, but Yu Fei
Living a happy life like a fairy, it can be said that I have clothes to wear, food to eat and my mouth to open, and I am extremely happy.
But Yu Fei's routine lost its effect when it encountered Dongfang Leng.
The main reason is that the person Lihua trusts most now, besides Yu Fei, is Dongfang Leng, and then Yu Fei was exposed in advance.
After the others left, Dongfang Leng stood beside Yu Fei's bed and sneered.
"I knew you were the smartest person. As expected, sit down and I'll get you a glass of water!"
Yu Fei was immediately frightened when he saw Dongfang Leng's smile, and hurriedly got up to stabilize Dongfang Leng first.
"Scared?"
Dongfang Leng stood motionless and asked Yu Fei coldly.
"Yes, I'm afraid!"
At this time, Yu Fei would not hold his tongue, so as not to suffer some unfair treatment.
"Isn't it enough with just three people? I thought I could pretend for dozens of days and be happy every day!"
Dongfang Leng looked at Yu Fei with contempt and said.
Yu Fei was stunned. It turned out that he had misunderstood. Dongfang Leng was driving, and he thought she was going to shoot.
"Men can't say no! I just suspect that some people can't. Within a few hours, they will be shouting bald!"
Yu Fei straightened his chest immediately. A man can admit that he can't do anything, but this matter just can't be done. This is the bottom line and the last position of dignity.
And Yu Fei immediately used the provocation method. After all, the easiest way to conquer a woman and make her stop worrying about men is to fight in bed until she is satisfied.
"The response is quite fast. Tell me, how many women do you need to be satisfied?"
Dongfang Leng curled his lips, moved a stool and sat at the door, as if he couldn't even think of leaving if he couldn't figure out the door.
"Actually, I am really innocent. If I said that I was the one who suffered the loss, would you believe it?"
Yu Fei immediately said aggrievedly that he must do something like blaming someone else.
"You're quite good at playing, but you don't have enough to eat at home, so you go out to make money, and it's so cheap, with a night stay of only 10,000 yuan! Do you lack this little money, or this little love?"
Dongfang sneered and said, telling the deal between Yu Fei and Wu Qianqian.
To be continued...