Chapter 3892 Worthy of being a family
Yu Fei really can't be punished. You said this guy is stupid. He can even take advantage of legal loopholes. He actually knows that the crime of bigamy is to apply for a marriage certificate with different people. If he doesn't apply for a marriage certificate, how many times will he find it?
This question is ok!
But if you want to say that this guy is smart, he actually wants his sister to work with other women to serve one husband. In this case, the male's energy will be scattered and the care for everyone will be reduced, but he can actually accept it!
Maybe it was due to different concepts. After this guy finished speaking, although Yu Fei turned his back to Kang Li and her mother, Yu Fei found that the two people could definitely hear them, and they didn't even say anything to stop them. What does this mean? Could it be that they can all
Is this acceptable?
It's true that weird things happen every year, especially this year. Every step this family takes is beyond their expectations. Sure enough, life is always more exciting than stories.
"I won't take advantage of legal loopholes, and I can't be nice to different women at the same time. You can practice your crazy idea on yourself in the future, as long as you can find so many different women who are still willing to accompany you like this.
Life!"
Yu Fei shook his head and rejected this crazy proposal. If Yu Fei could agree to this, then Yu Fei would be really crazy.
And Ding Taotao would never agree. She is the kind of person who is devoted to her feelings, but will not allow others to betray their feelings.
"You are a very interesting person sometimes, and very boring sometimes!"
Kante said helplessly, most men would not refuse such a good thing. When Kante said this, he was not only observing Yu Fei, but also Kang Li and her mother. When he found that neither of them said a word, he knew
Both Kang Li and her mother could accept it, but Yu Fei, the one who took advantage, didn't accept it!
Even at this moment, Kante was a little doubtful whether Yu Fei had a girlfriend or not, and whether Yu Fei didn't like women at all.
"Come on, don't say it's useless. We are destined to be acquainted, and we have to get to know each other. We can't be relatives, but we can still be brothers. Let's drink!"
Yu Fei took the initiative to pick up the wine bowl and said to Kante.
"Just drink. With your small body, I don't think you can even eat the food at the back! When you get drunk, I will throw you into my sister's room!"
Conte proudly picked up his own bowl and judged Yu Fei's drinking capacity based on his body shape. This is a common measurement method for people here, because most people's drinking capacity is really related to their body shape.
But he was destined to make a mistake with Yu Fei. After he said that crazy idea, Yu Fei curled his lips and said nothing, while Kang Li also twitched the corners of her mouth.
It's just that this guy really doesn't have much power. If you want to get Yu Fei drunk and throw him into your sister's room, then just do it quietly. Why do you have to say it in public?
This kind of conspiracy really makes people speechless. If Yu Fei’s drinking capacity is not good, he must either run away now or not drink even one sip, otherwise something will really happen. Unfortunately, Kangli knows Yu Fei’s drinking capacity very well, it’s like a bottomless pit.
Kang Li's friends drank a lot with Yu Fei last night. Yu Fei drank at least six or seven kilograms of kumiss, but nothing happened in the end. Kang Li later became suspicious of her life.
Kang Li sneaked into Yu Fei's room last night, thinking that Yu Fei would be a little drunk after he went back to sleep. If she took the initiative to sacrifice herself, she might succeed.
But in the end, the truth was too shocking. When Yu Fei fell asleep, he was more awake than many people who were awake, and his self-control was also very strong. Not only did Kang Li fail to sacrifice herself, she also forced Yu Fei to run away in the middle of the night, almost never seeing her again in this life.
Yu Fei is gone, but the fate is so wonderful that Yu Fei and Kang Li's brother Kang Te meet again.
Yu Fei didn't say anything, just picked up the wine bowl and started drinking. In fact, his idea was simpler and more crude, which was to get Conte drunk so that this guy wouldn't be able to chatter in his ear.
The two of them quickly entered the drinking mode. Yu Fei was not the kind of restrained person.
He was gnawing a leg of lamb in his left hand, holding a wine bowl in his right hand, and drank one bowl after another. After drinking the wine, he was no different from these locals, and they would not be looked down upon. They could chew until their mouths were full of water.
Oil, Yu Fei can do it, and he also feels that sometimes eating this way can give him a more comfortable feeling of liberating his nature.
Yu Fei and Kante drank for a while, and Kante's father came in, holding a handful of barbecued meat that had just been roasted and was still sizzling with oil.
"Come, come, eat meat, eat meat, one handful per person!"
Kante's father came in, divided the large handful of barbecue in his hand into three small handfuls, and stuffed a handful into each of Yu Fei and Kante's hands.
"Eat quickly, the hotter this thing is, the sizzling and oily it is, the better it tastes!"
Conte took it without politeness and put it to his mouth. After a few skewers of meat disappeared, he chewed it casually and swallowed it. This stomach is really powerful.
Yu Fei also followed suit and ate it. Not to mention that the barbecue here tasted a little different from the barbecue Yu Fei had in his hometown, but it was also delicious in a different way, especially for people like them who love meat.
The barbecued meat is both fat and lean, and it tastes really enjoyable.
Conte's father sat down and said nothing, and began to eat. After finishing his portion, he picked up the wine bowl and drank three bowls in a row, then patted his belly with satisfaction.
Yu Fei also quickly finished the meat in his hand, but after eating, he felt something was wrong, because the barbecue he ate seemed to have been separately added. After eating, his body quickly absorbed it, making him a little dizzy, but he
The body function quickly discovered the problem, quickly eliminated the negative feelings, and quickly resolved all the effects of the medicine absorbed into the body.
After Yu Fei thought for a moment, he understood. This old guy claimed not to force himself and acted like a reasonable elder, but in fact, he secretly drugged himself. According to the feeling just now, if he was not immune to all poisons
If you have a certain physique, you will probably almost fall asleep by now. Will you be carried to Kang Li's room by then?
The methods of Kante and his father were exactly the same. One used conspiracy and tried to get himself drunk and threw himself into Kang Li's room. The other drugged himself and planned to pass out the drug and threw himself into Kang Li's room.
go.
They are indeed two fathers and sons. One is younger in his approach and the other is more insidious, but the purpose is the same.
Yu Fei thought for a while and then lay down on the table, intending to tease the family.
When he lay down, Kang Li's father showed a proud smile, and Kang Te stupidly pushed Yu Fei.
"Hey, hey, you're stretching your crotch too much! Get up, how much have you drunk now! Are you fucking drunk now? Forget it, I'll take my sister to her room!"
Kante said while pushing Yu Fei. After despising Yu Fei, he felt that his own method was effective. He thought he had made Yu Fei drunk, so he immediately planned to practice the method he had said before.
"He has a very good drinking capacity. He drank six or seven kilograms of wine last night and was still not drunk. What's going on?"
Kang Li, who had been silent all this time, saw Yu Fei lying motionless on the table, and then she spoke doubtfully.
"What? Can you drink six or seven pounds? Are you kidding me?"
Conte was shocked when he heard this. He couldn't believe it. He couldn't drink so much. After all, the human body's ability to process alcohol has a limit.
"Yes, I saw it with my own eyes, and after he drank so much, he acted as if nothing was wrong. There was no trace of drunkenness at all, which means he could still drink!"
Kangli nodded and confirmed to Conte again, letting them know that she was not joking.
"This guy is a wine barrel! Let alone six or seven kilograms of wine, six or seven kilograms of water can hold a person to death!"
Conte's simple intuition
Now that Yu Fei is no longer a human being, and Kante believes that his sister will not lie, Yu Fei's drinking capacity is really terrifying.
"So why did he suddenly lie down and not be able to scream?"
Kangli brought the problem back to its original point.
"It's me. I drugged the kebabs he ate! The man my daughter likes can still let him run away. Lili, go back to your room, cook the rice, and take some photos and
Video, he can't be irresponsible even if he wants to. When the time comes, we will firmly believe that he entered your room after being drunk, treated you frivolously, and promised to be responsible for you. He has no way to prove that he did not do or say anything.
no!"
At this time Kangli's father spoke, with a domineering expression as if everything was under control, and he was not ashamed of his behavior at all, as if it was a normal thing.
This family is really awesome. Yu Fei, who was lying on the table pretending to be unconscious, was really speechless. His guess was actually correct!
There is a saying that goes well, it doesn’t mean that a family does not enter the same house. On the surface, this family looks normal, but in fact one is more abnormal than the other!
The results he wanted to verify were verified, and Yu Fei did not dare to lie down any longer, otherwise he would be carried to Kang Li's room.
"Oh! My head hurts a little. Why did I fall asleep all of a sudden?"
Yu Fei hurriedly raised his head, rubbed his temples, and said in a daze.
Yu Fei's sudden act of getting up really made the whole family confused and embarrassed. Everyone was on the spot and didn't know what to say. Even the two gentlemen couldn't help but blush. Kang Li even more
She was embarrassed and hurriedly buried her pretty face in her mother's arms.
"Hey, what time is it? Are you still drinking? How long have I been sleeping? Why didn't you call me?"
Yu Fei pretended that he didn't know anything just now, as if he had really fallen asleep, and asked Kante.
"Ah! Not long ago, I called you just now, but you didn't wake up. Did you hear what we just talked about?"
Conte said hurriedly in embarrassment.
"I don't know! I suddenly felt so sleepy that I fell asleep. I felt so sleepy, as if I had slept for several days. It was so exhausting!"
Of course Yu Fei can't expose it. It's everyone who exposes the embarrassment. It's fine that you know it in your heart, it's better not to say it out loud.
"Oh, that's good, that's good, it's okay, let's keep drinking!"
After listening to this, Kante said happily, without the slightest doubt about Yu Fei's words.
After hearing this, the others felt relieved and subconsciously chose to believe Yu Fei. What if they didn't believe it? Even if Yu Fei heard it and Yu Fei pretended to be confused, they would definitely pretend to be confused and get Yu Fei drunk.
This kind of conspiracy is okay, but drugging it is too despicable and shameless, so it still can't be exposed in person.
"Yeah, yeah, maybe I'm tired. I'll keep drinking when I wake up!"
Kangli's father also hurriedly smoothed things over in embarrassment, and then picked up the wine bowl.
Everyone made a tacit agreement not to mention what happened when Yu Fei fell asleep, and started the formal drinking contest.
With Yu Fei's drinking capacity, his father and his son couldn't beat Yu Fei even in a series of battles. They don't play much games when drinking here, they just eat meat and drink at the same time, and their posture is quite fierce.
Before, Conte said that Yu Fei was too drunk to eat a few dishes, but in the end it was discovered that they and his son might have to be taken down first, because when they were changed, Yu Fei was fine, and both his father and his son began to feel dizzy.
Then the dishes began to be served. Conte's father was very similar to Conte in entertaining guests. First, they ate as much as they could. Yu Fei ate many of the dishes at the ranch that Conte was guarding. The table was once again filled.
Chapter completed!