Chapter 690 Confessions sent by ghosts and gods
When people are impulsive, not only will their brain nerves short-circuit, but they may even suffer indirect amnesia. Wang Juan was frightened by the thin monkey who suddenly burst into the door and knocked her down. She had never encountered such a thing since she was a child.
situation, so for a moment I even forgot that I was only wearing underwear.
After Shouhou reminded her, Wang Juan lowered her head and glanced at herself. Her face suddenly turned red to the root of her neck. Her memory gradually returned. The last time she realized that she was not wearing clothes, she was caught by Shouhou and shouldn't have been caught.
But when she encountered this situation, her brain was confused and she immediately forgot about it. She only knew that she was angry and angry, but she didn't know the reason.
"ah!"
Wang Juan screamed again, turned around and ran to her bed, quickly picked up her clothes and put them on herself.
The thin monkey looked speechless and scared, because after Wang Juan put on her clothes, she was ready to sue him again.
Shouhou had mixed feelings in his heart at the moment. It was clear that several people were peeping together, but he was tricked. Now he has become the scapegoat. He gritted his teeth and wanted to confess the others, but thinking about it, this is not loyal enough.
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There are only two ways now. The first is to persuade Wang Juan to give up the idea of filing a complaint before she goes out. The second is to resign herself to fate and let Wang Juan go to Yu Fei to complain, and then hope that Yu Fei can show mercy.
Shouhou decided to try the first method first. He quickly stepped forward and stood in front of Wang Juan.
"What are you going to do! I tell you! If you dare to touch me again, I will die for you!"
Wang Juan immediately covered herself with her clothes and warned the thin monkey.
"Wang Juan, I really didn't mean it. After we finished drinking, we woke up and found that Skinny Monkey was missing. I was worried that something was wrong with him. I didn't find him in the boys' dormitory, so I wondered if Miss Jin had brought him here.
Bian, this is all a misunderstanding!"
The thin monkey used his brain to connect the whole thing together and quickly clear himself up.
"Go ahead and lie to yourself! If you were just looking for someone, why did you suddenly rush in when I opened the door? Do you usually greet Scar like this? Or do you actually have evil thoughts about Little Sister Jin?"
Wang Juan is also a college student after all. After regaining some sanity, she has super analytical and judgment skills and quickly found the flaws in Slender Monkey's words.
"Ah! No, no!"
Shouhou immediately panicked. Even if he was accused of being sorry for Wang Juan, if he couldn't be pointed at and scolded for seducing the woman who seduced his brother, then he might as well die.
"Look! Are you feeling guilty?"
Wang Juan thought she had found the truth, as if she could clearly see the skinny monkey's face.
"No, actually...actually..."
Shouhou was really panicked now and wanted to find an excuse, but his brain suddenly short-circuited and he couldn't think of anything.
"Actually what?"
Wang Juan sneered and decided in her heart that she would not believe anything Shouhou said now.
"Actually I like you!"
The thin monkey didn't know what was going on, but suddenly these words came out of his mouth.
Wang Juan's movements in putting on clothes suddenly froze. She thought she had heard wrong. She raised her head and looked at Yu Fei with shocked eyes.
"What did you say?"
Wang Juan asked back.
"I……"
Shouhou lost his temper again. In fact, he had always had some thoughts about Wang Juan. The reason why he didn't dare to think too much was that he just thought that he had an elementary school education, but as a college student, it was impossible for him to like him, so he never thought about it.
Dare to think deeply.
He had been forced to panic just now, and the voice deep in his heart came out of his mouth uncontrollably. Now he was asked to say it a second time, and he felt that it was really difficult to say it. What if Wang Juan scolded him for being a toad that wants to eat swan meat?
Then I won’t be able to hang out in the back mountains anymore.
"You are a man. You have a certain kind of attitude, but you don't dare to admit it, right?"
Wang Juan also wanted to make sure she heard correctly, but this provoking technique had proven successful when women dealt with men, so she used it without hesitation.
When Shouhou heard this, he felt that this was not bad. Even if he opened his mouth and was rejected, he could not be regarded as a coward. He was a man in charge. At worst, he would be humiliated, but at least he would be above board.
"I said I like you! I have always liked you, and it was you in my dreams, but I have low education and have never seen the world, so I have never dared to say it. I am just a toad, and I still want to eat your piece of swan meat. I
Wishful thinking does not know the heights of the sky..."
The thin monkey was forced to panic, and he suddenly spoke out like a torrent of river water. Wang Juan was so dumbfounded that she didn't even put on her clothes, so she dropped them to the ground. She looked at the thin monkey blankly and couldn't believe it.
I actually have such a low self-esteem and passionate crush.
Shouhou finally ran out of words. Although it was different from the way other people expressed their feelings, the effect seemed to be good, because Wang Juan looked shy when she heard it, as if she didn't even realize that she was so outstanding and noble.
Shouhou has created a style of confession in which he belittles himself and exalts others. This indeed has some unexpected effects. After he finished speaking, he felt that he had thought too much and it was time to go back and go to bed. How could they agree to it?
"I'm sorry, if you want to file a complaint, go ahead and file it. I will accept whatever Brother Yu wants to do to me!"
Shouhou suddenly felt that his heart was empty and uncomfortable. He added in a low voice, turned around and walked towards the door.
Wang Juan pursed her lips and looked at the back of the thin monkey. She suddenly had mixed feelings in her heart. In fact, she had just come out of the shadow of being betrayed and deceived by Nan Xiuliang. She thought that she was only worth being used and would never meet again.
When it comes to true love, she has always warned herself not to believe men's lies.
But Shouhou's words were confusing and strange, not like a confession at all, but like flattering herself, but she could hear the sincerity and sincerity in them.
"Wait a moment!"
As soon as Shouhou reached the door and was about to reach out to open the door, Wang Juan suddenly spoke.
The thin monkey stopped and turned to look at Wang Juan. Although Wang Juan only put on a dress crookedly at this moment, there was no obscene look in the thin monkey's eyes, because at this moment he felt that he was alive.
The feeling of being hopeless.
"You really like me?"
Wang Juan blushed and suddenly lowered her head and asked shyly. The last few words were almost too weak to be heard.
"Even if you don't like me, you don't need to embarrass me over and over again, right?"
Shouhou has already determined in his heart that Wang Juan cannot possibly like him or agree to it. He really doesn't want to say what he said before again, because he is stabbing his own dignity over and over again.
"I just want to tell you, never look down on yourself. That will make others look down on you. Also, I don't have such a narrow mind, and I don't use academic qualifications to judge heroes."
"I don't have to file a complaint today, but there is one condition. Unless you catch up with me, I will give you three days. If you still can't make me agree to be your girlfriend, I will still file a complaint!"
Wang Juan took a deep breath and said loudly to the thin monkey.
Shouhou felt that the amount of information was a bit too much, so he stood there stunned for a full three minutes, and finally saw that he had listened to every word Wang Juan said and understood it thoroughly.
"wait for me!"
It was as if the thin monkey had suddenly been given a shot of chicken blood. Before, the soles of his feet seemed soft. Suddenly, his whole body was full of strength. He raised his head and chest, opened the door, turned around and ran out.
Seeing the child-like appearance of the thin monkey, Wang Juan actually laughed. Although the thin monkey was not as polite as Nan Xiuliang, and every word he spoke was thoughtful, but it was this innocence unique to mountain people that made Wang Juan laugh.
Full of security.
When Shouhou ran downstairs, Yu Fei and others had been waiting downstairs to watch the excitement. Sun Laizi also found melon seeds, and the three of them had already smashed a lot of melon seed peels.
"Coming down! Coming down!"
Sun Laizi, whose eyes were sore, finally waited until Shouhou came down from upstairs, and immediately shouted excitedly, as if the fans had seen their idol.
There was a smile on Yu Fei's lips. He didn't tell Wang Dachui that it was not Scar and Jin Xiaomei in the room at all, because Yu Fei was too fast at that time. As soon as the door opened, the thin monkey was pushed in by him, blocking Wang Dachui's sight.
, Wang Dachui couldn't see clearly at all. He thought he was dragged in by Scar, so he was looking forward to the other person enjoying the same treatment as himself.
"Hey, it's not scientific? Why wasn't he beaten?"
When Wang Dachui saw the intact skinny monkey, he looked surprised and angry. Wang Dachui was beaten hard last time.
"Which of you pushed me?"
The thin monkey rushed downstairs, pointed at the three people and asked.
The three of them immediately waved their hands together, refusing to admit that it was them even to death.
"Great! What a wonderful prediction! Who is so discerning!"
Shouhou almost jumped up with excitement and said to the three of them.
Yu Fei and Sun Laizi looked at each other and began to think about what happened in the room.
"Hey, why didn't you get beaten?"
Wang Dachui, who is stubborn, still doesn't understand why he will be beaten if he is caught, but the thin monkey will be fine. If he catches the thin monkey, he will ask.
"Being beaten? Can she beat me?"
The thin monkey was stunned and asked a question.
"So swollen!"
Wang Dachui curled his lips, everyone recognized that Scar was the strongest under Yu Fei, and the remaining three of them were no match for Scar.
"What are you all doing here?"
At this time, Dao Scar and Jin Xiaomei suddenly came in from the outside and curiously asked the four people gathered around.
"Eh! Well! That's not right! You went outside? Who is upstairs?"
Wang Dachui felt that his brain was not enough.
"What's upstairs? Are you listening to the corner again?"
As soon as Scar asked, he immediately reacted, quickly stepped forward, grabbed Wang Dachui by the collar, and almost lifted him into the air.
"No! This time it's Skinny Monkey! He was even caught in the room!"
Wang Dachui immediately cleared himself and betrayed Shouhou.
"Ahem, actually what happened is this. After we had eaten, we were going upstairs to have some fun. Suddenly we heard some movement in the girls' dormitory. Skinny Monkey came up to watch the excitement, then went into that room and came out just now!"
Yu Fei immediately stood up and distorted the facts to calm Scar's anger.
"It's Wang Juan! Skinny Monkey, what on earth did you do?"
Chapter completed!