Text Chapter 879 We can't
There is a widely circulated saying that if a man is not bad and a woman will not love him, it does not mean to do something that is unscrupulous or outrageous, but to do something that is harmless, can make people a little disgusted, but does not violate the principles and is very interesting.
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But Yu Fei's novel ideas and the operation that drove Liu Yan crazy made her a little collapsed and funny, and it was a bit interesting to think about it afterwards.
Girls, no matter what they look like when taking photos, like to use beauty to make themselves more beautiful, even Liu Yan is no exception, but she doesn't like to share her private life with unfamiliar people, and Yu Fei goes against the grain and does it, you
If you don't want to show me the photos you took yourself, then I'll take them myself and go back to see them.
And before Liu Yan could say anything, she directly said, "I turned on the beauty mode, just to tell you that I won't make you look ugly. This is also a very important concern for girls."
"But I didn't agree to let you take pictures!"
Liu Yan looked at Yu Fei angrily. Yu Fei's series of operations today made her feel that her IQ could no longer keep up with Yu Fei's pace.
"I didn't take a photo of you! I took a photo of the mural behind you. I think the mural is profound and thought-provoking. I plan to observe and learn from it when I go back, cultivate my sentiments, improve my quality, and strive to make myself a better person.
A qualified successor to socialism!"
Yu Fei immediately defended himself seriously.
Liu Yan turned around and took a look. The so-called mural behind her was just a random graffiti by a primary school student. The content was of a chicken eating a bug, and the bug was still smiling happily.
Liu Yan couldn't help but his eyes darkened. If anyone could see so many principles that Yu Fei said from this, he would be a master himself and would not need to learn at all.
"Please remove me from the picture!"
Liu Yan said angrily.
"This is what you said! Don't regret it!"
When Yu Fei saw Liu Yan rushing to kill everyone, he gritted his teeth and said.
"I do not regret!"
Liu Yan shook her head firmly.
Yu Fei immediately lowered his head and started operating. A few minutes later, Liu Yan's cell phone rang. He picked it up in confusion and opened WeChat with a red dot.
"puff……"
When she opened the WeChat message, she saw the picture sent by Yu Fei. Yu Fei did follow her request and removed her from the picture, but Yu Fei actually replaced her head with that of a husky. In the end, Yu Fei replaced her head with that of a husky.
The important thing is that the husky also showed a look of contempt.
"Hahaha, are you satisfied?"
Yu Fei suddenly laughed proudly when he saw Liu Yan's somewhat angry expression as he collapsed.
"Yu Fei, you want to die, don't you?"
Liu Yan couldn't bear it anymore. He raised his head and gritted his teeth with a dark face, and squeezed out words through his teeth, because the husky was not despising other things, but looking down at his chest, as if to say to Yu Fei
Why would you place yourself on a Princess Taiping?
"I am strictly following your request. As Party A, you cannot be so treacherous!"
Yu Fei washed the floor for himself with a serious face, leaving Liu Yan speechless.
Work can no longer continue. With such a funny guy like Yu Fei sitting in front of her, Liu Yan feels that her stable work routine has been completely destroyed. Yu Fei seems to be able to push her to the edge of collapse at any time, and then let her go.
All attention was drawn to him.
"What do you want?"
Liu Yan frantically put her hands on her waist, stood up and glared at Yu Fei and asked.
"I asked as if you would be satisfied with whatever I asked for."
Yu Fei pursed his lips, with an expression that said if you have the ability, you will agree.
"I'm a little fairy! I can't lose my temper! I can't be angry! I have to control my emotions and can't kill people casually!"
Liu Yan took a deep breath, sat back slowly, and then murmured quietly to herself, trying hard to control her emotions.
But Yu Fei was so frightened that he couldn't help but look sideways, "Damn it, would this little lady kill someone when she's angry?"
In the midst of Liu Yan's small collapse, the bell for the end of get out of class finally rang outside. At this moment, Liu Yan felt that this was the first time in more than twenty years that she heard such a sweet sound.
"You can go now!"
Liu Yan said to Yu Fei like she was being pardoned.
"Acquaintance is just a matter of meal, isn't it?"
Yu Fei twisted a few times and asked weakly.
"roll!"
Liu Yan couldn't bear it anymore and ended the communication with Yu Fei with one word.
However, when her red lips spit out this word, it also made people feel infinitely tempting, especially when she gave Yu Fei a blank look, which seemed to be filled with all kinds of amorous feelings, and Yu Fei felt that his heart was rippling with it.
"Alas, the high-efficiency fertilizer is intentional, the dog-tailed flower is ruthless, let's meet again in the world!"
Yu Fei sighed deeply, and when Liu Yan grabbed the pen holder on the table and prepared to use it as a hidden weapon, Yu Fei hurriedly opened the door and escaped.
Seeing Yu Fei's seemingly funny but actually measured look, Liu Yan couldn't help but laugh after Yu Fei left. This afternoon seemed quite interesting, much more interesting than the boring work life on weekdays.
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But then she thought that Yu Fei had gotten away with it again. Her photo was still in Yu Fei's hand. When Yu Fei took the photo, he must have kept the original photo.
Thinking of this, Liu Yan thought of another thing that made her extremely embarrassed and angry. The USB flash drive that stored the office surveillance records was also in Yu Fei's hand.
But it recorded the process of her unintentionally reaching out to adjust her underwear, and the camera filmed it from a high place. She was too selfless in her work at that time, and she didn't know if she had exposed anything.
Liu Yan hurriedly turned on her computer, called up the surveillance content, and checked it quickly. When she fast forwarded to that section, she almost rolled her eyes and fainted.
Because the afternoon sun was shining slantingly in the office and the temperature was a bit high, she originally unbuttoned her collar, but when she did that action, most of her baby was exposed to the camera!
Liu Yan quickly deleted today's surveillance records and hurriedly chased him out of the office and all the way to the school gate, where he happened to see Yu Fei and Xiao Zi waiting for the bus.
However, Yu Fei had actually purchased a data cable to convert the link, and connected the USB flash drive to his mobile phone. At this moment, he lowered his head and looked at the mobile phone with a mean smile on his face.
"Yu Fei!"
Without even thinking about it, Liu Yan knew that Yu Fei was looking at something magical. She was immediately furious. With the stunned expressions of countless parents around her, she shouted and rushed towards Yu Fei.
"Don't come here! It's impossible for the two of us, I already have a crush on you!"
When Yu Fei heard Liu Yan's shout, he raised his head and saw her angry expression and the speed at which she was rushing towards him. A trace of panic flashed across his face, but he immediately calmed down and quickly put away his phone and raised his head.
Ye Zheng shouted loudly to Liu Yan.
Suddenly, the eyes of the parents and teachers around him almost fell to the ground, but Liu Yan shouted Yu Fei's name and rushed towards him, and Yu Fei refused so resolutely that everyone immediately believed the plot that Yu Fei made up casually.
Countless male heads looked at Yu Fei with envy and jealousy, while matriarchs looked at Liu Yan's face with envy, which brought disaster to the country and the people.
Especially the teacher who was on duty in the broadcasting room today was just about to leave after get off work. When he came out and saw this scene, his expression immediately seemed as if he had eaten a bucket of Xiang. Yu Fei's previous comments came to his mind. What he said. When Liu Yan heard Yu Fei's shouting and the countless pairs of saluting eyes around her, she almost fainted and wished she could tear Yu Fei apart with her hands.
But in order to prevent Yu Fei from taking away the USB flash drive, Liu Yan was completely prepared and did not stop. Wearing high heels, she was not slow at all. She undoubtedly unleashed her potential and rushed in front of Yu Fei in one breath.
, reached out and grabbed Yu Fei's collar.
But she never knew how many Yu Fei's magical skills there were. Before she could reach her, Yu Fei opened his arms and hugged her.
Just as Liu Yan fell into his arms, Yu Fei almost cried out in joy. Under Liu Yan's sprint, the inertia of her body needed some buffering, and those protruding parts were the best choice.
Yu Fei felt like he was being pressed hard twice at the same time. He felt like he was being bounced away like playing billiards.
Just as Liu Yan was about to struggle, Yu Fei suddenly fell backwards. This was indeed not what Yu Fei did intentionally. It was because Liu Yan stepped on Yu Fei's toes when he was struggling. He wanted to
He stepped back, but couldn't move his feet, so of course he could only fall backwards.
Plop...
Under the gaze of countless people, Liu Yan knocked down Yu Fei in the street.
Now everyone believed Yu Fei's lies. Looking at the plot, it seemed that Liu Yan was chasing Yu Fei crazily, and even desperate to do something indescribable with Yu Fei on the street.
Liu Yan is the dream lover of countless male parents and male teachers, and the imaginary enemy of countless female parents and teachers. Now she has completely fallen into Yu Fei's arms. In the eyes of countless people, because she is tightly held by Yu Fei's arms
He couldn't live, so he kept twisting and twisting, and the scene was very embarrassing and exciting.
Liu Yan wanted to die at this moment. Just after she fell, her first kiss was lost because she couldn't control her body, so she hit Yu Fei on the mouth.
Moreover, Yu Fei's hands shamelessly hugged her waist, making her try to get up several times but failed. At this moment, she seemed to push Yu Fei back, and with her struggling posture, people who didn't know better thought she was
Deliberately taking advantage of Yu Fei.
"let me go!"
Liu Yan put her hands on the ground and was only a few centimeters away from Yu Fei. She gritted her teeth and said to Yu Fei in a low voice.
"good!"
Seeing that Liu Yan was really angry, Yu Fei hurriedly let go. He had almost taken advantage. If he went too far, Liu Yan might really write himself in the book of life and death of the King of Hell.
Liu Yan hurriedly got up, her goddess aura completely gone. She was about to cry without tears. The various looks around her made her want to find a mouse hole to crawl into.
Xiao Zi stood aside obediently, looking at the two of them with her big eyes blinking, with a smile on her lips. After Liu Yan got up, she stepped forward and patted the dust on her body thoughtfully.
Liu Yan felt as if she had been cut into pieces if she stayed for a second longer. She didn't want the USB drive anymore and turned around and fled back to school.
After Liu Yan left, Yu Fei, the best actor, got up aggrievedly, looking like he had been raped. He slowly wiped the dust off his body and continued to wait for the bus without saying a word.
"Dad, you are obviously very happy, why are you so embarrassed?"
Xiao Zi raised her head and looked at Yu Fei. After thinking for a while, Xiao Zi asked Yu Fei in a low voice. Because she was very close to Yu Fei, she could see the corners of Yu Fei's mouth rising continuously, controlling her again and again.
Don't laugh out loud.
"Because if dad laughs, the uncles around me will beat me!"
Yu Fei knelt down, touched Xiao Zi's head, and whispered to her.
Chapter completed!