"What's wrong? You kid is trying to tear me down. I'm so kind to you, and this is how you repay me?" Silly Zhu said angrily.
"Uncle Silly, it's not my fault. I asked you to produce evidence, but you can't produce it. If Xu Damao is really sent to the police station and makes the matter bigger, do you dare to take the responsibility?" Banggeng asked.
This is helping him. If he hadn't helped, the person who sweeps the compound would be a fool.
"So, you are still helping me?" Shazhu asked angrily.
"Silly boy, this kid is helping you! Children are smarter than you." The deaf old lady slapped the silly pillar and called him a stupid boy.
"The old lady is still sensible, silly uncle, you don't know the heart of a good person!" Banggeng said with a smile to the deaf old lady.
In the whole compound, the deaf old lady is the smartest person, and her greatest strength is that she can see through people's hearts.
"Okay, okay, it's my problem. I can't tell you what to do! You are the only smart ones, I'm the fool." Silly Zhu sighed and said helplessly.
"That's right, Uncle Silly, I helped you this time, how are you going to compensate me?" Banggeng asked.
"I said you kid is climbing up the pole, right? Tell me, what do you like about me again?" Silly Zhu glared at Banggeng, with a smile in his eyes.
"Uncle Silly, I heard that you have practiced. Is this the case?" Bangge asked curiously.
"Of course, I am your stupid uncle." Silly Zhu patted his chest and gave a thumbs up.
"Then can you teach me?" Banggeng's eyes lit up even more.
In this era, martial arts can kill people. If you can learn it, you will have the ability to protect yourself in the future.
"Practice martial arts is very hard, can you bear it?" Silly Zhu looked at Bangge suspiciously.
"Uncle Silly, I can do it." Banggeng patted his chest and looked at Silly Zhu with a fiery face.
"Okay, since you want to learn, Uncle Sha will tell you two moves tomorrow. If you can't persist, Uncle Sha will scold you." Sha Zhu said.
"Uncle Silly, don't worry, I will definitely persevere." Bangge is full of confidence and has the talent to reward hard work. He can learn even the most difficult things.
"Okay, I'll be back early tomorrow, remember to come find me." After saying this, Shazhu seemed to have remembered something funny, with a wicked smile on his face.
It's a pity that I was just happy and didn't see it.
"I wonder what skills Uncle Silly will teach me?" Bangge lowered his head and guessed secretly.
Wen has Taiji to stabilize the world, and Wu has Baji to stabilize the world.
Is it Tai Chi or Bajiquan?
"Awesome."
Just as he was about to arrive at the door of his house, Banggeng was stopped again.
I looked up and saw that this time it was Xu Damao.
"Uncle Damao, are you looking for me?" Banggeng asked.
No matter what kind of person Xu Damao is, regardless of his seniority, he still has to be called uncle when he should be called uncle. Who makes him younger!
"Uncle, thank you for speaking to me just now. I know that your family is in trouble. It just so happens that I still have twenty kilograms of stick noodles at home. You can take them home and eat them!" Xu Damao waved and said to Banggeng.
"Thank you, then I'm welcome."
In any case, stick noodles are also food, so don’t use them for free.
"It's okay, why are you being polite to me? There are a lot of good things in my uncle's house. I'll let you see them some other time." Xu Damao said grandly.
Not to mention, although Xu Damao is not a very good person, he is generous and willing to spend money.
Banggeng just said a few words today, which made Xu Damao feel that he had solved a problem for him, and he used twenty kilograms of Bangzi noodles.
You know, in this era, food is a good thing that even money can't buy.
Being able to eat and drink enough is the greatest happiness.
With twenty kilograms of stick noodles, their family's life will be much easier.
When they arrived at Xu Damao's house, Lou Xiao'e was still sulking, so Banggeng said hello, "Aunt Xiao'e, you're still angry. Don't be angry. You're so angry that you're giving Uncle Damao an advantage."
"Let's do our best and piss him off to death."
"Hey, what kind of kid are you, do you still want stick noodles?" Xu Damao glanced at the stick noodles angrily.
"Of course I'm on the side of justice, Uncle Damao. I'm not talking about you. You see Aunt Xiao'e is so beautiful, and you have the heart to beat her. If such a beautiful daughter-in-law is beaten away by you one day, what will happen?
I'll make you cry." Banggeng said with a smile.
He is like this, he can talk to everyone and talk to ghosts, and he can chat with anyone.
"Pfft!"
Lou Xiao'e was amused by Banggeng's words, and she said to Banggian: "Yes, I will go back to my parents' house tomorrow and let him live alone."
"Don't bother me, Xiao'e, I was wrong, this was a misunderstanding." Xu Damao hurriedly begged for mercy.
"This time it was a misunderstanding, so it wasn't a misunderstanding before?" Lou Xiao'e still didn't give Xu Damao a good look.
"Okay, you can chat slowly. I'm going back first, otherwise my mother will be anxious later." Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel again, Banggeng hurriedly stepped forward and took the stick noodles from Xu Damao's hand, and smoked.
ran away.
It would be better for him to stay less involved in the couple's affairs.
Banggeng carried twenty kilograms of stick noodles home, which made Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang very happy, especially Jia Zhang, who couldn't stop laughing from ear to ear.
"This Xu Damao has some conscience, so he deserves to be helped by my good friend."
"Hey, he's not talking for Xu Damao. He's talking for Sha Zhu. Don't you see? Sha Zhu directed everything today." Qin Huairu said.
She is the one who knows the most about this matter. Silly Zhu told her in the morning that she would take care of Xu Damao, but this happened in the afternoon.
If it hadn't been for Si Zhu's trouble, her name, Qin Huairu, would have been written upside down.
"Mom is still smart." Bangge praised.
"That's right." Qin Huairu said proudly.
…
There was no talking all night, but after getting up the next day, Bangge went to school as usual.
On this day alone, he had more expectations in his heart.
When school was over in the afternoon, I ran home as soon as possible.
I hurriedly put down my schoolbag when I got home, and then ran to Shazhu's house.
"Uncle Silly, Uncle Silly, are you at home?" BangGeng opened his mouth and shouted as soon as he reached the door.
"Here you are, stop shouting."
Following the sound of footsteps, Shazhu opened the door.
"Uncle Silly, you said you would teach me martial arts today." Banggeng said expectantly.
"Well, that's what happened. Come on, Uncle Silly will teach you some powerful moves today." Silly Zhu stepped out of the room and came to the yard with Bangge.
"Come here, practice with me. Put your palms down, spread your fingers, and then bend them into a tiger claw shape..."
At first, Banggeng looked at it with excitement, but gradually, his expression became weird.
Why did these movements feel so familiar to him?
"Uncle Silly, you seem to be practicing Wu Qin Xi?"
"What does it look like? This is Wu Qin Xi." Shazhu confirmed Bangge's guess.
"Ah, what's so good about Wuqinxi?" Banggeng looked disappointed.
Chapter completed!