Chapter 375: Telling Jokes
"There is more than every year, can you keep some of this dish?" Qi Yaoyao looked at Chen with a white flour bun and asked.
"Stay it, can you not understand this rule?" Chen said, looking at her with a smile, "Dongdong's grandfather's tablet is also offering sacrifices!" He urged, "Don't eat, don't be cold. Take advantage of Dongdong's obedience!"
"Yeah!" Qi Yaoyao nodded gently.
After eating, the pomegranate packed all the empty dishes.
Chen said with some regret, “This Spring Festival couplet business can only be done during the Chinese New Year, and we have to wait for next year.”
"It's probably difficult next year." Qi Yaoyao looked at her with her apricot eyes, "It's like growing vegetables in a big basket, it's a one-time deal."
"Oh... can't you make a long life?" Chen said with great regret.
"You have to find this slowly." Qi Yaoyao thought about it and looked at her with her eyes as black jade.
Qi Yaoyao looked at her with bright dark eyes and said, "This Spring Festival couplet can be done, but it can be compressed."
"What does it mean?" Lu Ming stood up excitedly and said.
"This time the Spring Festival couplet was written by the students of the county school. If you want to sell it next year, it will be changed to printing." Qi Yaoyao looked at Chen with her brilliant eyes as bright as stars and said.
"Wow..." Chen looked at her in surprise and said, "Wife, how do you have such a brain?"
"Not only can Spring Festival couplets be printed, but this door core can also be printed on wooden boards." Qi Yaoyao's lively and beautiful almond eyes looked at her and said.
This time is tight, so I can only write the door core with the word "Fu".
Lu Ming rubbed his hands excitedly, walking around the room, and you can imagine how big Lier is.
Lu Ming slowed down as he walked, shook his head and said, "If you print, you don't need too many people. Then the students can't earn some money."
Qi Yaoyao, who was sitting cross-legged on the kang, was stunned and then smiled, "I am a businessman's mind, Lu Ming's pattern is bigger than mine."
"Mrs., I..." Lu Ming said embarrassedly.
"Nothing? You're right." Qi Yaoyao smiled calmly with his eyes, "That's all, it depends on how you choose."
"Don't worry, there's still a year left!" Chen smiled and said, "Think about it carefully, see if there is a way to achieve the best of both worlds."
"Yes!" Lu Ming bowed and said solemnly.
"Do you want to take a shower and have a sleep? These days I'm so busy that my feet don't touch the ground?" Pomegranate pointed to his eyes and said, "Look at it, it's all blue and black."
"I didn't have time to boil water, how can I wash it!" Lu Ming leaned forward and said in a low voice.
"I cooked you a big pot of water in the kitchen like before, and you can take a shower." Pomegranate said in a low voice as he approached his cheeks.
Lu Mingmei smiled, straightened up and bowed to the bedroom, saying, "Madam, young lady, I'll leave."
Chen opened the curtain and looked at him and said, "Go! Take a break quickly, I'm exhausted."
"It's not hard to make money if you have money." Lu Ming smiled foolishly.
Chen looked at Lu Ming, a lustful Lu Ming, and said, "Go away!"
"Hey!" Lu Ming nodded with a smile, "I'll go and bring some firewood first."
"Okay, okay, I'm here!" Pomegranate pushed him out, "Take a shower and go to bed."
"Hey! Slowly, I can't walk!" Lu Ming opened the curtain and crossed the threshold and walked out of the door.
The pomegranate saw Lu Ming away, started washing dishes and brushing chopsticks, and carried some firewood in the corridor in the corner of the room.
After cleaning up, wash your hands and knead the noodles first, then chop the dumplings and leeks.
The leeks were planted in a big basket, holding scissors, cutting them off, choosing, washing them, and mixing them with the pork filling.
Everything is ready and make dumplings with Chen.
After wrapping the dumplings, Chen took incense and candles, and returned the paper money to his room, asking his grandson’s grandfather to come back to celebrate the New Year together.
After eating dumplings in the evening, Qi Yaoyao and the others sat together to stay up to the New Year.
"Are we just staring at each other with big eyes?" Qi Yaoyao blinked her big eyes and looked at Chen Shi opposite the kang table.
"There are pumpkin seeds! There are walnuts and dried fruit..." Chen pointed at the table on the kang and said, "What do your daughter-in-law want to do?"
"I don't want to eat when I'm full." Qi Yaoyao looked at her with bright black eyes and shook her head slightly, "If I stay up to the New Year like this, I will soon be sleepy."
"If you are sleepy, just go to bed! I'll be fine if I stay up to the New Year." Chen looked at her with a smile and said, "Don't force yourself."
"It's not good! How can elders not rest? I'll fall asleep." Qi Yaoyao said embarrassedly when she heard this.
"Our family doesn't care so much." Chen looked at her gently and said, "What do your daughter-in-law have any ideas?"
"Tell a story! Or sing, the little songs you sing when you cut window flowers will be nice." Qi Yaoyao's black pupils flashed with a tiny light and said to her.
"I'm singing and playing." Chen said embarrassedly.
"Sing very well! Isn't the New Year just for fun?" Qi Yaoyao said with a smile at her.
"You can't sing music, but your daughter-in-law's voice sounds nice and you can sing!" Chen said with his eyes shining and looking at her.
"No, no." Qi Yaoyao shook her head like a rattle. She was the only way to sing a military song, but it was inappropriate!
"I'll tell jokes, let's make everyone happy." Qi Yaoyao said with bright eyes looking at Chen.
"Okay! OK!" Chen nodded after hearing this.
Qi Yaoyao picked some jokes from the vague times: classic jokes to make you play with.
It made them laugh. Chen's tears burst out with tears. He pressed his index finger against the corner of his eyes and said, "Is there any?"
Qi Yaoyao rolled up her sleeves and looked at Chen and smiled, "This time I'll talk about the fortune telling stall on the street."
Qi Yaoyao patted the kang table and said, "This fortune teller is not good at telling fortunes. Sometimes it is good at saying things. This fortune teller has a set of ways to tell fortunes. As the name suggests, it means that you don't calculate for you first, but you first want to cheat you. What's more, it's more about cheating you. He's going to cheat you even if he doesn't figure out what's going on with you. He's going to cheat you. He's right? Alas! He also has a way. He can take it back if he doesn't say the right thing. This is called a series of withdrawals."
"I am the fortune teller on the street now." Qi Yaoyao tidied up his clothes and said seriously, "Oh! This guy, your seal hall is shining and your fortune is prosperous! You should have a fortune this year. There should be three words below. But he won't say whether this is right or not. After you finish speaking, someone tells you something wrong, what should I do? He doesn't say it, he elongates his voice and looks at the guy."
Chapter completed!