1228, Rural CBD and Baijia Forum(1/2)
Hongdong Village.
There is some truth in what the man said.
The village entrance is undoubtedly the information and cultural exchange center for the whole village.
And those aunts and a few uncles naturally formed the forum of hundreds of schools in the village.
For 500 years in the village, there is nothing they don't know about.
What about the boss having the upper hand and the west having the short, three toads with four eyes, whose wife doesn’t wash the dishes, etc.
Anyway, news in the village is destined to be spread from there at the first time.
According to what the man said, the transmission speed is faster than 5G.
"Then what did they say about you?" Thinking that waiting for others would be boring, Lu Weiwei instantly turned into an entertainment reporter.
Thinking that he had never had such a beautiful girl around him, and they came two at once, the man was naturally willing to start chatting, and he also said with a smile:
"Not only did you say, fuck me, I'm speechless." Taking out the fruit plate at home, the man placed it in front of everyone and said, "Anyway, I didn't go home for the whole year the year before last, and there was a rumor in the village that I was arrested."
"What?" After taking the candy from the man, Lu Weiwei was immediately stunned: "You were arrested?"
"Isn't this a rumor?" The man waved his hand and quickly denied it: "In order to refute the rumors, I decided to come back early last year, but the villagers said that I was released early."
Lu Weiwei: "..."
Officer Wang: "..."
Yuan Shasha: "..."
Gu Chen asked curiously: "What about this year? What do the people in the village say?"
"I didn't want to come back this year." The man couldn't help complaining as he ate the peeled peanuts, "But, I'm afraid they will rumor that I went in again."
"Then if you hide from them or come back secretly so that they don't see you, you should be able to escape, right?" Lu Weiwei also tried her best to help the man.
But the man waved his hand and said: "As the saying goes, if you can hide from the first day of the new year, you can't hide from the fifth day of the new year. Unless you come back and never show up, don't let the news leak out."
"Once they find out that you came back secretly, there will be nothing good to say about it."
After the words fell, the man also had a sad look on his face: "Well, I have to tell you what shameful things you did outside anyway."
"Otherwise, I'll lose money. Otherwise, why are you so sneaky?"
"Then do they talk about who they meet?" Yuan Shasha also expressed curiosity. After all, she grew up in the city and rarely encountered rural culture.
"That's usually the case." The man nodded silently and said lightly: "I didn't remember you at first, but your passing by here, alas, has brought back their memories."
"Then the next step is to start a special lecture about your home."
"Let's talk about your family affairs or your affairs."
"What are you talking about?" Gu Chen didn't know much about this either. It was the first time he heard about such fresh and refined culture, and he was very interested for a while.
The man chuckled: "What else can you do? For example, if you are a woman and you dress up nicely, they will say that you look like a ghost every day."
"Why do you think you are so beautiful? You look like you are not someone who is going through life."
"If she doesn't look good, will it be fine?" Lu Weiwei also had a sudden thought.
"No, no, no, that's a big deal." The man refuted Lu Weiwei's point of view and said: "If you are ugly, they will say that you need so many gifts to be so ugly, no wonder you can't get married."
"Then if there were no shortcomings, it would definitely not be mentioned, right?" Yuan Shasha also asked her own question.
It feels like this rural CBD is really a land of rivers and lakes.
The man covered his mouth and snickered: "That's not necessarily the case. There are so many topics we can talk about. For example, I just asked you if you are married?"
"If you haven't, just say you are too picky, and then give me another example, well, so-and-so is not married at the age of 40, and no one wants to pay for it in the end."
"It sounds like this is what will happen to you in the future."
Officer Wang cracked the melon seeds and almost burst out laughing: "So, what if we get married?"
"If you have been married for several years and have no children, they will say that either you are sick or your husband is sick."
Officer Wang: "..."
The man didn't stop and continued: "They don't care about your plan to have a child. In short, the word 'sick' sums it up for you."
"If you hear this, if you don't have a good psychological quality, you might get sick from anger."
"If you get pregnant one day, they will say that you haven't been able to conceive after several years of marriage, and then suddenly you have a child. Well, it's hard to predict."
"Hahaha."
Lu Weiwei laughed so much that her stomach hurt, she felt that these people were too cute.
Yuan Shasha also covered her mouth and snickered, leaning on Lu Weiwei's shoulder, feeling like she almost stopped laughing.
The man saw that the two beautiful police officers were in a good mood, so he added: "Anyway, the young couple originally had a good relationship. After hearing these gossips, they will start fighting when they get back."
"Then have you ever had a head-to-head confrontation with them?" Gu Chen felt that these rural uncles and aunts were really powerful.
Considering the man's open mouth, I guess he can be comparable.
In the end, the man waved his hands and replied with a wry smile: "Of course we had a confrontation, but they tortured me completely."
"What level is he? He is a king. I am not even a bronze."
Sighing faintly, the man added: "Anyway, in order to understand their circle, I have already penetrated into the enemy."
"Get inside?" It seemed that the man was still a little excited. Lu Weiwei also asked curiously: "Then how did you get in?"
"Just treat them to a meal. It's a good meal with good wine and food. It doesn't cost much, but it makes them happy."
"Haha, sure, then what did you learn after you got in?" I feel that this man is still a clever guy, and he seems to be getting more and more interesting.
The man immediately crossed his legs and said involuntarily: "Anyway, there are many of them. When they gather together, there is usually nothing to be happy about."
"But if you talk about other people's unhappy things, you will feel very happy after talking about them."
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Oh, that kind of happiness is not something you city people can experience at all."
"So those people chatting together should have a good relationship, right?" Gu Chen said.
"Why is it good? It's all for face." The man said this with a look of disdain.
"I'm telling you, when you go today, you talk to other people."
"If you don't go one day, they will talk about you."
"Even if you are with them today and leave in the middle of the day because of something, you will still be the first person to talk about them after you leave."
Patting his chest, the man smiled bitterly and said, "So, sometimes, I have to hold back when I want to go to the toilet. You don't dare to be the first to leave at meal time, because I'm afraid I'll talk to you after I leave."
"Well, I understand this very well." Officer Wang is also a police officer who came out of the countryside, so he still knows something about these things.
But I had never paid much attention to it before, but this young man said it clearly.
Lu Weiwei asked curiously: "Then how do you usually end a conversation?"
"Just... we all agreed to go back together to cook or something, and then we all left together," the man said.
Looking at the man's leisurely look, Lu Weiwei asked him with a suppressed smile: "So...are they like this every day?"
"There are 365 days a year, except for the few days when we work in the fields. During the rest of the time, as long as it doesn't rain, they come here to chat every day." The man patted the peanut shell crumbs on his hands and complained.
Gu Chen nodded silently and said humbly: "In that case, if it rains, they won't get together to chat, right?"
"Haha." Feeling that Gu Chen was still too young, the man shook his head: "Of course not. If it rains, they will find a place where they can't get wet and continue chatting."
Glancing in the direction of the rural CBD, the man quickly stood up and patted his butt: "Okay, let's not talk anymore. I'll go to the village square and tell my mother to 'get off work' early."
Seeing that the man was about to leave, Lu Weiwei quickly smiled and said, "No, you can't let your mother 'get off work' early, otherwise they will talk about your mother again."
"Haha, I'm going to change my shift." After the man said that, he walked directly towards the village square.
Looking at the man's retreating figure, Officer Wang nodded silently: "This guy is a talent."
"But there is also a group of people like this in my hometown village. In order to sleep well at night, I also infiltrated into the 'enemy' and worked as a volunteer, helping to pick up express delivery, buy groceries and so on. At that time
It’s not easy to come home from school every time.”
"Lao Wang also has a deep understanding of it?" Feeling that what the man just said may have been experienced by Comrade Lao Wang, Lu Weiwei couldn't help but said jokingly.
Officer Wang said humbly: "Of course, it's just a basic thing. I remember that in my hometown village, there was a woman whose child was too young and didn't want to go home to celebrate the New Year."
"Her husband said that if I don't go back, he will go back by himself, otherwise others will say that he has ruined his wife and children."
"Haha, is there such a thing?" This was the first time Yuan Shasha heard it.
"You must have never heard of this, right?" It feels like a girl like Yuan Shasha, who has lived in the city since she was a child, would find it difficult to appreciate the joy of the countryside.
So Officer Wang took over the topic from the young man and smiled jokingly: "There is another one. There used to be a woman in our village. One year, her husband was celebrating the New Year at her parents' house. People in the village spread rumors that the two of them were divorced.
, someone else called that woman to show concern."
"In addition, there is my mother. I always feel that my mother is well-informed and knows everything. The key is that she is not very well-educated, and her relationships are all just talk."
Gu Chen nodded silently and said calmly: "So now the uncles and aunts are all experts. They know everything about astronomy and geography. There is nothing they don't know."
"Absolutely." Officer Wang agreed with Gu Chen's remarks and smiled teasingly:
To be continued...