Cooled down;

It's not late autumn, nor early winter, but winter has really come.

In cold weather, as long as there is not much wind outside, it is actually much more comfortable to bask in the sun outside than in a cold room.

Paul and Ron were sitting on a small bench in the yard. They were very busy last month, and sometimes they wanted to take a nap with the "guests" on the stretcher.

These past few days, I have had some leisure time again.

Of course, as experienced funeral service employees, they also know that this is the last period of leisure of the year, because many elderly people cannot withstand the transition from late winter to the beginning of spring.

You may have made preparations at the beginning of autumn and strengthened your beliefs at the beginning of winter, but when the real cold wave hits and dragging your arms and legs to fight the weather, many elderly people have to choose.

Accept your fate and let the rotation of the seasons sweep by like a broom, sweeping you into the end of your life.

Ron had a cigarette in his mouth and a deck of playing cards in his hand. He kept saying that it was a pity that he couldn't make a real profit with the good cards last night.

Paul was reading a book about electricians, taking notes with a pencil from time to time.

Karen carried a pig's head and walked to the yard.

"Hey, Master, what delicious food are you preparing today?"

Ron immediately stood up and came over.

Since the young master recovered from his injury and was able to go to work, the daily work meals have been extremely rich and exquisite. Various dishes that Ron has never heard of, let alone eating, are served at noon every day. The taste is really good.

Call it a comfort.

Paul also closed the book and looked over.

"Ron, get me a basin and fill it with water."

"Okay, Master."

In fact, most people in this world do not resist helping chefs.

Soon, Ron came over with an aluminum basin of water.

"Ah~"

Aunt Mary yawned as she walked out of the living room and handed Karen a gas blowtorch.

Karen took the blowtorch and smiled:

"I didn't expect there was one at home."

As he spoke, Karen lit a fire and began to use the flames of a blowtorch to remove the hair from the pig's head.

Aunt Mary said: "Some customers have a lot of body hair and need to use this to remove it."

Karen was a little curious and said, "Isn't it better to have more body hair? It makes you look more manly."

Aunt Mary shrugged: "Not all body hair grows on the chest."

Immediately, Aunt Mary said with emotion based on the countless experiences of "Yueke":

"Some people's body hair grows in other places, it's disgusting."

"hehe."

Karen laughed while continuing to roast the pig head carefully.

Aunt Mary looked at this scene curiously and continued the previous topic: "There are still some people who feel that having strong body hair is a very manly thing when they are alive, and even think it is an extremely narcissistic charm, but they cannot smell it.

Even after he died, he could still smell the smell of his own body, and their wife had been disgusted with this disgusting thing for countless years.

People have no choice when they are alive, so after someone dies, their wives often strongly demand that their husbands’ body hair be removed during the funeral procession.”

"For the sake of looking good?"

"No, I think it's just to vent my anger."

"This kind of love is really enviable."

"Who says that the husband usually leaves before the wife?" Aunt Mary tidied her hair, "And some men like to find wives who are much younger than themselves. Those who cannot keep their body hair after death are considered good.

Hatred and complaint at least mean that you care. We have seen many people who bring their lovers to mourning meetings for their husbands after their husbands die."

If you are not busy and all your relatives are in the city, it only takes three days for a funeral to be held and buried.

"So I don't believe in love anymore." Ron said.

"Where's your nursing home nurse?" Karen asked.

"Oh my God, don't mention her. My heart has already been broken because of her."

"No date? Remember you wanted to date her to watch a movie."

"We made an appointment and we watched six movies together."

"Have you eaten the popcorn?" Karen asked.

"We licked each other's ten fingers clean, and every time we watched the movie, because the nursing home was closed, we had to accompany her to a small hotel to get a room to rest in order to take care of her."

"Isn't this great?" Karen put down the blowtorch and started to shave the pig's head with a knife. "I've watched the movie and done the work. Don't you plan to propose to her?"

"I promised her that I would no longer drink or play cards, work hard, and leave all my income to her to manage. She was very touched."

"Then what?"

"Then the day before I was going to propose to her, an old man in the nursing home who was about to be discharged from the apartment confessed his love to her, and she agreed."

"Oh, that's such a sad story."

"Who says it's not the case? I've been sad about this for a long time. I was actually outcompeted by an old man."

"No, Ron, it's the apartment that's competing with you."

"Well, that's right, but my fiancée just left me."

"Think about it from another perspective, your fiancée watched so many movies with you before getting married."

When Ron heard this, he thought seriously,

Then he smiled,

road:

"Master, after hearing what you said, I suddenly felt that I had made a profit."

"No."

At this time, Paul suddenly asked: "Master, madam, I have a question for you."

"explain."

Karen continued to scrape the pig head seriously. He had missed this bite of pork head meat for a long time. In his previous life, there were very few delicacies in his hometown in the county and city, but this pig head meat was considered the most delicious, fat but not greasy.

.

Because he began to focus on the kitchen, the kitchen at home has slowly been "peacefully evolved".

Although the family was not "overwhelmed" by Chinese food, it was enough to make them realize how simple and boring their previous recipes were.

Paul asked: "If you want to have a further relationship with a lady, how should you say it?"

"Watch a movie!" Ron shouted immediately, "it's for the evening show!"

Paul ignored Ron's advice.

Aunt Mary smiled and said, "Is it the young lady from the Kuchi family?"

Paul nodded shyly: "Yes, madam, thank you madam."

Aunt Mary was the one who helped Paul find this partner. Miss Kutcher's father was a master carpenter in a coffin factory. Although his family background was very ordinary, the family was very simple and honest.

Naturally, Aunt Mary would not help Ron introduce such a girl, but Paul's diligence and down-to-earth were obvious to all, so Aunt Mary became a matchmaker.

"Have you visited her parents?" asked Aunt Mary.

"I visited her. Her father is very nice and her mother is also very kind. My mother also likes her very much. We have set the wedding date in the spring."

Karen understood,

Paul has finished talking about marriage, but he is stuck in the "sleeping" stage.

This is not ridiculous. There are indeed many people in this world who rush to sleep when they are dating someone, but there are also some responsible people who want to go through the legal procedures and etiquette, but because they are too honest, they may be called skipping steps.

, I tried to look back but couldn’t find the rhythm.

Karen lifted the pig's head, inspected it carefully, and said to the pig's head:

"Paul, can you ask her if she wants to watch the moon from the window in your room?"

Aunt Mary looked at Karen as if she had seen a ghost, and then knocked the pig's head that Karen was holding hard:

"Your uncle taught you?"

Karen said doubtfully: "No."

"really not?"

"really not."
To be continued...