Text_Chapter 1440 Menopause
"Who are they?"
The old blind man hurriedly asked.
Lu Yi withdrew his gaze and said, "A group of foreigners."
"Foreigner?" The old blind man was stunned and said in confusion: "What are the foreigners doing when they run to the deep mountains and forests? Are they here to explore?"
"I think it's more like a tomb robber."
Um?
The old blind man looked up at Lu Yi and said with a serious expression: "Little bastard, have you seen something?"
Lu Yi nodded slightly and said, "There are five people in total, four men and one woman. The leader is an old man. I saw him holding a map in his hand."
"Map?" The old blind man was shocked and asked, "Are they also looking for Genghis Khan's tomb?"
"This possibility is not ruled out."
"They should be not far ahead. Little bastard, please call everyone to rush forward immediately. Never let those foreigners find Genghis Khan's tomb first." said the old blind man.
"Don't be nervous. If they can really find Genghis Khan's tomb, it would not be a good thing for us." Lu Yi said with a smile.
"Little bastard, you are not confused. They want to steal our country's treasures. Is this a good thing for us?" The old blind man glared.
Lu Yi smiled and said, "Think of it, Genghis Khan's generation of geniuses must have many mechanisms in his tomb. If those people were really tomb robbers and really found Genghis Khan's tomb, if they explored the way forward, our danger would be reduced."
When the old blind man heard this, he really made this point.
If someone explores the way forward, their group is indeed relatively safe.
"You guys are smart." The old blind man smiled and said, "Little bastard, with your talent, if you go to Longhu Mountain to practice, you will definitely become an amazing saint in the future."
"Come on, when is it? You still want to lie to me to be a Taoist priest in Longhu Mountain. I tell you that the old blind man, if you want to say such things again, I will tell my master your words intact, see if he beats you up."
"Wushuang went to the cultivation world. When he came back, I would have gone to the underworld. He would not be able to hit me even if he wanted to hit me." The old blind man smiled.
For some reason, Lu Yi suddenly felt a little sad when he saw the old blind man's smile.
"Old blind man, you really don't plan to think of a solution, just willing to die like this? Isn't your Longhu Mountain a ancestral home in the world? Is there no way to cure you?" Lu Yi asked.
"I said, there is only one way to treat me, that is, to change my fate against the will of heaven. There is no other way. Maybe... forget it, I won't say it." The old blind man shook his head halfway through his words.
"Maybe what? Is there any other way to cure you?" Lu Yi asked.
"Yes, there is indeed another way to sustain my life, but it's too unrealistic."
"What's the solution? Tell me."
"It's better not to say it..."
"Say!" Lu Yi asked the old blind man.
"It's useless to say it..." The old blind man was interrupted by Lu Yi before he finished speaking.
"I have to know whether it is useful or not." Lu Yi wanted to know whether the old blind man could help.
"In addition to changing one's destiny, magical medicines can also save me, such as Nine Yang Resurrection Grass, Life Fruits and other legendary things." Speaking of this, the old blind man looked at Lu Yi and said, "Little Bastard, I know you want to save me, but those magical medicines are legendary things and no one has seen them, so you don't have to waste your energy. This time you just need to help me find the imperial seal, even if I die, I will be grateful to you."
Lu Yi put one hand on the shoulder of the old blind man and said slowly: "Old blind man, don't worry, I will definitely burn paper money for you after you die, let you live in a villa in the underworld, marry a female ghost, drive a sports car, and go shopping in brothels..."
"Go ahead!" The old blind man slapped Lu Yi's forehead in anger.
Lu Yi is not Xing Yuanqing, so of course he would not easily let the old blind man hit the ball. His footsteps moved and he would dodge him, allowing the old blind man to slap him in the face.
Lu Yi giggled and said, "Old blind man, I'm suddenly curious now. You are so old. How many seconds can you hold on to a female ghost in the underworld?"
"Get out!" The old blind man was so angry that he smoked his orifices.
Lu Yi was too lazy to pay attention to the old blind man, so he ran to Xing Yuanqing and grabbed two biscuits and started to chew.
"Mr. Lu, what's wrong with my master?" Xing Yuanqing asked.
"The old blind man is not young anymore. As a man, his temper will become worse when he reaches a certain age, and it is the same as a woman who reaches a certain age." Lu Yi said.
Xing Yuanqing widened his eyes and asked in surprise: "Mr. Lu, are you saying that my master's menopause has arrived?"
Lu Yi smiled slightly.
Xing Yuanqing glanced at the old blind man and showed fear in his eyes. He had seen it in TV series before, which said that menopause menopause are more terrifying than menopause women.
After thinking about it, Xing Yuanqing grabbed two biscuits, walked to the old blind man, handed the biscuits to the old blind man, and said, "Master, you eat some biscuits. We will have to rush to get on the road later, so we have to replenish our energy."
The old blind man had just been angry with Lu Yi. At this moment, Xing Yuanqing's words just comforted him. He took the biscuit and said bitterly: "Yuanqing, I am gone from now on. You have to learn your skills with the Heavenly Master. Don't lose your face and your master, do you know?"
"I know." Xing Yuanqing answered perfunctorily.
Bang!
The old blind man slapped Xing Yuanqing on the forehead, stared at him dissatisfiedly, "I'm serious about you, don't take it seriously."
"Master, you have told me about this for dozens of times, and I have remembered it a long time ago."
"What, I'm wrong with telling you? If it weren't for your disciple of my junior brother, I wouldn't bother to say to you." After the old blind man finished speaking, his voice lowered again and said, "No matter what, since you have entered the gate of Longhu Mountain, you are a disciple of Longhu Mountain. You must study your skills well. This is not for me, nor for your master, but for yourself."
"After I leave, it depends entirely on you. The stronger your ability, the safer it will be. Yuan Qing, you must work hard and don't let me and your master worry below."
The old blind man's words were extremely sensational. After hearing this, Xing Yuanqing was moved, his eyes turned red, and tears couldn't help but flow out.
Xing Yuanqing choked and said, "Master, don't worry, I will follow the Heavenly Master to learn my skills. I will definitely not let you and Master be embarrassed, and I will not let you down on Longhu Mountain. Don't worry..."
Bang!
Before Xing Yuanqing finished speaking, he was slapped by the old blind man on his forehead again.
"Master, why are you hitting me?" Xing Yuanqing looked at the old blind man in shock.
"How can a big man die with a woman when he talks?"
Damn it!
Xing Yuanqing was very angry. Suddenly, he thought of what Lu Yi said just now, and he held back his anger and said to the old blind man: "Master, you must pay attention to your temper at a critical moment here. It's okay if you hit me, it will be bad if you hit others."
"What critical period?" The old blind man was puzzled.
"Menopausal period!" Xing Yuanqing said seriously: "You are moody now. Isn't this the most typical manifestation of menopause?"
Chapter completed!