Chapter 59 Shooting yourself in the foot
Li Yixuan's tone of this sentence was very natural, just like he and Lin Tian were old classmates who had known each other for many years.
Lin Tian leaned back tactically, trying to see a clue from Li Yixuan's expression, but this guy always maintained a gentle smile like the spring breeze.
This guy squeezed his head this morning?
Didn’t he always see himself like a cat with his tail stepped on?
Li Yixuan smiled and said, "What's wrong? This bun is hot. Its soy milk is also ground in the first place, and it tastes very good."
Chu Xiaoxiao was careless, so naturally she didn't notice these strange little details of Li Yixuan, and pushed the breakfast away: "I'm not hungry, thank you."
"How can I not be hungry? A girl who doesn't eat breakfast is not good for her health. I bought it for you specifically. If you don't eat it, I can only throw it away and waste it."
"Ah, yes." Lin Tian was curious, "then I would like to thank Brother Li for your kindness, I'm not polite."
As he said that, he brought the soy milk over.
The soy milk is still steaming and smells very fragrant, but the fragrance is a bit special. It doesn’t feel like the fragrance of freshly ground soy milk, but it looks like…
"Drink quickly, the class bell will be ringed soon." Li Yixuan reminded.
"It's really delicious!"
Lin Tian smiled, and then he suddenly raised his head and looked in the direction of the door, and said in surprise, "Hey? Why did President Xu come suddenly?"
"Ah? No?!"
When Li Yixuan heard that Dean Xu was coming, he turned his head in panic.
President Xu is the most opposed to students eating in the classroom. If they are caught, they will copy some messy medical books.
As a result, when I turned around, there was no sign of Dean Xu except for a few classmates at the door.
In Chu Xiaoxiao's puzzled eyes, Lin Tian secretly exchanged his soy milk and Li Yixuan's cup of soy milk.
"No."
Lin Tian pretended to be puzzled and touched his chin: "Oh, maybe I read it wrong. I didn't sleep well yesterday and was dazzled. Drink soy milk."
After saying that, he poured a whole cup of soy milk into his stomach without saying a word.
Seeing that Lin Tian had drunk all, Li Yixuan showed a somewhat satisfied expression and also drank the soy milk.
However, just as he had just eaten a few bites of the buns, his face suddenly changed.
An unbearable severe pain came from the abdomen, starting from the stomach, gradually moving downwards to the lower abdomen, and then to...
"Brother Li, what's wrong with you?" Lin Tiandao.
"Isn't it a problem with the soy milk?"
Li Yixuan hurriedly grabbed the soy milk cup, and then found that the cup had been replaced by Lin Tian at some point!
The soy milk he prepared for Lin Tian was added with laxatives, because the laxatives tasted strong, and he also added some fragrances. Logically speaking, no one could smell anything unusual.
This Lin Tian is so sinister and cunning!
"Lin Tian, you are actually!!"
Li Yixuan was mute and couldn't say anything about the pain. He could only stomp his feet hard and hurriedly ran to the toilet.
"Shooted myself in the foot."
Lin Tian tsk and said to Chu Xiaoxiao, "Did you see it? Stay away from him from now on."
Chu Xiaoxiao took the cup and smelled it inside and outside, but didn't notice anything unusual. She couldn't help but look at Lin Tian's sense of smell: "You're a dog's nose."
As soon as he finished speaking, a gurgling sound suddenly came out of his stomach.
Lin Tian took the soy milk in front of Chu Xiaoxiao and sniffed it: "This is normal, drink it."
When Li Yixuan came back, his face was pale and he sat in the seat and his whole body was arched like a shrimp. Hao Qiang next to him said angrily: "Damn, this Lin Tian is really smart. I underestimated him. I will give him something more exciting next time, so that he can't get up for three days!"
"Stop talking nonsense! There is another time? It's all your fault. If you hadn't come up with this bad idea, I wouldn't have been like this now!" Li Yixuan covered his stomach.
Hao Qiang scratched his head: "That medicine is really powerful, but I took the medicine just now, and it will be fine after a while..."
Before he could finish his words, he heard a low cry suddenly sounding in the classroom.
I saw a tall woman walking through the door.
The brown wavy long hair is scattered around the waist, the black suit is extremely slim, and the hip-covered skirt on the lower body highlights the round curve of the hips.
The long legs wrapped in flesh-colored stockings are even more eye-catching.
This is definitely not the dress that a student should dress. If a student from Zhonghai University dares to dress like this, Dean Xu's old antique must be expelled as soon as possible.
As soon as she came in, all the boys followed her with their explicit eyes. Hao Qiang sighed: "Fuck, there are such beautiful women in our school? It's tempting to see stockings."
The woman walked straight to the podium, revealing her delicate face and wearing black-framed glasses.
Through the transparent lenses, her beautiful eyes looked particularly fascinating. She glanced at the corners of her slightly raised eyes casually, and almost no one of the opposite sex would be unmoved.
Against her backdrop, most of the girls on the seats who were so clear that they looked a little overshadowed.
It is a charm of a mature woman, and it is impossible to use makeup alone.
"Hello everyone, for the first time I met, I will introduce myself first. During your time in the special training class, I will serve as your English teacher. I hope we can get along very well in the next time."
As soon as the words were finished, the boys in the class shone brightly.
"English teacher? There is actually an English teacher in the medical special training class?"
"Damn, I thought all the teachers in our school's medical school were old stubborn, but I didn't expect there would be such surprises!"
"This special training class is really not wrong..."
"quiet."
This woman seemed to be accustomed to herself to cause confusion in the classroom, and her slender fingers wrote three words on the blackboard - Qin Shulin.
"My name is Qin Shulin. You can call me Teacher Qin in the future." Qin Shulin fiddled with her curly hair casually.
"Okay, we'll start class."
With a "swish", the people who had never been enthusiastic about class showed an extremely eager desire for knowledge at this moment.
Everyone's backs were straightened and they opened the book in unison, without leaving the podium.
"Because it is the first class, I want to conduct a small survey training for you to see how good each of you is." Qin Shulin said.
In the past, this was the most feared part of the name-and-drawing exam, and everyone wanted to get under the table.
But at this moment, more than a dozen boys raised their hands high, rushing to get back to the problem.
Several girls couldn't stand it anymore and rolled their eyes and mocked: "A group of unpromising perverts."
Chapter completed!