Chapter 88 God, is this your masterpiece?(1/2)
As expected, during the intermission, Emery told Luo Wu that he could clock in early and get off work and no longer needed to appear on the court.
When Emery held a tactical meeting for everyone, Luo Wu entered the bathroom early to take a shower. Anyway, the game had nothing to do with him.
When I walked out of the player's passage again, I happened to meet a group of staff carrying a goal towards the entrance of the passage.
"What is this for? Is the stadium demolished?"
Luo Wu was a little puzzled.
Smith Rowe took the conversation:
"No, no, no, this is changing the new goal from the south!"
"It's not because of you?"
"Me?" Luo Wu was stunned for a moment, but soon became clear.
"Oh, I blamed me for the three lintels in the first half? Haha! Interesting... Everyone's reaction is very fast, it's a bit weird, it's time to change it!"
That's right, the Arsenal boss sat in the box in the first half and witnessed everything. He couldn't bear it anymore and immediately called the stadium manager and replaced the goal from the south during the halftime break. It was so naughty...
I guess my bad luck is gone now, right?
However, Luo Wu was already sitting leisurely on the bench, and he could not verify whether the newly replaced goal would reject him.
Emery replaced him with Ivobi. In the last game, Ivobi almost messed up the game, but later made up for it, helping Arsenal win. Ivobi shouldn't be so pressured in this game, after all, the score was so much ahead.
However, the game was still very dull and well-behaved. Without Luo Wu on the court, the biggest explosion point was missing.
As usual, Arsenal teammates failed to show a convincing enough performance. In the end, they didn't score a goal in the second half!
At the end of the game, Wenger joked: "The current Arsenal team only needs to watch the first half, but the second half basically loses the meaning of watching."
"Why didn't I encounter such a good thing when I was there? Emery's luck was so good..."
Wenger was unwilling to accept it.
If he retreated half a year later, he would meet Luo Wu.
pity,
None of this could have happened.
After the game, Luo Wu did not return to the locker room, but continued to stay on the bench and wait.
Soon, Vlada, his mother, and his grandparents came to him from the VIP seat.
Soon, a black leonardoaw109grandnew helicopter fell from the sky, attracting Arsenal fans who had not had time to leave to look up.
I originally thought it was the Arsenal boss's private helicopter coming to the stadium to pick him up, but I didn't expect that it was Luo Wu and his family who finally got on the plane!
"Water?"
"Luo is too lucky, right? He's all going to and from get off work with a helicopter?"
"Ah..."
"Didn't you get a global 7,000 today? Now there is another helicopter."
Arsenal fans are so envious.
The king is now taking helicopters to work. You know, he also got a 7,000 plane worldwide this morning! His life is more comfortable than the Arsenal boss.
Originally, Luo Wu had never thought of being so high-profile, but he wanted to send two old men back to Nottingham, right? He simply prepared a helicopter to pick up the people early, and he followed him to Nottingham.
Since he first went to Nottingham, he fell in love with that place and then had the idea of going to Nottingham for dinner.
There is no way, you have money and willfulness, go wherever you want, as long as you have time...
And the news online is very interesting at this time.
"Daily Mail" - It finally subsided! One goal and two assists, the Arsenal Kings performed well in this afternoon's game and did not kill all sides. Such performance finally made us feel that he was still a mortal after all. Of course, thanks to the Emirates Stadium goal for rejecting his shot three times, otherwise he might have played a big-time happy.
Manchester Evening News - Although Luo Wu's third midfielder failed to score more goals, an objective fact is that his condition has indeed slipped and he is not invincible, so as long as he defends targetedly, it is not necessarily impossible to stop him. It is blamed that Watford's strength is too naughty and he never thought of winning at the Emirates Stadium.
"Times" - Luo Wu, as always, made a comeback in the first half, obviously he did not have the luck to score goals today, but only in this way can other teams retain some hope.
"The Sun" - Luo Wu was like on vacation, playing a friendly match for half a game, and then took his leonardoaw109 grandnew helicopter to Nottingham for vacation! On him, scoring a goal is just a very simple thing! The plot of the next UEFA Cup should be similar to this afternoon. Arsenal fans are now the happiest fans in the world.
"Guardian" - Some doubts whether Luo Wu shot the ball on the lintel on purpose? After all, even the corner kick was scored directly. How could the other balls that hit the lintel not be scored? If that is the case, it would be really terrible. Smith Rowe's speech at the press conference after the game indirectly proved this: Smith said that Luo Wu shot the corner kick at the goal and then scored the goal. So is it difficult to score a corner kick, or a barb shot or a shot outside the penalty area? The reason is very simple...
The Guardian's thinking angle is very clear.
They also successfully got the fans to discuss it.
In a web survey by The Guardian:
a, it cannot be Luo Wu intentionally.
b, it must have been intentional.
c, I'm not sure.
Fans who chose A accounted for 92%.
Only 3.5% of fans chose B.
There are 4.5% of fans who choose C.
This shows that rational fans still account for the vast majority. 3.5% of fans should be extreme fans. They praise Luo Wu as a god. I believe Luo Wu can do anything.
That night, Luo Wu also caught this news.
Then he responded to the ins: Please don’t deify me anymore. I definitely can’t have scored goals on purpose. I like to score goals. I wish I could score more than three goals in every game, so hitting the lintel three times is 100% unlucky. As for directly scoring the corner kick? That was indeed a serious preparation. I was thinking of sneaking into Scott at that time. Of course, it was one thing to hit the lintel three times in a row. It was another thing to be able to hit the lintel three times in a row. I can do it!
What does this mean?
The fans were a little stunned after reading the content of Ins. They said before that they told everyone not to deify him, and later that they could hit the lintel three times in a row?! Isn’t it just that they are so mean to be so mean.
There are many messages left.
"Ro said he could hit the lintel three times? I still don't believe it, it's impossible, it's too difficult, and it's almost impossible."
"Do you remember Ronaldinho? The commercial video he shot hit the lintel five times in a row, but later he came out and said it was a synthetic one, and it was impossible to hit so many times in a row."
"Luo, you are really bragging this time. Although you are very strong, it is absolutely impossible to do it!"
"Haha, I guess he's just joking, don't take it seriously."
"?Don't you believe it? Anyway, I believe it, I absolutely believe that he can do it!" Extreme conceits still believed Luo Wu without hesitation.
"Wake up, he is a human, not a real God, and you are the ones who believe that he can do it."
"If he can do it, I, Roben, are on the streets of London!"
...
In the suburbs of London, the football field behind Luowu's mansion is brightly lit.
Vlada stood outside the right side of the penalty area, holding a Huawei phone in her hand, and snapped Luo Wu and the goal outside the penalty area.
“Are you ready?”
"I've been ready for a long time, I'm going to start." Luo Wu stared at the ball in front of him with concentration, then looked at the goal in front, and took a deep breath.
That's right.
He was excited to give the fans a huge surprise.
Aren’t most fans unbelievable that he can do it? He will record a video now!
I have played many things like shooting posts (or crossbars) and lintels before, but to be honest, the success rate is extremely low, let alone hitting continuously. This is a fantasy. But later, with the King of Football System, he felt very comfortable to play. Hitting the post three times is common, and he also intends to imitate Ronaldinho, a former Brazilian football legend and known as the football elf.
Now he wants to record it and let everyone see it...
After staring at it for a few seconds, Luo Wu walked towards the ball, stepped on his right foot and jumped obediently. Then Luo Wu began to continuously bump the ball, and walked towards the top of the penalty area while bumping the ball.
There doesn't seem to be anything special.
But at this moment, Luo Wu pushed the ball high and twisted his butt!
Slap the ball with your right foot!
Vlada subconsciously turned her head and looked towards the goal.
"Bang!"
Very crisp sound.
The ball hit the top of the crossbar and then quickly bounced back to the direction where Luo Wu shot.
I saw Luo Wu's left foot lightly pointing and he kept hitting the ball again!
"yeah!"
"Beautiful!" Vlada, who was filming, was excited and almost couldn't hold her phone. It was the first time she saw awesome performance like Luo Wu, and she witnessed it on the spot and took it personally!
Can you not be excited?
Before his mood calmed down, Luo Wu picked up the ball again.
Almost stood at the same position as the first shot, and volleyed again!
call out!
To be continued...