Chapter 29 Drought
In the end, I gave up and put Han Xue down. Who knew that as soon as I put her down, she said proudly: "I know you are a coward and don't have the guts."
Her words reminded me of a joke that everyone has probably heard, where a man and a woman sleep in the same bed. The woman puts a bowl of water in the middle of the bed and says that if you come over, you will be an animal. The man thinks that the woman won’t let him sleep peacefully.
That night, early the next morning, the woman slapped her and cursed: "I didn't expect you to be worse than a beast."
I rubbed my hands and looked at Han Xueyue with a lewd smile on my face: "What, do I really get down to business to prove that I'm not a coward?"
Han Xue stuck out her tongue and said, "Okay, okay, no more joking, tell me honestly where were you in the middle of the night?"
"You didn't go anywhere?" I asked.
"I told you to tell the truth! I know you went out and stayed up in the middle of the night. You had the audacity to ask me that question. You must have gone through something. If you confess, you will be lenient, but if you don't, you will be stern." Han Xue said.
Women's sense of smell is really keen. People say that women have a strong sixth sense, but that's not true. I happened to want to discuss something with Han Xue that I couldn't figure out clearly. I pulled Han Xue and sat on the sofa and said:
"Come on, let me tell you. I am really telling you the truth, but you must not be angry after hearing this."
"Don't worry, as long as you tell the truth, I will never be angry." Han Xue said.
I told Han Xue why I went out in the middle of the night and what I saw Uncle Zhuzhu after I went out. After that, I paid the price for my IQ arrears. Practice has also proved that women can never be believed if they say they are not angry.
, as soon as she finished speaking, Han Xue pinched my waist and said, "That woman is naked, have you seen all of it?"
"No! No! I just took a quick look!" I quickly raised my hand.
"How many times have you watched? Is it good?" Han Xue sneered.
"I said, aunt, we are also people's teachers after all. Can you grasp the key point? Is the key point that I saw that girl's body? Didn't I refuse righteously?" I said.
"What's the point? An old hooligan led a young hooligan to follow him! What else could it be! Your elder brother did the right thing. He should be beaten to death! Why didn't he beat you too!" Han Xue was angry!
The way of the drum.
I saw that Han Xue was really angry, but my heart felt sweet. When people are in love, their IQ is negative. I grabbed Han Xue's hand and said, "Don't be angry, that's not what I want. To be honest,
Yes, Uncle Zhuzhu has taken care of me since I was a child. I know his character very well, and judging from his subsequent conversation with my elder brother, it seems that the person who killed my father is very powerful, and the most important thing is that I am very dangerous."
In my eyes, although Han Xue is cute and can be willful sometimes, she is always a sensible girl. I thought she would understand what I meant, but I obviously underestimated the power of a woman's jealousy, and she still
Unable to get out of the entanglement, she said: "If what your uncle Zhuzhu said is true, you must have sex with that woman if you want to survive. Which one do you choose?"
This time I was smarter and said categorically: "Is there any need to think about it? I will be loyal to you until death! If I die, what does that mean?"
"That's pretty much it." Han Xue snorted coldly.
"Auntie, help me think about it, what does Uncle Zhuzhu mean?" I asked.
"How do I know? Why don't you ask Fatty tomorrow? I think he is quite powerful." Han Xue said.
I feel like Han Xue and I are not on the same channel tonight, and she and I really couldn't come up with a reason for this matter, so we each slept separately.
Even though I slept late last night, I still woke up early the next morning. After I woke up, I wanted to go to the school to see Grandpa San. I was really anxious and wanted to know whether the idiot went to see him last night.
Who knew that as soon as I washed my face and brushed my teeth, I heard my mother's scream. Han Xue and I ran out almost at the same time. When we saw my mother, she collapsed on the ground. In front of her
, a jar was set up. It was a clay pot with a simple color, and it looked like an old object.
This jar looked very familiar to me at first glance, but I couldn't remember where I had seen it before. I helped my mother up, and my mother pointed at the clay pot with eyes wide open and trembling all over. She was so nervous and scared that she said nothing.
He couldn't even tell. Han Xue didn't know what was going on, so she went up to see the jar.
This jar gave me a sense of familiarity, coupled with my mother's fearful expression, a picture flashed through my mind, and I instantly remembered where I had seen it.
"Don't move!" I shouted to Han Xue.
Han Xue's hand had already touched the jar. When she heard my yell, Han Xue froze and looked back at me with a look of doubt on her face.
I remembered the night when Chen Shitou stole me away when I was a child. He cut open the fool's stomach in front of me, took out the child in the fool's belly, and then put it into a jar like this. Yes,
I am almost certain now that it is this child.
I helped my mother sit on the steps, walked over and kicked the jar away. Most of the villagers got up early. When they heard the movement at the door of my house, everyone gathered around and happened to see me.
After kicking the jar away, the jar spun around on the ground a few times, and two little green feet came out from the mouth of the jar.
Everyone was immediately startled, and Han Xue stepped back a few steps and looked at me. At this time, one of the brave villagers took branches and picked out the contents of the jar.
By this time, someone had already started to vomit.
What was picked out from the jar was an unformed child that was all green. The child was curled up. The strange thing was that the child's two clean legs were round and round, and on the child's forehead, there was a yellow paper.
symbol.
"Where did this dead child come from?!" Many people were talking. Of course, many people were frightened and went home.
My expression changed again and again. Among the people present, only Han Xue and I knew who this dead child was. Seeing more and more villagers watching, I pretended to be calm and said: "Everyone, please stay away.
, this dead child has a yellow talisman on its head, it is probably a little zombie that was suppressed by the Taoist priest, even if it is not, there may be some germs on the dead child."
When everyone heard what I said, they all took a few steps back. I said to Han Xue, who was turning pale at this time: "Han Xue, go to the village committee and call the fat man over."
Han Xue nodded and strode to the village committee. After a while, Fatty and Chen Qingshan came over together. When Fatty saw this, he understood what was going on. He said: "Good guy! Where did the little Hanbao come from?
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When everyone saw the fat man coming, many people had seen the fat man's methods. Everyone felt a sense of security when the fat man came. When the fat man said this, Chen Qingshan asked: "Fat man, what is a drought demon?"
"It's a type of zombie. When Drought Demon appeared, there was a severe drought in the world. This is what he was talking about. I didn't expect this thing to exist in a place like this. Fortunately, there were seniors who suppressed it. Otherwise, once this thing came out, it would be everywhere.
There must be a severe drought here." The fat man said.
"Then how to deal with this thing?" Chen Qingshan asked.
"It's easy to handle. The ancient methods were usually to nail it to a wooden stake or throw it in the toilet. But this thing has been suppressed. You can deal with it any way. Just burn it." The fat man said.
When the fat man said this, I blinked at him desperately, how could this thing burn? If it really burned, then it would burn. The problem is that this is the fool's child, and the fool comes here again and again just to find this.
How could it be burned? Fatty is definitely not stupid. He knew what was going on as soon as I blinked at him, and said to the villagers: "Although it is easy to deal with, this thing is very difficult to kill."
There will be corpse poison, and if you smell it, you will die. Everyone should go back to their homes and stop watching the fun. If you really smell the corpse poison, the Great Luo Jinxian will not be able to save you if you come down to earth!"
The fat man's trick really worked. As soon as he said this, the onlookers dispersed. I sent my mother back home to let Han Xue take care of me. The fat man was also very brave, so he picked up the child and stuffed it into the jar.
I went to the village committee, and Chen Qingshan and I followed. When we got there, I said, "Fat Master, didn't this thing say it was buried under Han Xue's dormitory? Why did it appear in front of my house?"
"You ask Fatty, Fatty also wants to ask you, but if I guessed correctly, someone probably knew that we were going to dig this thing up, and knew that we couldn't stop it, so he sent it directly. Nine times out of ten, it was that person
The old man made it." The fat man said.
In fact, before the fat man said the last sentence, the person I immediately thought of was Uncle Zhuzi. Uncle Zhuzi most hoped that this matter could be settled. This can be seen from his performance last night.
Chapter completed!