Chapter 82 Animals after the founding of the People's Republic of China cannot become sperm
The villagers were very excited at first when they saw the weasels all over the mountains and plains. Although the price of weasel skins has dropped a lot now, they are still valuable! So these yellow skins can be said to be gold everywhere! Everyone teamed up to catch them, but they
As soon as I left the village, I realized that something was not quite right about the situation today. Dogs jumped over the wall when they were anxious, and weasels would bite people when they were anxious. However, they are usually afraid of people and usually run away after seeing people. Even if they are caught,
Most of the time when they see them, they will just let out a trademark stinky fart. After this fart, there is nothing they can do. But today, these weasels are not afraid of people. When they see people coming out to catch them, they not only do not run away, but even
He even rushed over and bared his teeth to bite someone!
It's human nature to bully the weak and fear the strong. Originally, I wanted to catch someone to kill, but who knew they would resist. But after a second look, if they really wanted to do it, they would be completely suppressed by numbers. Although Huang Pizi was small, one person farts first.
, there are ten or eight more people who are no match for Gan Ren, so these people who were originally aggressive actually got cold feet.
People were scared, and the weasels did not enter the village, but they did something else that was unacceptable to the people. These weasels began to gnaw at the crops like mice. The wheat in the fields was green. Because of the heavy snow this year,
Isn’t there a saying that in winter, you should cover yourself with a three-layer wheat quilt and sleep with steamed buns on your pillow in the coming year? Today’s drought and flood have already caused damage to the crops, and it is expected that the next year will be a good harvest. If this is eaten away by yellow leather, then
There was no grass growing. Everyone panicked all of a sudden, and they didn't dare to fight desperately. They could only go to their clan leader, Chen Tianfang.
In fact, Chen Tianfang knew what was happening outside without them telling him. How could he not know that it was the old yellow guy who was forcing him to commit a crime? When the villagers called him out, he saw that the yellow guy was
He was gnawing at the crops crazily, and felt distressed. You must know that Chen Tianfang is actually the landlord of the village, and most of the land belongs to him. Now that the crops are destroyed, how will he pay the rent next year?
A large number of villagers knelt down, just asking the patriarch to find a solution. This forced Chen Tianfang to be very helpless. Finally, he shouted: "Okay, I will solve this problem right away. You guys first
Wait."
Chen Tianfang turned around and was about to return to the village. He shouted away the villagers who were following him. He went to Chen Daneng's house alone and found the yellow-skinned spirit that was possessing Chen Daneng's wife. When the yellow-skinned spirit saw him, he
With a sneer on his face, he asked: "Has Patriarch Chen figured it out?"
Chen Tianfang glared at her and said, "Are you sure you are just paying homage?"
"It's absolutely true!" Huang Pizi said.
"Do you dare to swear a poisonous oath that you are just paying homage and not touching the dragon head monument? And in the future, you yellow-skinned people will go back to the mountains and stay on the same page with the villagers?" Chen Tianfang continued to ask.
"Don't worry, Patriarch Chen. If you ask me to swear, I will. I know you people can't trust us when you think of us as beasts. But don't worry, in fact, in our eyes, you people are also beasts. Since I said it, I will
You must keep your promise, and you promise that the villagers will not hurt my disciples and grandchildren in the future. Tonight, my disciples and disciples will destroy hundreds of acres of fertile land in the ditch. In a few days, I will naturally ask my disciples and disciples to send food to compensate for the damage." The yellow-skinned man said.
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After saying that, Huang Pizi really swore an oath, and he swore it in the name of the True Lord Huang Daxian. Chen Tianfang had to believe it now, because he had no choice. He sneered: "You are really aiming at the Dragon Head Monument.
Come on, you people in the mountains have no shortage of food at all."
This yellow man just sneered, very arrogant, meaning what if you know? Chen Tianfang really had no choice but to take him to the leading monument, and first dug up the leading monument.
People set up the altar and offered incense and other things, and several people gathered around the yellow-skinned spirit. Even though the yellow-skinned spirit had already sworn an oath, Chen Tianfang was still worried at this time, but strangely enough, he had always been insidious and cunning.
Huang Pizi, this time actually kept his promise. He just put incense on the dragon head monument and paid homage. After that, "Chen Daneng's mother" hugged Chen Tianfang and said, "I have gone back to the mountains, and my disciples and grandchildren have also
You should leave now. From now on, the Fudigou Chen family will be of the same line as us and we will not interfere with the river. We also ask Patriarch Chen to keep his promise."
After saying that, "Chen Daneng's old lady" had a puff of green smoke coming out of her head, and then she fainted and fell to the ground. Chen Daneng was scared to death, so he quickly picked him up and started crying. Chen Tianfang walked over and grabbed him.
Mrs. Chen Daneng felt her pulse on her wrist and said, "Stop crying, take her back. She's fine. Just take care of her and she'll be fine."
At this time, the villagers also came to report that the yellow army surrounding the village had retreated. Of course, the villagers would not say that. It was probably because all the weasels in question were gone. At this time, Chen Tianfang felt a little relieved.
Within two days, a lot of food suddenly appeared outside the village. Not only food, but also pecans, jujubes, and even many medicinal materials. Chen Tianfang knew that this was the loss of the villagers who Huang Pizi had kept his promise to compensate, so Chen Tianfang asked Chen Tianfang to do so.
The person in charge distributed the food.
"There are so many things. Huangpizi and Fudigou well water do not violate the river water. It was the rule set at that time. Although the villagers would occasionally catch Huangpizi in winter later, it was not harmful, but the mountains of Funiu Mountain are deeper.
, No one has been there in those years, and no one has been there these years, because the link from Funiu Mountain to Huangpizi's boundary is not a cave, but a cliff, and you should know that cliff." Chen Dongfang said.
"That's it? It's impossible, right?" I completely ignored the second half of Chen Dongfang's sentence, because I might have the same idea as Chen Tianfang. How could the cunning yellow men just pay homage to him?
"It's really gone. Grandpa didn't believe it at the time. He was on guard for a long time, but it was really okay. Later, the yellow man actually came to see grandpa once. That time he said goodbye to grandpa and said that they would not go out again. Grandpa asked
Why do they say that animals after the founding of the People's Republic of China cannot become spirits?" Chen Dongfang said.
I was originally nervous, but I was amused by Chen Dongfang's sudden words. It was a joke on the Internet that animals cannot become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China. I never expected that the always solemn Chen Dongfang would say such a thing.
"I'm not kidding. The emperor is a dragon. When the emperor is gone, demons and demons come out. This is not nonsense. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals cannot become spirits, and it is not all a joke. I don't understand the deeper meaning. You can ask Fatty, he
People who practice this way understand best. Didn't you hear what I said just now? There is no cave from Funiu Mountain to Huangpizi's realm, but a cliff." Chen Dongfang said again.
"You mean the village chief is lying?" I thought, that's impossible. When Chen Qingshan said this, he burst into tears and was so frightened that he almost had a schizophrenia. How could he be lying?
"Maybe he didn't see the road clearly at night. In any case, the yellow skins in the mountains have become the climate. If Chen Shitou hooked up with them, this matter would become very troublesome. Don't provoke those yellow men easily.
Damn it, this will inevitably cause trouble." Chen Dongfang said.
"Okay, then hurry up and finish your work in Luoyang. It's best to rescue Uncle Zhuzhu. We will make a decision when you come back." I said, this time, I hung up the phone immediately after saying that, not calling Chen Dongfang at all.
Every time I had the opportunity to hang up the phone, I heard the busy signal on the phone, which made me very unhappy.
Because I was talking to Chen Dongfang on speakerphone the whole time, so the fat man heard everything. At this time, I looked back at the fat man holding a cigarette and asked: "Fat man, you are well-informed.
What do you think about this?"
"He thought you didn't know that Chen Jinzhi finally buried himself in the dragon head monument, so he said it very vaguely. Fatty, I guess that this matter, including what Chen Jinzhi wanted to do, made these yellow-skinned people very worried.
It is clear that Chen Dongfang, no matter how many lies are mixed in his words, at least one sentence is on the point. Those beasts who have become sophisticated have an amazing sense of luck. This can be said to be a gift. Otherwise, it is so
There are so many beasts, why did they become sperm?" said the fat man.
"Animals cannot become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China?" I asked. Fatty was listening to the phone and knew what I was asking.
Chapter completed!