Chapter 85 The true face of the mountain god
This one-eyed old man is very cunning, but the fat man's confident look makes me feel at ease a lot. In my opinion, the fat man often acts out of common sense. If he really wants to be plotted by the fat man, this one-eyed old man may not
What advantages can you get from the fat man?
The two of them entered the incense room again. At this time, I suddenly felt that the design of the one-eyed old man was somewhat similar to my elder brother Sun Zhongmou in some styles. For example, the room where the incense was placed enshrined a man in red cloth.
The mountain god behind him is too shy to see people. He has to ask the mountain god whether he can enter the mountain. This is similar to the elder brother who enshrines a mysterious object on the second floor and asks whether the corpse can be recovered.
Wonderful, these mysteries of Big Brother made him become a legendary figure at that time, so I suspected that this one-eyed old man was completely imitating Big Brother. But Big Brother is really capable. No one is allowed to enter the second floor. This one-eyed old four
It feels a bit like a tiger rather than a dog.
They went in, and I couldn't just stand outside and wait, so I walked in, wanting to see what kind of medicine the fat man was selling in the gourd. I walked in and saw that the fat man had just lit the incense.
But he did not kowtow to the mountain god on the futon made of tree stumps. Now the one-eyed fourth man was not happy. He looked at the fat man and said, "Kowtow to the mountain god."
"Fourth Master, please don't kowtow around. There is gold under a man's knees. He can kneel to heaven and earth and kneel to his parents. How can he kneel down so easily? Besides, Fatty, I want to kneel down. Are you sure this mountain god can really bear it?" Fatty
road.
I thought about Fatty's unruly look when he was offering incense to the City God, and I wanted to laugh. This made me feel that gods also have official positions. Fatty obviously felt that the official positions were greater than those of City God, so he was very arrogant at first.
But in front of the Demon-Conquering Emperor Guan Er Ye, the fat man knelt down very sincerely. Although I don't know the size of this official position, I guess that the city god is similar to the mountain god. They both control a place, so it is not surprising that the fat man does not kneel to the mountain god.
I don't think it's strange, but in the eyes of the one-eyed old man, this is disrespectful to the Mountain God. His expression immediately changed and he said: "You didn't come into the mountain, you came here to cause trouble. Kneel down and kowtow to the Mountain God."
Admit your mistake!”
After saying that, he was about to reach out to grab the incense in the fat man's hand. But at this time, the fat man suddenly changed his respectful attitude towards the one-eyed old man, grabbed the one-eyed old man's hand, and coldly snorted: "If he is a real person,
Mountain God, Fatty, let me give him some thin noodles. He just worshiped something and dared to claim that he was a mountain god. How brave he is!"
How could the one-eyed old man be as strong as the fat man? He tried hard to break free from the fat man's hand. On the contrary, the fat man pushed back and pushed the one-eyed old man to the wall. Then the fat man walked around the incense table and stretched out his hand.
Go grab the red cloth in front of the shrine.
The one-eyed fourth boy seemed to be very panicked. He ran over and hugged the fat man. He stretched out his head and said to the shrine: "Mountain God, please go quickly!"
I was stunned at this time. What the hell is this, asking the mountain god to leave quickly? Now I concluded that there must be nothing serious in the shrine. But at this moment, the shrine suddenly shook, and from inside the red cloth
A little yellow head actually stuck out, with a pair of sneaky round eyes on it. At first glance, this little guy looked a little cute, and then the little guy jumped out of the shrine, and
Jumping is the best.
Only then did I realize that this damn weasel wasn’t it? The mountain god worshiped by One-Eye Lao Si turned out to be such a gadget? When I thought about how I had just kowtowed incense to a weasel, I instantly got goosebumps all over my body.
I saw the weasel leaping onto the window sill. This little thing seemed to be quite spiritual. He was still looking back at the one-eyed old man. The one-eyed old man shouted: "Mountain God, please leave quickly. They can't do anything to me."
At this time, the weasel twisted his head, then bared his teeth at the fat man with a fierce look on his face, and then tried to break the window and escape.
"A weasel dares to pretend to be a mountain god. How can he run away!" At this time, the fat man broke away from the one-eyed old man. He picked up the engineer shovel and smacked it towards the window sill. Even if the fat man's skills are not comparable to those of my elder brother and Li Qing, I can't.
I have seen someone who is extremely capable of hitting. The most important thing is that his movements are very fast, which is completely out of proportion to his bulky body. When the engineer shovel hits him, the weasel can't dodge at all. And how strong is the fat man? One shovel goes down.
This weasel was photographed into a pulp, almost covered in flesh and blood.
I was shocked. I didn’t expect the fat man to kill me so cruelly. After all, we both knew that there was a group of weasels in the Funiu Mountains. They were not ordinary weasels, they were transformed into spirits!
But when the one-eyed old man saw the weasel that had been patted into meat, his face suddenly turned pale. He pointed at the fat man and shouted: "You killed the Mountain God! You actually killed the Mountain God! You
You will be punished! The mountain god will definitely take revenge!"
"How to retaliate? Report to the Heavenly Court and send the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Warriors to capture Fatty Master me? Do you believe it or not, the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Warriors took you in first and offered you as a sacrifice to fairies to defraud you of incense. Also, your clothes were plucked from a dead person, right?
How many of those people you brought into the mountain were killed because you were seeking wealth and murder?" The fat man sneered and looked at the one-eyed old man.
I was surprised when I saw a weasel popping out of the shrine and being beaten to death by the fat man with a shovel. When the fat man said that the equipment was obtained for the sake of money and death, I felt even more chilled. I said to the fat man
He shouted: "Fat man, you know you are still wearing fucking clothes? Isn't it disgusting?"
"Fat Master, I knew it when I saw it, but who is Fat Master? There are no taboos in wearing it on me, and as soon as I entered the house, I smelled a fishy smell. It's really a lie to worship a weasel.
You." The fat man said to the one-eyed old man.
The one-eyed fourth man was now leaning against the wall. He stared at the weasel that had been laid out like meat. Then he glared fiercely at the fat man and said, "You wait, you will regret it. The Mountain God will not let you go."
of."
The fat man walked over, lifted up the one-eyed old man, scratched his ear and pulled it away. The fat man was really ruthless, and blood came from the corners of the one-eyed old man's mouth. He cursed: "Fat Master, I
Knowing that there are a bunch of yellow-skinned people in this mountain, you really take it seriously, Mountain God? Is this what the Mountain God looks like?"
Who would have thought that after the fat man said this, the one-eyed old man suddenly stared at the fat man, spit out a mouthful of blood on the fat man's face, and sneered: "You really didn't go into the mountains to hunt, you just came to find Wong Tai Sin."
"You know it, but you still don't lead the way? Believe it or not, if I call the police now, you have more than one or two murders on your hands, right? Shooting you once is too little!" said the fat man.
"Kill me, kill me, and no one will be able to take you into the mountains." The fat man looked fierce, but the one-eyed boy was not afraid and even dared to threaten him.
"Yi Zi, call the police!" The fat man turned around and said to me.
I didn't expect that the plot would turn around so quickly, which almost made me unable to react, but I also knew that this matter was definitely not going to be resolved. After seeing the one-eyed old man's attitude towards the yellow man after he popped out, I
I knew I had definitely found the right person this time, so I took out my mobile phone and prepared to call the police, but it was definitely not a real report. I knew that the fat man was actually threatening him.
I took out my mobile phone and pretended to make a call, but in fact I didn’t because there was no signal here at all. Who knew that this one-eyed old man didn’t seem to be afraid at all, he even closed his eyes and said, “You killed me, uncle.”
His expression really seemed to be a bit like death.
The fat man directly raised his hand and said: "Do you believe, Fatty, that I can blind your remaining eye in one go?"
Looking at the appearance of the one-eyed old man at this moment, I can't bear it. After all, he is also a lonely old man, and he is mentioned like a chicken by the fat man. But there is nothing I can do. The main reason is that this one-eyed old man not only worships
Huang Pizi is a mountain god, and he even has a murder case on his hands, which is a bit hateful.
Just when the fat man was about to call me, suddenly someone behind me gently took the phone from my hand, and then said to the fat man: "Put down the fourth uncle."
Chapter completed!