Chapter 30 Monkey Stealing Peach
There are several dilapidated houses in the northwest corner of the desert town. Since they have not been inhabited for many years, the yards are overgrown with weeds, making them look particularly desolate.
After leading the shepherd and the sheep into the yard, Scarface and his accomplices looked at each other and smiled.
Got the fat sheep.
"The harvest today is not bad, I will sell it for a good price soon, and the brothers will have a big meal."
"After changing the money, let's do some tricks first and get back what we lost in the first two days."
"If the fat sheep is sold for money, what should the shepherd do? Kill it or maim it?"
"If you want to die, you know how to kill. You are a bunch of brainless people. Where is this place? Shazhen! A place where three religions and nine streams gather, and everything that breathes is money! This sheepherder has a handsome face, and the third brother of the Luo family must be sure.
If you like it, you might be able to get more money than a sheep."
"Brother Dao is right, this guy looks like Brother Rabbit material at first glance, hehehehe."
Several men blocked the door, discussing their next plan, without turning their backs on Yunji.
In their view, the young shepherd had already entered the tiger's mouth anyway, and now he couldn't escape even if he wanted to.
The leader, Scarface Brother Dao, was very proud after coming up with the idea and motioned to a friend who had raised cattle and sheep to inspect the goods.
"What is Brother Rabbit?" Yunji asked with curiosity on his face.
"Brother Rabbit, you are a blessed young master. If you meet us, you will be considered lucky. I will send you to be Brother Rabbit soon." Scarface spoke in a strange and sinister manner, causing several other people to laugh strangely.
At this time, the guy who was checking the sheep said in surprise: "The sheep are pretty good! The hair is so long and the meat is thick. They must be valuable. But the sheep's teeth are a bit strange, they are pointed..."
"You are blind, do sheep have sharp teeth?"
"You think you're a long-haired lion with sharp teeth."
"In front of Brother Dao, even a lion will be sold to him."
A few strong men were laughing loudly, but the guy who was watching the sheep began to have trembling legs.
"No, not fangs...yes, fangs!"
"What's that look and fangs?" Scarface stepped forward suspiciously and opened the mouth of a sheep, and sure enough he saw that the sheep's mouth was covered with terrifying fangs.
The atmosphere in the courtyard solidified instantly.
Scarface's movements seemed to be frozen, holding the sheep's head, motionless.
Gulu, the sound of swallowing saliva was heard.
Scarface's expression twisted, and he slowly put down the sheep's head, as gently as coaxing a baby to sleep.
"Good sheep, good sheep..."
Scarface struggled to put on a fake smile that couldn't be more fake, and moved his lead-like feet to walk out. Several other people also hunched their necks and planned to run away.
"Where are you going, everyone, where are the beautiful dancers?"
Yunji found a tree stump and sat down, looking at the few people expectantly.
"Dancer..." Scarface smiled and said mournfully: "The dancer is not at home, she may have gone out. If you wait a little longer, I won't accompany you. Say goodbye, say goodbye."
If a sheep has fangs, it must be a monster. This swordsman has been living in a desert town for some years. He doesn't have much ability, but he still has good eyesight.
Being able to drive a group of sheep demons into the town shows that the young man in front of him is definitely not taking it easy. Scarface cursed himself in his heart, why didn't he take a closer look at the sheep first? If he had known that it was a ruthless person driving the demons away, he wouldn't have been able to hide in time.
How dare you attack others?
"I don't see the dancers as a source of fun. I don't have a good temper. I get angry when I get dissatisfied. I kill people when I get angry. What should I do?" Yunji looked very embarrassed.
"I can't let you down!" Scarface said quickly: "The dancer is not at home, so we will dance for you! To be honest, we are male dancers and we can dance very well."
As he spoke, Scarface began to twist first. Several others were stunned and hurriedly followed suit.
In the desolate yard, a few tall and thick men twisted their waists, stepped randomly, and smiled flatteringly, like a group of demons dancing.
The leader, Scarface, worked the hardest, twisting and turning, throwing away his shirt, and looking like a baboon with his guard hair exposed.
They have brought it upon themselves and have kicked the iron plate, so they can only use their own methods to appease the other party's anger.
After twisting and turning for a long time, several people were so tired that they were sweating profusely and looked at each other in embarrassment.
Yunji saw it freshly and took a beat.
The beat kept going, and several of the men didn't dare to stop. When they couldn't dance anymore, they just lay on the ground and twisted around.
Let’s also talk about Scarface, this guy must have watched the dancers dance a lot, and he learned quite a lot. He is also a practitioner. Sometimes a fairy comes to guide him, sometimes a monkey comes to steal peaches, and he persists the longest.
The beat finally stopped, and several men stood up and bowed, almost kneeling down to beg for mercy.
"It's a pretty good dance. There's nothing wrong with it except for being a little nauseous. Especially the monkey stealing peach trick, it's so profound. Come on, you guys continue to perform the monkey stealing peach trick."
Yunji dragged his chin with one hand and gave advice to several people, looking like a spectator.
Several strong men were stunned for a moment, and then started discussing.
"Why did you steal it? Who stole it from whom?"
"It's your turn to steal, otherwise who can bear it?"
"No, my peach isn't ripe yet."
"Don't talk nonsense. I'm going to steal your peaches. If anyone dares to fight back, they won't be able to live in the town anymore!"
"Brother Dao, please be gentle, you can't help but steal the peaches, be careful not to damage them..."
Several strong men were squirming and shivering, but they did not dare to disobey Scarface. As the performance continued, high and low wails came from the yard. After a while, they all squatted aside, frowning and glaring.
snort.
Scarface really worked hard and ran up to Yun Ji, trying to please him: "All the peaches are gone. I, the little monkey, stole them all. Hey, do you think we can leave?"
Scarface knew how to survive, and he was thick-skinned. He planned to say as many nice words as possible and then stay away from the young man in front of him.
"Stealed them all? No, there are still peaches left."
Seeing Yunji's innocent smile, Scarface shivered all over, and then he heard Yunji continue: "Monkeys, hurry up and steal the last peach. You can leave after stealing it. You are not allowed to hide."
, you will die if you hide."
"Don't worry, I won't hide, I won't hide... Ouch, Ermazi, please be gentle... Oops! Ouch! Ouch! Hiss!"
Not long after, several men fled from the small courtyard without daring to look back. They walked with pigeon-toed posture and took a few steps to get a breath of air-conditioning.
They were still doing well, but the scarred face was lying in the yard at the moment, covering his crotch with his hands and covered in cold sweat.
"Brother Rabbit, right? How happy is the young master who enjoys happiness?"
Yun Jiji, who was sitting on the tree stump, asked calmly, smiling and looking very kind.
"Misunderstanding, it's a misunderstanding..."
The scar-faced man raised his head and grinned and explained: "Actually, I want to be Brother Rabbit, but I'm afraid that others won't want me. You are a very brave and masculine young man, and such a low-level job is really not suitable for you."
Yunji looked at Scar's face and asked curiously: "In this town, anyone who can breathe can be sold for money?"
"Yes! I can sell chickens, ducks, cattle, sheep, monsters, monsters, humans or animals, as long as they are alive."
Scarface forced himself to get up and swore in front of Yunji that he was trying his best to prove his worth, otherwise it would be doubtful whether he would be able to walk out of this door today.
"In that case, how much is your life worth?"
Chapter completed!