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Chapter 119 Li Shiyu Tells Jokes

"Ding~ You have obtained the equipment [Lotus Wood Staff]!"

After Li Shiyu gave the level 20 black iron weapon to Xue Qiu, she asked: "Xue Qiu, how much attack power is your?"

"It's more than one thousand. It's not even one thousand."

"Where is Qi and Blood?"

"Three thousand nine!"

"Where is the defense?"

“Three hundred and five!”

“…”

Whatever Li Shiyu asked, Xue Qiu answered, but the truthful Xue Qiu was exchanged for Li Shiyu's words "really perverted".

Xue Qiu was speechless, thinking that she didn't even look at what equipment she was wearing now.

The armor has five pieces of 30-level black iron armor, jewelry, a 20-level black iron ring, and a 28-level black iron necklace. Except for the earrings that are empty, I can be said to be wearing a magical outfit of the current stage.

In addition, I have been in the hidden profession of [Yulong], and the bonus of taking power is quite high. Isn’t it normal to have these attributes?

——

"Your skills are so cool!" Li Shiyu said again. "I won't talk about that ripples and shock. It was exploded from your A-level mission and the last stone boss? This skill is too unsolvable. It is also permanently activated? There are also your other skills, whether it is the straight, the ring, or the last surprise attack, it is simply cool, and there is a faint shadow of a dragon..."

"Haha, my profession is called Dragon Lord!" Xue Qiu smiled. "Although I'm called the Dragon Domain Keeper now, my hidden profession is related to dragons. Isn't it normal to have some dragon patterns and shadows!"

"Abnormal." Li Shiyu muttered.

Xue Qiu: "You've been enough, you've said it several times! Perverts are a swear word!"

Li Shiyu: “…”

"I'm praising you for being amazing."

Xue Qiu was speechless. "I can't hear it!"

Li Shiyu then laughed: "That's because you're stupid~ I've left, after fighting the Flame Valley, see if there are any tasks to take over."

——

"Ding~ Your team has passed the Flame Valley, you have obtained experience points +..."

"Ding~ You have obtained [No Expensive Card] x2!"

"Ding~ You have successfully unlocked the 3-star difficulty!"

“—”

After hearing some tips, Xue Qiu said: "Give me the guilt-free card, I'll give you all the pet seal card, okay?"

When they left Yanshan Mountain together and walked towards a higher level of Lianji, Xue Qiu and Li Shiyu discussed: "If you want to catch pets, I often encounter PKs, and each one gets what they get!"

Li Shiyu nodded. "I have five exemption cards, how many pet seal cards do you have?"

"Uh...three!" Xue Qiu said.

Last night, I took Mengying Yanyan to play an independent copy with one star difficulty, and only one was given. Today, I got two stars, which is three. The pet seal cards I got before were given to Li Shiyu.

"Then I'm losing money?" Li Shiyu smiled with a smile on her lips.

Xue Qiu: “…”

Knowing that Li Shiyu was joking, Xue Qiu said, "I owe you two."

"Why will you pay it back then?"

"What do you want to pay for the meat?" Xue Qiu said speechlessly.

"How much does your meat cost? Not as good as pork. Pork is 40 yuan per pound. Can you compare to pigs?"

"It's too much!"

"Hahaha……"

——

"Ding~ You have entered the "Fengling Mountain" situation! Please be careful~"

While chatting, Xue Qiu and Li Shiyu exchanged cards. With the prompt from the game elves, Xue Qiu and Li Shiyu stopped.

"Look at if there are any good tasks here. Where there are prompts, they are leveling grounds, and there should be NPCs!" Xue Qiu said.

Li Shiyu nodded and asked, "Do you look for it separately?"

Xue Qiugang wanted to say something, but Li Shiyu said again: "No, I saw npc."

Seeing Li Shiyu walking towards one direction, Xue Qiu squinted his eyes and looked carefully, "Where? Why didn't he see it?"

"You're blind!"

"If you don't complain, I will die, will you?"

"Um."

——

Xue Qiu was helpless. Li Shiyu was more and more fond of complaining about herself. I really don’t know what he thought. Is she worth complaining about herself?

Following Li Shiyu and approaching, Xue Qiu found that an NPC in green clothes and cuckolded head was lying on the grass. Xue Qiu was speechless. No wonder he didn't see it. Not to mention how tasteful the NPC clothes, especially the hat, were. He was just wearing green clothes and lying on the grass, just like wearing a good-looking suit. It was really hard to find if he didn't look carefully.

"You can see this clearly, you are so awesome."

"The color blindness mode is very obvious. I have color blindness!" Li Shiyu said with a lip voice.

Xue Qiu was stunned and then asked: "Is it true or false?"

"Really! Is it good for me to lie to you? I'm a little blue-green blind! In my opinion, there is still a clear gap between this npc and the grass."

"So that's why you often use red lights as green lights? How did you get your driver's license!"

"There is no vision test for the driver's license test. Also, who said I often regard the red light as the green light? Get out of here, you complain about my driving skills every day?" Li Shiyu said speechlessly.

Xue Qiu: “…”

She couldn't stand it when she complained about her, so why didn't she say so many of her complained about herself?

Humph~ Women are all big pig's hooves~

——

The name of npc is "Falcon-Hydroita". After Xue Qiu walked over, he had a conversation with him. "Hello, what are you doing?"

"Shh--" The npc made a ban on Xue Qiu's voice, and then compared the sky.

Xue Qiu was stunned, for a moment of uncertainty, and there were many eagles hovering in the sky. What does this npc mean?

Li Shiyu suddenly laughed, and then she couldn't stop and kept chuckling.

"What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? This is?" Xue Qiu asked.

"No, the npc action reminded me of a joke. Hahaha..." Li Shiyu's smile never stopped, her face was like a blooming flower, so beautiful.

"What a joke!"

"Let me tell you, I'm telling you that there is a farmer who raised chickens. Seeing that the chickens he raised are getting lower and lower, he tried all the ways. Later, he finally decided to buy a breeder. He thought that in this way, the little hens can lay more eggs and hatch more chickens. As expected, the breeder was very majestic. Half a month later, the farmer really had a lot more chickens and eggs, and the yield increased a lot. But the breeder I bought didn't feel happy, it was not satisfied with the little hens. One day, the farmer found that the breeder was lying on the grass, motionless, just like he was dead. The farmer went over and asked it strangely, "What's wrong with you?" The breeder suddenly made a booing move, and then pointed to the sky and said: Shu, don't talk, I'm pretending to die, I'm going to trick the eagle down, I want to get on the eagle!" Li Shiyu laughed.

Xue Qiu: “…”

"Does this npc move look like that breeder? Hahaha..."

Xue Qiu: “…”
Chapter completed!
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