The content of the second issue cannot be blatantly written about Xuan x Sect, otherwise readers will definitely misunderstand that Fang Ark is deliberately targeting Xuan Ji Sect, which is not good.

So this time Fang Ark wrote the title of the headlines of today's headlines written by Erwa is "Shocked, an elder named He actually ran naked in the sect with his shorts on his head late at night. Is this a distortion of human nature or a decay of morality behind it?"

The whistleblower is still Ms. Li Ruyu, who is unwilling to be named. She was punished to go to the gate for revealing the private matters between the elder Gao and the sect leader last time. When she got up in the middle of the night, she saw the performance of the elder surnamed He.

Ms. Li Ruyu also judged that the personal life of the elder surnamed He was very rich and colorful based on the body shape and color of the grapes.

Listening to Fang Ark's oral narration, the gourd kids all have a sense of excitement of spying on secrets.

As the saying goes, there are countless times when there are the first time. The first time they hear such private matters, they will be very worried, and they are afraid that they will offend people if they write them out. The second time they will be much less worried.

Instead, the fire of the gossip burns.

I didn’t expect that the sects of these immortal cultivators were so dirty and dirty. It seems that we monsters have seen too few worlds.

After dictating the news, Fang Ark began to tell jokes. With the experience of the last time, the Calabash kids were all mentally prepared this time.

Then he laughed like a dog again.

Fang Zhou ignored them and finished the joke in one breath. He said to Cheng Xing, who was almost breathless, "You can also tell me any jokes you have heard before. If it is interesting, you can put them in the newspaper."

"Really?"

Cheng Xing lit up his eyes, put his hands beside his mouth and coughed, and said seriously: "Then I will tell you a very, very funny joke. Don't be laughed until your stomach hurts after listening to it."

Fang Ark nodded calmly and asked her to speak out.

Cheng Xing took a deep breath and told the joke she thought was the funny: "There was a wife who lost her husband. She was fond of her husband and had a child during the funeral. The monks and Taoists each competed for his bones and blood. After a long time, the son grew older after the child was born. When people asked him, the son replied, "I was born by the monk." The Taoist angrily said, "How can I see it?" The son said, "I was in the mother's womb, and I saw the monks coming in and out, and I have never seen you Taoist priest."

"Hahaha!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Cheng Xing laughed in a panic with other gourd kids, and tears were almost bursting out.

Although she has said this joke many times, it is so funny every time she says it.

Fang Ark looked at her expressionlessly.

As he smiled, Cheng Xing's smile gradually disappeared: "Isn't it funny?"

Fang Ark thought for a while and said, "It's normal."

This joke is indeed good. I didn’t expect Erwa is also an old Si Ji. No wonder he can understand the connotation joke he said before in seconds.

But Ark had been baptized by jokes and jokes from countless silly netizens in his previous life. The joke was as high as Mount Everest, and this joke could not even hit his laughter.

After listening to it, I only have two words in my mind.

That's it?

Seeing Fang Ark not interested, Cheng Xing said oh, revealing a clear look of loss. She didn't expect that the joke she had collected could not make Fang Ark laugh, full of frustration.

Fang Ark looked at her disappointed look and suddenly said, "Let's write it to the newspaper."

Cheng Xing was stunned and then showed a surprise expression: "Really?"

Ark nodded: "It's average to me, but others will definitely find it funny."

"Yeah, that's great!"

Cheng Xing jumped up excitedly, and even opened her hands and hugged Fang Ark hard, then turned her head to cheer to the sisters.

As a monster, Cheng Xing’s hope is to write her own book. Although this goal seems hopeless, it is also a good thing to be happy about to be able to leave her own works in the newspaper.

The other gourd kids were also happy for the orange apricot and gathered together and chattered and smiled.

Although these seven gourd babies are very powerful, their minds and IQs are still like children who have not grown up. They can smile from the bottom of their hearts with a little harvest.

Fang Ark watched from the side and couldn't help but sigh.

It's so big.

I posted the joke about Cheng Xing not to win her favor. Although there are some reasons for this, it is so rare that it is so big and not obvious from the outside.

This newspaper will take at least one month to run. If it goes well, it may even take root in the Tianjian Sect in the future.

At normal times, there is not so much real stuff to be paid by Ark alone. Novels are easy, so just having a few real scenes, but news and jokes need freshness.

Even if you write it, you have to rely on knowledge reserves, otherwise you will not be able to write it out at all.

This is also the reason why he only needs to release an issue in two days.

In order to avoid being hollowed out, Fang Ark had to work together. The joke about the Orange Apricot was just the first step. Next, he had to do a paid essay contest. This move not only strengthens the exchange of the Daily News of Wangyue, but also uses the wisdom of the masses.

After telling the joke, Fang Ark will start updating the "Young Man Bai Jie".

Except for Xiaoqi and Xiaoliu who were not very interested, the remaining five gourd kids were all sitting upright with a serious expression.

I don’t know, but when I saw this scene, I thought they were listening to some advanced theory and academic studies.

When Fang Ark finished speaking several chapters of "Young Man Bai Jie", the gourd babies all showed expressions of unsatisfactory expressions.

But the ark did not stop, but opened a new pit. Although the gourd kids were surprised, they were more expectant. Only one novel could not satisfy their strong curiosity.

The name of the new novel is "Guardian Qin".

The second novel is not because Fang Ark has a hobby of digging holes, but because "Young Man Bai Jie" may not be liked by everyone, so I will also serialize another article "Guardian Qin" to cover more readers' preferences.

Moreover, the "Guardian Qin" is not a medium-length article, but a short story. It can be completed after a few episodes of serialization, so that it will not occupy the page for a long time and make people feel bored.

Fang Ark decided that this will be the format in the future, and updated medium and long stories at the same time. Medium and long stories can be used to cultivate readers' habits of reading, and short stories can improve freshness.

When Fang Ark finished saying "Guardian Qin", he felt that the air had become wet and had a very obvious sweet smell.

Fang Ark's nose was shining by Ling Xiaoyue, and this aura could not be hidden from him.

But the five gourd babies all had flushed cheeks and heavy breathing. I don’t know who the breath is like this, maybe each of them will have a share.

After dictating the content, Fang Ark added another essay advertisement and then started with Cheng Xing to type out the content.

With several sets of movable type printing tools made by the Calabash kids, the efficiency has been greatly improved. This time, it has been printed 2,000 pieces, but it only took one-third of the time it was the last time.

After finishing the production of the second phase, Fang Ark continued to draw a big cake for the gourd kids, promising bonuses at the end of the month and year-end bonuses, paid leave, etc., and then left the gourd space.

As soon as Fang Ark left, the gourd kids gathered together immediately and sent Xiaoqi and Xiaoliu aside. The five sisters took out the second issue of the newspaper.

Amid the sound of Lang Lang's reading of the orange apricot, the learning meeting began again.
Chapter completed!