Chapter 0972 fragrant if smelly
"Brother Wu Qifan, don't be upset when I told you." Director Qiande suddenly had a stern face.
"But it's okay." Wu Fan said, thinking to himself, were these two people pretending just now, and now they showed their true colors.
"Little brother, please forgive me. I can't play the role of King Xi Chu. I will revenge you. If you pinch the broken cup, I will deprive your male lead." Qian De's face was very serious.
"Hahahahahaha." Wu Fan actually burst into laughter at this time. This man named Qian is really an interesting person. No matter from any perspective, it is impossible to use the role of being unable to show the post. First of all, it is a dumb person with a sloppy figure and no heroic spirit. Moreover, his thin figure is not the kind of strong man. Even if Wu Fan is invited, Wu Fan is self-aware and will not participate in the performance. If there is a subversive version of the King of Western Chu and the funny King of Western Chu, Wu Fan will still go. This is a serious historical subject and no spoof is allowed.
"The King of Western Chu, lifting a tripod to spread the mountains, with a heroic spirit, and extraordinary spirit. How could a naughty boy like me be able to perform? Director Qian is indeed an interesting person, but since I blame your cup, I will compensate you." Wu Hantong actually took out a completely identical cup, and it was new, with the two big words Qiande engraved on it.
"It's really like it, it's just my cup." Chand took the cup and looked at it carefully.
He really didn't expect that the cup of the same style as him could be found in the world. Because his cup is customized, it is an absolutely limited edition product, and it is made of a very special material.
When he opened the cup, he was surprised that it was completely the material of his cup.
"Thank you little brother, you're intent." Qiande shook his head and sighed.
A cup like his is not a matter of money. He has been with him for more than ten years. He is a nostalgic person. He has become accustomed to his cup. When he saw that his cup was pinched, his heart was broken. The quilt accompanied him through sadness, joy, and through joy. He drank water, drinking wine, and even smashed people with it during fights. The cup and his feelings were self-evident.
Now that he saw an exact cup, the boy brought him more touching.
"I'm 53 years old this year. Brother, please call me Brother Qian in the future. Brother will remember your friendship in my heart. I'll drink three cups of myself." Qian De picked up the bottle and poured it into the wine, and drank three cups in a row.
"Brother Qian, I'll accompany you." Wu Fan finally drank three glasses of wine in a row.
"It's so refreshing, I'll accompany you too." Tang Daxiang also drank three cups.
I was half drunk and I started talking too much.
"I said Brother Tang, why did you name a woman?" Wu Fan knew that the name was his stage name, and it was definitely not the name of his parents, so Wu Fan was not afraid of asking this question, so he was not afraid of any taboos. If you don't know a person, it would be quite impolite when you question his name, and that would be disrespectful to his parents. After Wu Fan learned about the situation, there was no problem with asking this question.
"The great hero is to steal jade and incense? So is it called Daxiang?" Shiqi felt that Wu Fan was a little too much and hurriedly added it next to her.
"Brother, this is why you are ignorant. If you are brother, you have to criticize you." Qian De said. Tang Daxiang smiled beside him and didn't explain anything.
"I would like to hear it carefully." Wu Fan said.
"You have heard of great courage as if it is timid, defecation as if it is dull, great wisdom as if it is foolish, and great clearness as if it is turbid," Qian De said.
"Even if I am a poor student, I have heard some of these idioms. I wonder what does Daxiang have to do with this?" Wu Fan said in confusion.
"You young people have a good nose. Smell it. Do you feel any smell?" Chand said, with an evil smile on his face.
In fact, Wu Fan had already smelled a strange smell, with a smell mixed in the fishy smell.
Shiqi also smelled a faint fishy smell mixed with fragrance, but he didn't know what it smelled, it was obviously emitted from Tang Daxiang.
"You know what's going on with body odor, right?"
Wu Fan: “…”
Shiqi: "…"
The two of them were stunned. Could it be that he was talking about Tang Daxiang's body odor?
"Hahaha, it's not bad. Body odor is difficult to treat. I insist on taking a bath every day, but sweating comes out within half an hour, especially in that place. Every time I go out, it smells a little. But I was born to like making friends. Those people don't stay away from me because of the odor on my body, but like to be with me, talk about everything, talk about the past and the present, and talk about the mountains and bastards. So others say that my big fragrance is like smelly, and over time I have this muddle name, called Tang Daxiang." Tang Daxiang explained himself.
"In fact, this guy sprayed a lot of perfume every day to cover up his fishy smell, so you must have smelled the fragrance just now." Chandler added from the side.
"Hahahahaha, it's really interesting. I originally wanted to help you cure your stench. If you say this, I won't have to take action. The big fragrance is as smelly as it smells great. If I cure your disease, wouldn't it be a great sin?" Wu Fan teased.
"I said, brother, aren't you kidding me? How many famous doctors have I hired here? I haven't even been able to undergo laser surgery abroad. How can you treat it?" Tang Daxiang said. He just thought the boy was interesting and didn't have much hope, but what he didn't expect was that Wu Fan's expression became serious.
"I can definitely treat it, but I really can't. This is the sign on my elder brother. If this sign is really removed, it will be imperfect." Wu Fan said. Of course, he could use ancient doctor Zhang Zhongjing, or the miracle doctor Hua Tuo. The miracle doctor Hua Tuo has helped many people treat body odor. If Wu Fan uses it and grabs some Chinese medicine in the system, he can cure his body odor.
"Hehe, if I can cure my brother's body odor, it will be a merit. Every night, your sister-in-law refuses me thousands of miles away. He admires my talent and rejects my body. I am almost collapsed. Hurry up and cure it for me." Tang Daxiang laughed. He felt that Wu Fan was not joking, and he would definitely cure him. Although they met for the first time, he still trusted this young man very much. Just look at his wine just now. This person is reliable and very reliable.
Wu Fan spent 288yy in the system and bought a body odor cream and gave it to Tang Daxiang.
"Do you carry medicine with you?"
"I also have body odor, so of course I have to bring a few medicines."
Wu Fan didn't even blink when he lied, and he looked very sincere. This is a skill that has been practiced for a long time and has been developed. Even a lie detector is useless.
"Brother Tang doesn't believe it? Try it now."
Tang Daxiang was not polite, and directly opened the medicine umbrella and applied it under his armpits.
Then continue to drink and continue to eat and drink. A pot of abalone and half a pot of shrimps, and most of the crabs are eaten.
"Does your medicine work?" Shiqi muttered beside her.
"I don't know either. You'll know if you smell it later." Wu Fanxiaosheng said with Shi Qi's ears lying on his face.
"Bang, crack, crack, crack, crack, bang."
Suddenly the whole house was shaking, the pillars between the houses cracked, and a large truck rushed towards this side at full speed.
Chapter completed!