Chapter 1802 P-picture software is too deceptive(1/2)
"It's not funny, it's not funny, but in the final analysis, the Photoshop software is too deceptive!"
Jiang Motian pinched her thigh and tried to calm herself down.
And her words made Wei Yangyang feel the same.
She was deceived and said viciously: "Next time you go on a blind date, use anti-pornography software to check the photos first."
"Still going on a blind date? I thought you would give up."
Wei Yangyang shook his finger and said seriously: "Although the first experience was very unpleasant, I can't stop eating because of choking. Besides, I don't believe that I will always be so unlucky!"
Looking at Wei Yangyang's state, he is unwilling to give up until he hits the wall.
And her insistence seemed to deviate a little from the original purpose.
It's very much like being true to yourself.
Jiang Motian was worried that this woman would get into trouble and do something unreliable, so she volunteered, "Why don't I help you introduce her?"
"Okay, do you have any photos? Show them to me!"
Jiang Motian took out her mobile phone...
After flipping through the photo album, I remembered that she had only returned to China for a relatively short period of time and had not met any high-quality boys yet.
The only one I knew became my boyfriend...
Jiang Motian put down her phone and changed her approach:
"I'll ask my mother and my beloved aunts. The elders will definitely have more resources, and many of them have watched them grow up, so they are guaranteed!"
Wei Yangyang nodded repeatedly, feeling that this idea was very reliable.
"What about you, what do you want from a man?"
Wei Yangyang said without hesitation: "You must be handsome!"
"anything else?"
"And...oh, eight-pack abs, mermaid line, vest line, honeycomb waist!"
Oh, with such a figure, just thinking about it can make people fascinated!
Wei Yangyang held his face, a little shy.
But Jiang Motian was speechless. She sighed: "I can find you a fitness coach."
"That won't work. That kind of figure is too strong. I like the kind that makes you look thin when you are wearing clothes, and the kind that makes you look fat when you are undressing."
"Your request is a bit overwhelming. Under normal circumstances, who knows what your figure looks like under clothes."
this……
Wei Yangyang sighed and murmured: "That's right, no serious person can see other people taking off their clothes."
Jiang Motian nodded in agreement.
But at this moment, a figure flashed in her mind.
The man stood on the edge of the swimming pool and jumped into the water with a slight jump, like a flying fish.
The water splashed, and the strong figure was looming in the water...
After the recollection was over, Jiang Motian immediately said: "My eldest brother meets your requirements very well!"
Big brother?
Li Xingyan!
Wei Yangyang's face turned pale!
Seeing this, Jiang Motian quickly said: "Don't worry, I will definitely not push you into the fire pit, just to give you an example!"
Although I am giving an example, it is too scary!
Wei Yangyang let out a long breath.
I took another bite of beef jerky to calm down my shock.
Then he said: "I can't even imagine what your brother looks like without his suit. I feel it is blasphemy to him!"
Blasphemy?
This woman really knows how to describe it!
Jiang Motian shook his head helplessly.
Then he said: "You have had too little contact with him. In fact, he doesn't like wearing suits very much."
"Thank you, I'd better have less contact with him!"
Wei Yangyang is serious.
As soon as she saw Li Xingyan, she felt uncomfortable all over.
I wish I could never have contact with him again in this life.
She couldn't imagine how terrible it would be to live with such a person!
It will probably be short lived!
Wait, why are you thinking about this? Are you trying to scare yourself?
Wei Yangyang quickly shook his head vigorously, trying to shake off those terrible and incredible assumptions.
Seeing her being so evasive, Jiang Motian couldn't help but say something for her brother: "My brother also has some shining points."
Wei Yangyang admitted this.
Let’s not talk about it far away, but it happened recently: “Your brother has never mentioned my embarrassing incident to you.”
"Yes, he doesn't like to gossip."
"It's okay if you don't like it, it's just what I want."
This is not the only advantage of Li Xingyan.
Jiang Motian opened her mouth to introduce him again.
But... even if she said it, Wei Yangyang probably wouldn't listen.
I'm afraid it's easy to get scared.
Helpless, Jiang Motian could only give up with regret.
But her little mind quickly thought of another thing.
She touched Wei Yangyang with her elbow and asked with a smile: "You were dressed so beautifully that day. Did my brother's eyes shine when he looked at you?"
Wei Yangyang was only worried about feeling sad at the time, so he was not in the mood to observe Li Xingyan.
besides……
"He has seen many beauties. Is he interested in anyone?"
This confused Jiang Motian.
She touched her chin with her finger and recalled carefully.
It seems...no.
Alas, what a sad answer.
Jiang Motian couldn't help but sigh: "I really hope he can meet someone who can make his eyes shine!"
"Why are you so urgent?"
"Because I hope that my brother can marry the person he likes, instead of just finding someone to get married to in order to complete the task. In that case, he will be irresponsible to himself and also cheat other girls."
Jiang Motian's words make sense.
But……
Wei Yangyang shrugged and said, "This kind of thing is beyond your control."
"Indeed, that's why I'm more worried."
"But what you should worry about most is the girl who is going to marry your brother. If you dare to marry your brother, then you are the real warrior!"
Wei Yangyang said and gave a thumbs up.
Jiang Motian knew she was joking, so he followed suit and said, "Then do you want to be this warrior?"
"I don't want to! I can't do it, don't think about me, don't get involved!!"
Wei Yangyang was so excited that he refused harshly.
And her reaction made Jiang Motian laugh.
Jiang Motian felt that she had become bad.
She knew that Wei Yangyang would be scared, but she actually wanted to provoke him.
He really deserved to be beaten by Wei Yangyang.
To be continued...