Chapter 116: Don't Eat My Brother
Besides, Li Fei and Wen Tenglan entered the bamboo garden hand in hand and wandered around. The school beauty of Wen University soon felt a little tired. The two of them found a leisurely long wooden chair and sat down. Wen Tenglan was leaning against Li Fei like a bird, snuggling beside Li Fei, just like Li Fei's girlfriend.
"Li Fei, those people seemed to be hostile to you just now, so don't mess with them."
"Hehe, don't worry, do you think I'll be afraid of them with my strength? Actually, I've hit him a few times just now, and I almost hit him once every time. Do you believe it?"
"Believe it, of course I believe in your strength."
Wen Tenglan said this and smiled with satisfaction, just like a woman saying love words to her man. This scene made Li Fei a little uneasy. Of course, in fact, if the school beauties of Wen University were seducing/inducing someone, there seemed to be nothing wrong. After all, Wen Tenglan did admire Li Fei from the bottom of her heart. She also witnessed with her own eyes how Li Fei taught Qin Shousheng and his younger brothers a lesson. It can be described in two words: handsome!
Li Fei also felt that the school beauty was feeling a little abnormal about him, so she quickly changed the topic and said, "Well, that time is precious, let's start now."
Li Fei's words seemed unintentional, but if others heard them, they would definitely think that he was going to do something bad with the school beauty secretly!
Wen Tenglan naturally felt another meaning in her words and smiled and said, "Li Fei, your Chinese language is so profound."
"Hehe, that's that, so I said, it's not easy for you to learn Chinese well!"
"I listen to the meaning of your words, it seems like you are quite talented!"
"Of course, even if I can't read a lot of books, I'm at least talented, at least I know astronomy and geography!"
"Wow, you are all-round and talented in civil and military affairs, you are really great!" Wen Tenglan praised, and then changed the subject, "It just so happened that I encountered a few words I didn't recognize during my studies. Please explain what these words mean? Why can't I understand so many of them?"
Wen Tenglan said as she took out her cell phone and opened the WeChat interface casually. However, the next second, the few lines of words displayed on the screen made Li Fei completely speechless: apricot, tapir, buzzard, clam, croaker, oxide, tits, feast, thirst, thief, weekly, croaker, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech, leech...
Wen Tenglan handed the phone to Li Fei, "Please help me see, how should you pronounce these words?"
Li Fei was speechless, trembling with his mouth wide open for a long time, but he didn't read a word. I'm sorry, someone was boasting about his talent, reading a lot of books, knowing astronomy and geography, and so on. Now, as soon as he turned around, he started to slap his face. Oh, can he make friends happily?
Wen Tenglan smiled, smiling innocently, and did not seem to deliberately prank people. "Actually, these are just jokes shared in WeChat Moments. There is no other meaning. They are all strange words that are not common in the dictionary. Actually, I don't know them either. I only know the last two words, and I don't know the others, so it's normal for you to not understand them!"
"Oh, it turns out that you only know how to eat/shit, you can't do anything else!"
Wen Tenglan smiled, making her smile tremble all over, as if she was infected with a virus, but the school beauty seemed to have thought of something again, waved her hand and said, "Don't get me wrong, I don't want to scold you deliberately!"
Damn, I said it wasn't intentional. I suspect you were just cursing people on purpose, okay? But who told me that I had no immunity to face beauty? I knew it was a trap, but I jumped down automatically.
Wen Tenglan smiled so hard that her saliva flowed out, and finally stopped her smile desperately: "WeChat is so fun. Look, there is another joke here, but I can't understand it. Can you help me understand what's going on?"
"Damn, it's another cold joke!"
"I don't know! Look!" Wen Tenglan slid the screen of her phone and found a large passage of text: It was said that my cousin, who was just over five years old, came to my house as a guest. Before going to bed, I helped him take a shower. At this moment, the phone on the table rang. It turned out that it was called by my girlfriend, and both hands were bubbled, so I pressed hands-free!
"Hey! What's the matter? I'm busy!"
"Dear, what are you busy with?"
"I'm bathing my little brother now..."
But at this moment, my girlfriend suddenly laughed, and then said in a strange tone: "Wash it clean! I'll go to your house later and I'll eat..."
Is it okay to turn on the handset free phone? Now my little cousin who just turned five years old was so scared that he cried...
Li Fei immediately understood it instantly! Damn this is obviously a dirty joke! What does the school beauty of Wenda want to do? Is she going to tutor on Chinese? Isn't she teasing herself? However, Li Fei stared at Wen Tenglan for a moment and found that her pure and flawless eyes were staring at her, which made people's heart beat, but her eyes were full of sincerity and confusion, and it seemed that she was not deliberately teasing her.
Oh, I understand. It turns out that this girl is from an island country. Although her thoughts are open, the characteristic of Chinese is subtle! So it is normal for her to not understand.
So Li Fei had to ask, "What can you understand?"
"Well, why does his girlfriend want to eat his younger brother? She is a five-year-old young master. Is she a monster?"
"No, she is not a monster, but a little fairy."
If it were a Chinese girl, I should understand it in seconds! Especially those corrupt girls, they must have a very life experience! But Li Fei still didn't tell the truth. I really want to tell you directly, a silly girl! This brother is not that brother! Oh, I really don't understand, is this school beauties really confused or fake? Do you really don't understand the true connotation of this joke?
Wen Tenglan was a little helpless, "Dear Li, I still don't quite understand what your younger brother meant?"
Well, it seems that it is indeed difficult to explain clearly, "Well, Lanlan, do you have a boyfriend?"
"Not yet." Wen Tenglan looked at Li Fei, and her eyes suddenly felt rippling. It seemed that both of them had something in their words. As they were talking, they became ambiguous. "Fei, why did you suddenly ask about this?"
"Oh, nothing, I'll understand that joke when you have a boyfriend in the future."
"How about you be my boyfriend, I want to see what's going on now..." The school beauty of Wenda University was full of anticipation.
"No." Li Fei suddenly smiled evilly, "I'm afraid you will eat me... little brother."
"Do you have a younger brother, too?"
"This...well, can you change the topic? Why don't we continue to tutor, and are there any words you don't understand?"
"Well, yes, you can take a look at these..."
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Chapter completed!