Chapter 79 Banquet
Shaking his head hard, Fang Zheng reminded himself: Grandson, pretend to be grandson!
Fang Zheng smiled bitterly and said, "Forget it, the emperor scolded me today. From now on, I will pretend to be a grandson. Anyway, I have not suffered any loss. That kid is still lying on the bed, and he is much worse than me."
The fat man said seriously: "Brother Fang, my father is right. It is indeed not advisable to make a grudge with Shangshu Pan at this time. Shangshu Pan is in charge of the Ministry of Personnel in the court. Half of the officials in the world come from his subordinates. Moreover, he has been in the court for decades and has great power. Even my father has to respect him three points. With your own strength, you may not be able to beat him."
Fang Zheng smiled and thought to himself, your father had told me a long time ago that my buddy would not interfere in this matter. In the near future, your father would personally go on stage to fight the old guy. As for me, at most I would cheer and shout a few times next to me. - It’s okay to sing Cantonese songs to cheer up.
"Hey, don't mention that old guy when you drink, it's a shame! Tell me something happy." Fang Zheng said.
The fat man smiled and said, "I'm happy about it. I heard from my father that a military newspaper came from the north last night, and the Turks had an internal strife. Haha."
Fang Zheng curled his lips: "Tsk! What's the expectation? What's there to be happy about?"
The fat man smiled and said, "Listen to me. After General Feng withdrew from the border, the Turkic Khan rushed back. After entering the grassland without saying a word, he raised his troops and launched an attack on his younger brother Mochuo, without even giving him a chance to explain. Seeing that his brother was so ruthless, Mochuo was too lazy to explain, so he immediately summoned a young and strong man from his tribe and started fighting with his brother. When the troops on both sides were comparing the forces, hehe, it was exactly half a pound. Now the two brothers are fighting happily."
The fat man sighed and said, "When it comes to this, I really admire Brother Fang! How did you think your head grow? From the beginning to now, every step of the Turkic movements has been counted as tightly as you did. The two brothers on the grassland are like your biological parents. How could you understand them so much?"
Fang Zheng glared: "How do you talk? If the two brothers really gave birth to me, I will pinch them to death as soon as they were born, which is a shameful thing!"
Feng Qiudao asked with interest: "What happened later? What happened later?" He withdrew and arrived in the capital, but he had no idea about the news ahead.
The fat man smiled and said, "Later, as Na Mochu beat him, he felt that he was a little unnamed, so he simply held a ceremony to ascend himself to the throne and named himself the Turkic Khan. Now, the Turkic tribe was divided into two, and there were two khans. Haha, I have been watching it in the past few years."
"The current situation is that the two khans go to war, fighting evenly, and no one can cure each other. If the Chinese Khans send troops to the grassland now and help one side fight the other, it is now a great opportunity. Unfortunately, the two khans also thought of this problem, so they sent envoys to our Chinese Khans at the same time, asking for an truce with the Chinese Khans. Now, it is estimated that the envoys from both sides are on the way and will arrive in the capital soon."
Fang Zheng slapped his thighs excitedly and said, "Then let's kill them!"
The fat man nodded and said, "Yes, my father planned so much. His grandmother's, over the years, the Turks have stolen many good things from our Huachao. Now they have something to ask us for, so naturally they can't let them go."
Feng Qiudao interrupted and said, "Does Your Highness, King Fu, know who will the emperor send to negotiate with the Turkic envoy this time?"
The fat man shook his head in disappointment and said, "It's not settled yet. Only the civil and military officials in the court were quick-witted when they fought in the court. When they stood in front of the Turks, they were so scared that they stuttered. How could they talk to the Turks?"
"It's so difficult to find a minister who is wise, brave and has excellent eloquence! I still have a headache about this matter."
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "What's the difficulty of quarreling? Whoever bids better will we all join us. Just throw this sentence to them, and then we'll wait to check in."
When the fat man and Feng Qiudao heard this, they turned their heads and stared at Fang Zheng at the same time, with a smile on their faces.
Fang Zheng was stared at by them and couldn't help but feel alert: "What do you want to do?"
The fat man smiled and said, "All the civil and military officials in the court counted, and it was just Brother Fang, you have the ability. How about it? Brother Fang, you just want to make it difficult for our Huachao. Let's knock the big Turkic bamboo robbery?"
Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "No! Recently, I want to pretend to be a grandson, go to court every day, doze off, go home to hug your wife, and drink wine. All the gods are envious of this kind of life! I'm so full that I go to negotiate. Do you think I'm that stupid?"
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The three of them were talking when suddenly the door of the elegant room was pushed open, and a slender and light green figure flew in like a graceful butterfly.
"Ha! I know you are here! Say! Why don't you call me for dinner?" This person is simply a beautiful and vulgar complex. This person is no one else, but Princess Changping.
"How did you find this place?" the fat man said in surprise.
"Your guard is standing downstairs, of course I know you are here." Changping grimaced prettyly, and then said to Fang Zheng: "Hey! Why don't you pay attention to me when I come?"
Fang Zheng glanced at her, took a sip of wine, and said, "As soon as I saw you here, I remembered that sad past..."
The fat man curiously said, "What sad past?"
Fang Zheng sighed and said, "Fatty, don't you know. Two months ago, your sister rushed to the Yaoyue Tower and caught my traitor. She almost forced me to jump down. Didn't you dare to look out the window since I entered the door? I got acrophobia from that time I was afraid of altitude, and you said I was wronged or not!"
"Ah?" The fat man and Feng Qiudao were both stunned.
Changping laughed, glaring at Fang Zheng with a delicate and angrily: "Bah! The words are so ugly! What does it mean to catch your traitor? I... Uh, I just came up to have a meal and met you by the way, hehe."
Fang Zheng said to the fat man: "Look, your sister is much better than me in making lies. It is definitely more suitable for her to handle the negotiations."
Seeing these two flirting as if no one else was around, the fat man and Feng Qiudao looked at each other, with smiles in their eyes.
"Hey! Why do you think of drinking here today?" Changping said, "You" and stared at Fang Zheng only, as if he was asking only Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng looked around and saw that the fat man and Feng Qiudao were both smiling but not speaking, so he had to touch his nose and replied: "Today we are here to celebrate Brother Feng's promotion to the general of the Longwu Army."
Changping smiled and said, "Then add me, hehe."
Fang Zheng murmured: "We are all AA system, each of us has raised five taels of silver..."
Changping twisted him so much that he was so angry that he said, "You've been in the money!"
The banquet was joined by Changping, and it became much more lively. The fat man and Feng Qiudao were talking to themselves, but Changping had already wrapped around Fang Zheng.
"Hey, does your shoulder still hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt anymore, but you actually don't hurt at all, really." Fang Zheng said seriously.
"Lie to me! Why doesn't it hurt? I bit myself after I went back, and tears came out of pain..." Changping pouted.
"Ah? You really bite? It's so stupid..." Fang Zheng began to worry. This girl's IQ doesn't look very high. What if she gets a fool in her future? Young Master Fang doesn't know, which man and woman in love are not stupid? What a rare and precious relationship is that there is a girl who is willing to do many stupid things for you in this life.
"Hey, I heard... After my father left the court today, he called you into the imperial study room. What did he say to you?" Changping leaned into Fang Zheng's ear and whispered. After saying that, his pretty face was already blushing as if he was drunk, and Fang Zheng's heart was rippling.
It seems that the emperor said to me today that hello to Changping in advance, otherwise she would not have looked like this.
"I didn't say anything, I just talked about the recent weather. Also, the price of vegetables has been quite expensive recently. The emperor plans to build a vegetable basket project to enrich the dining tables for ordinary people..." Fang Zheng pretended to be stupid.
"You...! What else is there in addition to these?" Changping was a little angry and glared at him hatefully.
"And...and I have performed well recently. The emperor praised me hard and praised me like a flower. I said this is nothing. I will conquer the American continent tomorrow for you to see..." Fang Zheng continued to talk nonsense with his eyes open.
"What about...is?" Changping's face turned a little green with anger.
“Crunch.”
The fat man and Feng Qiudao turned around in shock: "Huh? What's the sound?"
Changping glared at them: "Don't worry, I'm itchy!"
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"Ah! The weather is good today..." The fat man turned his head tactfully and talked about the weather with Feng Qiudao.
"Yes, yes, the sun is very round tonight, and the breeze is blowing violently..." Fang Zheng said to it.
"You...you bastard, I'll let you pretend, I'll let you pretend!" Changping was so angry that he grabbed Fang Zheng's neck with both hands.
"Oh! Stop! Stop!... If you strangle me to death, you will be a widow!" Fang Zheng shouted.
In an instant, the elegant moment suddenly became quiet. Fatty, Feng Qiudao and Changping looked at Fang Zheng in a daze.
After a long time, the fat man excitedly said, "Brother Fang, what you just said..."
"This...hehe, it's what your father meant..." Fang Zheng coughed uneasyly.
Changping's fierce expression had long changed to a shy look, with his temples half hanging and his pretty face flushed, just like the poem "The most gentleness of his head lowering, like a flower that is so unbearable to the cool breeze..."
"Brother Fang, congratulations! Haha, you still hide it, you are really unkind!" The fat man pounded his shoulder happily.
Fang Zheng said innocently: "You didn't ask me again."
Feng Qiudao also came over and said, "Congratulations to His Highness the Princess and Brother Fang for getting a relationship. Feng will have to ask for a wedding wine at that time."
Changping was even more embarrassed when he heard this, and almost got down from the table.
Fang Zheng was puzzled when he saw this and said to the fat man: "Hey, your sister is okay? Why are you having fun alone there? I haven't agreed to this yet."
"You dare!" Changping said fiercely immediately, changing his face quickly made the men present dumbfounded.
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