How to go to the west of yi67

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...

When Su Qin began to count down, the officers and soldiers immediately laughed.

When he said the sentence "I'm sorry your life has come to an end", some soldiers with low laughter rolled to the ground.

However, these are just content that delays time, so although it is funny, there is still a certain gap between me and before I wanted to be a real protagonist.

The soldiers also understand the truth behind the good show, but they are not harsh.

Five or six minutes later, someone hinted that someone had already prepared the show.

Su Qin then straightened his body, imitating the strong and domineering voice of the top leader of the country today, saying: "Next, I announce that the happy moment tonight will officially begin!"

The lights dimmed, and he slowly stepped back, and the guests who were ready for the show quietly appeared.

The first show to perform is pantomime.

Although the time is short, the preparation is not very sufficient, and the details are not very good, everyone's skills are there after all, so the show still makes the officers and soldiers on the scene laugh!

Of course, there is still a certain gap between me and Su Qin and Wang Zuruan who are carefully prepared by me to be the protagonist!

The one who appeared next was Yi crosstalk.

Then there is a clown performance.

After that, it will be a sketch.

Su Qin temporarily acted as the host.

It turned out that the host was very popular and wanted to perform a show on stage.

After looking at the gap, Su Qin returned to the backstage to find Wang Zuruan: "Brother Wang, how are your program ready?"

Wang Zuruan shook his head: "I have never played comedy before, and I am not good at crosstalk and jokes, so I will forget it."

Su Qin nodded and said nothing, but it could be seen that Wang Zuruan was still a little disappointed.

But who can blame this?

I hope that what happened tonight will make him feel enlightened?

Su Qin said silently in his heart.

Then, he began to return to the stage, hosting the show, and secretly thought about what he was going to perform for a while.

Tonight is a good opportunity. There are many people on the scene, all of them are elite soldiers. Everyone has strong mental power. If you use it well, you will definitely get a good harvest.

So he made up his mind that when he finally appeared tonight, he would make everyone "laugh it off!"

Time flies very quickly, and before we know it, the last show everyone prepared for the comedy show was performed!

Su Qin walked from behind to the front stage.

"Comrades, let's listen to my orders! Everyone has it." Su Qin looked at everyone seriously.

The officers and soldiers were stunned, but everyone thought that somebody was going to speak on the stage, so they all stood up and sat upright!

"Everyone has it, bend down and bow your head"

When everyone heard the two commands of bent down and lowering their heads, they were stunned and didn't understand what this meant, but everyone cooperated very well, and they all bent down and lowered their heads.

"Find teeth!" Su Qin suddenly shouted loudly.

Looking for teeth? What does it mean?

Many people are confused and don’t understand.

"I saw everyone laughing so happily. I was really worried that everyone would laugh off their teeth. So, while no one stood up, look for it quickly, otherwise some comrade would be kicked away by some comrades in a while and they would not be able to find it!"

After Su Qin said that, everyone realized that they had been flirting with by Su Qin again. Many people suddenly laughed, and even the officers sitting in the platoon pointed at Su Qin and kept laughing.

"Comrades, it's already very late. In order not to delay everyone's rest, after research and decision, I will tell you a joke to everyone in the end, and then I will disband and rest!"

When everyone heard that Su Qin was going to tell jokes and that he was the last one to appear, everyone was excited and applauded constantly.

"I'll tell you a story about Journey to the West today." Su Qin restrained the smile on his face and became serious.

"There are heavens, Tang Monk, Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong, and Monk Sha, four people were so idle in Chang'an. Monk Tang said, disciples, it's not a solution to be so idle! Zhu Bajie said, yes, yes, your body is going to rust! Sun Wukong jumped down, why don't we go to the West to obtain the scriptures! Monk Sha nodded dullly, it's good to obtain the scriptures and the scriptures! So the four people decided to leave from Chang'an and go to the West to obtain the scriptures..."

"Boom" Su Qinyi simulates the sound of the plane taking off while simulating the plane taking off with his hands!

ah?

The officers and soldiers below were stunned.

Taking a plane to obtain scriptures?

"DiediDieDieDieWarning Warning the plane's fuel tank is about to empty. The plane's fuel tank is about to empty. The four masters and apprentices are helpless. They took off for only two minutes and had to land."

"Sun Wukong jumped out of the plane and shouted, "Everyone came out to find a gas station to see where to refuel."

"Tang Monkyi got off the plane and muttered, "What a broken plane, you have to refuel when you take off. Sun Wukong comforted me, Master, there is no way, the fuel tank is too small, just as big as soap, you can only add five yuan of oil at a time."

Speaking of this, many of the officers and soldiers in the audience laughed so hard that they kept yelling.

"What's this Journey to the West?"

"Hahaha, the fuel tank is only as big as soap. This western sky is 108,000 miles away from Chang'an. How many times do you need to add oil?"

On stage, Su Qinyi continued to talk about Guo Degang's crosstalk Journey to the West seriously.

"The master and apprentice are easy to find, but they didn't find the gas station. Sun Wukong said, forget it, let's ask someone, after searching for a long time, he finally saw an old man digging the ground, so he hurried over, heyiyiohoareyou?"

This sentence in English is so bad!

The officers and soldiers in the audience listen,

All laughed!

Su Qin continued to say: "That old man listened and turned around and asked, what are you doing..."

Su Qin imitates the pure northern accent.

So, the officers and soldiers in the audience were overjoyed again and all laughed.

"Uncle, how can you go to the West? Sun Wukong asked! The old man looked at Sun Wukong up and down. Sun Wukong thought the old man didn't hear it, so he asked again, "Uncle, how can you go to the West? The old man replied that there are several ways to go. You can go to the West if you drink pesticides, and you can use a knife to apply it to your neck..."

boom

When the officers and soldiers heard this, they couldn't help laughing anymore. Even the most reserved female officers were so happy that they rushed to the table, and they couldn't breathe.

After Su Qin finished speaking the crosstalk, three of the officers and soldiers sitting below sat on the ground, covering their stomachs with one hand and holding the chair with one hand, and almost breathing!

"Oh! My stomach hurts when I laugh!"

"What's in my mind? Why did I change Journey to the West like this?"

“Hahahaha…..hahahaha…”
Chapter completed!