New Year's Eve: The Defendant (this chapter is free)
(Note: This chapter is a Chinese New Year extra chapter, released for free, and the content has nothing to do with the main text.)
Seoul Central Court Hall 1.
"Bring the defendant Wang Taika to court." Following the judge's order, Wang Taika was brought to the court by two prison guards.
"I'm unjust! I was asleep at home, and as soon as I woke up, they pulled me here! I haven't brushed my teeth yet!" Wang Taika was so broken that he raised his head and said, "Your Honor, I...
You...and you...what about you?"
"No noise is allowed in the courtroom!"
Yoona was wearing a formal suit and said with a serious face: "The presiding judge of this court is Victoria Oni, the judge is Taeyeon Oni, and the clerk is Iu! I am the representative of the prosecutor and I am now officially filing a lawsuit against the defendant Wang Taika."
"What's going on? Yoona, you forgot about the relationship between us..." Wang Taika was so angry that he couldn't speak. He turned to look at Song Xiangcai and Taeyeon and said: "Song Xiangcai, what did you say yesterday?
You still said you love me? Taeyeon, didn’t you say you wanted to go to romantic Turkey with me?” Then he turned his eyes and saw Ji Eun-chan: “Sister, I am your oppa! What are you doing?”
"Quiet!" Song Xiangcai knocked the small hammer and said, "As the principal palace, I have joined forces with several sisters to judge you, a heartless man, today!"
"Judge... me?" Wang Taika was stunned: "I am not a heartless person! Taeyeon, please tell me!"
Taeyeon looked at Wang Taika and smiled: "As far as I know, you and Iu lived together for a while before, right?"
"Sister! She's my sister!" Wang Taika said: "Zhien-chan and I are brother and sister! There's nothing wrong with us!"
Taeyeon sneered: "Then please tell me, where were you three nights ago?"
"I......"
"Oppa..." Zhien-chan spoke at this time: "I'm sorry, but you have to be responsible!"
"I..." Wang Taika couldn't argue and turned to look at Yoona: "No, we are close friends! You can't frame me!"
Seeing Wang Taika like this, Yoona said angrily: "You always kiss me? Haha, this is the first time I've seen him!"
"This is embarrassing..." Wang Taika couldn't argue, and finally said: "Then, how about we sit down and talk calmly?"
"Let's talk?" Yoona smiled, turned to Song Xiangcai and said, "Victoria O'Neill, I apply to bring the first witness!"
"allow!"
Wang Taika was confused: "Who else is there?"
At this time, only Sika and Crystal walked in together.
"Your Honor, my stomach hurts! I have to go to the toilet!" Wang Taika wanted to run away!
"Hold it!" Song Xiangcai was very domineering and turned to Taeyeon and said, "You can use coercion when necessary."
Wang Taika gritted his teeth: "Ruthless enough!"
Yoona said: "Sikaoni please make a statement first!"
"Wang Taika, you heartless man!" Sika saw Wang Taika with a hateful look as if she wanted to kill Wang Taika: "Have you forgotten what you did back then?"
"What?" Wang Taika quickly said to Crystal: "Hold your sister, your sister is crazy!"
"How dare you say that! You scumbag, a beast! You didn't even let my sister go!" Crystal got angry, took off her shoes and threw them towards Wang Taika, hitting Wang Taika directly.
"Judge, take care of yourself! Someone is beating someone!" Wang Taika quickly asked for help.
Crystal looked at Song Xiangcai at this time and suddenly acted coquettishly: "Onie~"
"I didn't see it!" Song Xiangcai opened her eyes and lied, and then asked Taeyeon next to her: "Did you see it?"
"Hey Yigu, I lost my contact lens!" Taeyeon also acted stupid.
Only Zhienjiang couldn't bear it, so she secretly glanced at Wang Taika, and then... lowered her head again!
"What happens between me and Sika? That's our business! Why do you hit me!" Wang Taika looked at Crystal fiercely.
Crystal Qi said: "That night..."
"Wait a minute, stop talking!" Wang Taika covered his head: "Oh, it's hard to guard against it!"
Sika looked at Wang Taika like this, with a hint of unbearability in her eyes, but still said: "Do you think this is the end?"
"What do you mean?" Wang Taika had a strange feeling.
Yoona: "The next one, oh no, it's the next batch of witnesses!"
Next, members of SNSD, Function, AOA, etc., and even four generations of girl groups like RV filed out and came to the court.
Snowball: "Oppa, I often think about the time when we first met. If I had chosen not to know you at that time, maybe I wouldn't have fallen like this!"
Pani: "You scumbag! After we met that night, you actually did that kind of thing to me! You..."
Zhu Hyun: "Oppa, how are you lately? I'm sorry, I didn't expect that we could meet again in this way! I'm sorry for what happened in the past..."
Quan Meng'er: "I will never forget what you did to me. The pain you gave me, just like the good things, I will never forget! I hate you!"
Yoona sneered: "This is the first batch, there are several more batches out there!"
Song Xiangcai gritted her teeth at this time and looked at Wang Taika with anger: "What else do you have to say?"
What else could Wang Taika say? Looking at the eyes around him, he felt like he would be torn apart if he got closer! So he quickly said: "Well, logically, the court should assign me a defense lawyer, right?"
"You want a defense lawyer?" Taeyeon interrupted at this time: "Okay, I'll give you one!"
So the door opened again, and Zhengzhengxian walked in in a formal suit. He came to Wang Taika and talked eloquently: "I am Xu Xian, the defendant's defender. Based on what our defendant did, Zhengzhengxian, in my opinion...
death penalty!"
"Give me a gun! What kind of defender do you think you are?" Wang Taika was furious: "You expect me to die! Is this considered a defense?"
Zhengzhengxian was indeed too upright. He turned around and said: "For a scumbag, death should be the best relief. Otherwise, according to what you did to me, I will be cut into pieces by a thousand cuts!"
"What I did to you..." Wang Taika looked at Song Xiangcai feebly: "Can you change someone?"
"Don't regret it!" Song Xiangcai smiled and then signaled to Yoona. Yoona nodded: "Next one."
At this time, the door opened again, and Yuri came in wearing a Taekwondo uniform. At this time, Yoona also took off her coat, and she also had a Taekwondo uniform underneath!
"This is a trap!" Wang Taika shouted quickly: "I don't accept it!"
Unfortunately, before he finished shouting, he was interrupted by Crystal throwing another shoe!
"What are you waiting for?" Song Xiangcai took off her judge's uniform, wearing very sporty clothes underneath, and picked up the small hammer in the courtroom: "Revenge when there is revenge, repay injustice when there is injustice, and beat up the scumbag when there is no injustice!"
"Wait a minute! I have something else to say! Taeyeon, please stop wearing your small body! Sika, be careful of fetal pressure! Crystal, where did you get your third shoe? Zhien-chan,
You're crazy, you actually bit me! Bae Zhuhyun! I'll be angry if you do this again! Pani, you can use your hands, but don't touch your feet! Ahhhhh!"
"Ah! Help! I don't dare anymore! Song... Ouch! It hurts! That! Aren't you the palace official? Say something! Ahhh!"
There is a price for opening a harem. This is...retribution!
Chapter completed!