Chapter 11, I was fooled by Wang Taika again...
Wang Taika took a bite of ramen. Of course, it was just ordinary instant noodles. However, Wang Taika was still very stubborn and praised the bowl of noodles so much that it flew into the sky!
"Okay! I feel pious in this!"
"Can you still eat piety in the noodles?" Zhien-chan really wanted to laugh. Did the terrorists treat Zhiyan as a child and coax her not to cry? It's too much. You must watch it carefully!
Wang Taika took another bite and said: "This is a very useful trick that can basically be used universally. That is, when you really don't know how to praise something or a person's merits, just use abstract concepts to praise them.
!No problem guaranteed!”
Zhien-chan was stunned for a moment, but she read her book "Debate and Eloquence" in vain and understood immediately.
Instead, Zhiyan was confused: "What do you mean?"
"The meaning is very simple. For example, when I don't know what the merits of the bowl of noodles in front of me are, I will praise that this bowl of noodles has soul and the chef who cooked it is very pious!"
"Ah! So that's it!" Zhiyan just wanted to laugh, but immediately felt that she was being laughed at. This is not happy!
"Don't worry, it's just a joke." Wang Taika and Zhiyan's relationship has gradually improved, and now they are just acquaintances at best, so it's not easy to joke too much, so they changed the topic: "This kind of thing is easy to handle. For example
In those talent shows, if a person can't sing, dance, or look good, then someone will definitely praise this person for being serious and having a dream. Damn, I also have a dream to open a bathing center and a crematorium! Why no one comes?
Are you praising me?"
"puff!"
At first, when Wang Taika said it, it was normal, but when he mentioned "bath center" and "crematorium" later, Zhiyan and Zhien-chan were completely speechless and wanted to laugh at this amazing turn of events.
The atmosphere was very good, there were no emergencies, and there was nothing wrong. After such a fuss, Zhiyan had some understanding of Wang Taika’s temperament, and she had a slight liking for him, so she could treat him as an acquaintance.
Let’s take a look at it. In addition, we are in our own dormitory, so I feel a lot more relaxed and there is no longer any separation as at the beginning.
"Oppa, you really should become a comedian." Zhiyan said with a smile: "And it must be an interview show, it will definitely be very effective."
"Haha, I can't." Wang Taika said with a smile: "Maybe I am a selfish person, so I don't want to share my happiness with others."
"What a refreshing and refined reason!" Zhiyan said with a smile.
Zhien-chan said from the side: "I think he is afraid of being beaten!"
Wang Taika laughed angrily and looked at Zhien-chan: "Don't you regret it?"
"What do you regret?" Zhienjiang looked at Wang Taika.
"Okay!" Wang Taika turned to look at Zhiyan: "By the way, in addition to the program, today's visit also involves Taekwondo."
Zhiyan clapped her hands: "Yes! I almost forgot, Zhien, let's continue today!"
"No way!" Zhien-chan felt like crying. She glanced at Wang Taika angrily, and then said to Zhiyan: "Can't you take a holiday?"
"I'm going to Japan soon. Then you can practice by yourself. But before I leave, I want to teach you the basics." Zhiyan said, "And you didn't take the initiative to learn it?"
Zhien-chan quickly pointed at Wang Taika: "But he said Taekwondo is useless!"
"Ah?" Wang Taika is really the brand designated by Zhien-chan to take the blame now, and Zhien-chan always gets blamed for it. Alas, there's nothing he can do about it, it's just what he's used to.
Zhiyan looked at Wang Taika: "Maybe Zhien didn't explain it clearly to me on the phone before, but now, has Oppa really said this?"
"No, I really didn't say that." Wang Taika said: "It's just that I think everything must be done in a balanced manner. There is no such thing as a quick fix, right?"
"That's true." Zhiyan nodded. She didn't seem to be such an unreasonable person, so she asked, "But from this tone, Oppa seems to have learned something else?"
"I really don't have this." Wang Taika said with a wry smile: "I really don't have the leisure time to learn this, but I go to many places and am often outside, so I have a good physique and maybe a little better explosive power. That's it."
Zhiyan smiled and said: "That's just right. Zhien and Oppa are so familiar, so Oppa should set an example!"
"Huh? What?" Wang Taika said with a smile: "You don't want me to learn from you, do you? Don't make trouble, I suddenly feel like I am accompanying the prince to study. You two have a good relationship and you can't pull me down!
"
Zhiyan also felt that her idea was too whimsical. After all, she was not familiar with this person to that extent. She just suddenly thought of it and said it without thinking.
Zhien-chan was very happy to drag Wang Taika into the trap, so she said: "Okay! Then let the terrorists teach me!"
Wang Taika got angry when he saw Zhien-chan's smug little look, so he broke the jar and said to Zhiyan: "Okay, otherwise, if you want to teach me, you have to prove that you are better than me! Take it!
Do something to shock me and let me know how powerful Taekwondo is."
"How do you want me to prove it?" Zhiyan started to really think about it: "If the performance breaks it, there is no wooden board here!"
"Oh, what kind of wooden board are you using? I've never seen the wooden boards used for Taekwondo performances. They are so brittle that ordinary people can break them. It's nothing." Wang Taika looked at it and suddenly picked up the fruit basket from the table.
An apple was taken out and placed in front of Zhiyan.
Zhiyan looked at Wang Taika: "Huh?"
"There's no point in splitting wooden boards, let's just split apples!" Wang Taika smiled and turned on the camera: "And I want to record it! After all, I want to take it back and watch your superb martial arts!
bring it on!"
Zhien-chan thought it was interesting. If she is so good, it would be good to continue learning, so she said, "Okay! Then it's up to you, Zhiyuan!"
Zhiyan was stunned, looking at the big and red apple in front of her, hesitating: "I really haven't tried apples before. I used wooden boards before."
"It's the same!" Wang Taika started his deception: "The wooden board is made of the trunk of the tree, and the apples are produced on the tree, so based on this calculation, splitting the wooden board and splitting the apple are essentially the same. And
Apples are crispy. Compared with wooden boards, apples are easier to make. Splitting apples with bare hands should be a good introduction to it!"
Zhiyan didn't know Wang Taika, so she didn't know Wang Taika's character, so she was fooled by Wang Taika and felt that they were all the same. She had trained in Taekwondo, so she could definitely split.
Chapter completed!