Chapter 102 Can You Write Xiao Huangwen?
Zhuge Liang was thinking hard, and when he looked up, he saw Pang Ji's face with a hint of confusion, hope, and exploration.
Zhuge Liang was overjoyed and quickly waved to him.
"Brother-in-law, come here!"
"What are you doing?" Pang Ji looked alert.
Under Zhuge Liang's urging, Pang Ji moved over with a reluctant look.
Zhuge Liang quickly pulled Pang Ji and sat in front of the desk, stuffing the brush in his hand into Pang Ji's hand.
"Come on, brother-in-law, I have a chance to be ruined."
When Pang Ji heard this, he felt like he was holding a piece of charcoal in his hand and threw out the brush.
"What are you kidding?!"
Zhuge Liang looked at the pen thrown out by Pang Ji and looked angry, "Can you save your wife? Once Cao Jun fights with Zhang Xiu, do you know what the consequences will be!"
When Pang Ji heard this, he became angry and immediately said angrily, "That's your sister."
Zhuge Liang smiled and said with a look of mercy, "Why would a person who risked his life to go to the Xiliang Army camp for his brother-in-law? How could he not love his wife?"
Pang Ji and Zhuge Liang looked at each other for a while, their momentum became weaker and weaker. Finally, they picked up the pen in a discouraged manner and said helplessly, "Just tell me, how can you be ruined?"
Zhuge Liang asked bluntly, "Can you write Xiao Huangwen?"
"Little Huang Wen?!"
Zhuge Jin and Huang She, who were waiting by the side with ignorance, were both dumbfounded.
What's going on?
Then the eyes of the two of them fell on Pang Ji's face in unison.
Pang Ji's hand seemed to be burned again, so he quickly threw the pen, "What a joke! Don't make a fuss!"
Zhuge Liang ignored it, "I'll ask you if you can write it, right?"
Pang Ji looked at Zhuge Liang with a righteous attitude, "Of course I can't write, how can I do that kind of dirty thing?"
Zhuge Liang didn't care and stuffed the pen into Pang Ji's hand again, "It's okay, I'll teach you!"
Pang Ji pushed the pen out with great resistance, "Why don't you write it yourself..."
Zhuge Liang looked at Pang Ji and said naturally, "What are you kidding? I'm not married yet. What should I do if I lose my reputation?"
Pang Ji was very unhappy with his brother-in-law's attitude towards him, "What are you saying? Are you shameless?"
Zhuge Liang was about to persevere, but his hands suddenly stiffened and he felt like he was thinking.
Seeing that it was effective, Pang Ji's face was even more righteous. His hands slapped the table and slapped, "I, Pang Shanmin, are also people who want face!"
What Zhuge Liang cares about seems to be not this matter.
He heard him whisper to himself, "I'm stupid too. How can I find my brother-in-law to write about such a thing? This is to describe the process, and my brother-in-law has no process..."
Pang Ji was pricking his ears and eavesdropping, and when he heard this, he was so angry that he was so angry that he could not even make a fuss.
This is a damn!
He snatched the pen from Zhuge Liang, "Take it for me!"
After saying that, just thought about it, he wrote quickly on the paper.
Zhuge Liang was shocked and suspicious, and Pang Ji had already written three big pictures.
"So fast!" Zhuge Liang was shocked.
Pang Ji said angrily, "Bastard, take a closer look. Even if it is fast, it is still very content!"
Zhuge Liang spread the letter paper out in a doubtful way.
It was a illumination when you saw it, "Good words!"
Then I read it carefully, and the words were full of words and the sounds and emotions were lush.
The strong rendering of the picture seems to be vividly revealed on the paper.
Even though Zhuge Liang was quite baptized by later generations, he had to admit that this brilliant article alone would be enough to sentence more than three years in prison.
Awesome!
As Zhuge Liang read it, he felt something was wrong.
Just as he was dancing, the three words "Zhuge Ya" suddenly appeared on the paper unexpectedly.
Zhuge Liang just quarreled.
He shook his hand and quickly kneaded the paper into a ball and put it in his arms.
Depend on!
Is this suitable for you to show your brother-in-law this thing?!
Is it suitable?!
"How is it written?" Pang Ji, who was confused and ignorant, looked proudly.
"Yes." Zhuge Liang's face was dark, "You can rewrite it for me again."
Pang Yi was a little puzzled, "Is that not the one just now?"
Zhuge Liang glanced at him and whispered, "Zhuge Ya?"
As soon as the three words came out, Pang Ji's sweat came down.
He quickly said, "Hide it well!"
Zhuge Liang laid paper for him again, "Just write it again as soon as possible."
good!
Pang Ji picked up the pen, just about to be like a dragon and a snake.
When Zhuge Liang pressed his letter paper, he smiled faintly on his face, "The man's name has been changed to Cao Mengde, and the woman's name is, um, just call him Zou Yu."
"Cao Mengde?!" Pang Ji's hand trembled, and the brush almost fell off, "What are you doing?"
Zhuge Jin and Huang She next to him were also stunned.
What?
Writing Cao Cao’s little yellow article?
A psychopath!
Pang Ji reacted quickly and immediately asked, "Who is Zou Yu?"
Zhuge Liang said, "I made up my name. Do you still remember the young woman we met when we went to the Xiliang Bing Army Camp?"
"Which young woman?" Pang Ji glanced at Zhuge Jin and began to blink.
Zhuge Liang helped Pang Ji recall it, it was that, "Wow! This breast!"
Zhuge Jin's face immediately turned dark.
Pang Ji was completely defeated by his brother-in-law, and he quickly waved his hand and stopped, "I understand."
Then he thought for a moment, "Why are you writing this?"
"Write first." Zhuge Liang knocked on the table.
With a specific prototype, Pang Ji really described it smoothly, and he still wrote four pictures this time.
Zhuge Liang swept it roughly and the content was much more fulfilling than before.
hehe.
——Writing Zhuge Ya wrote three pictures, and four pictures of "Wow, this breast".
Zhuge Liang felt it was necessary to take time to teach his brother-in-law how to be a human being.
Zhuge Liang put four pieces of paper away, pointed at his fingers, and stopped at the most critical moment.
Then he tore off the half page with a "squeak" sound, and the next page was kneaded into a ball.
"What are you doing? This is?" Pang Ji was puzzled.
"Haha." Zhuge Liang smiled, "Let Cao Cao figure out what happened next."
"What?" Pang Ji was shocked, "Not only do you want to criticize Cao Mengde, you are also planning to show him?"
Zhuge Liang said lightly, "Of course, otherwise why would I ask Huangxianzun to forge official documents? Of course, I plan to show it to Cao Cao."
Huang's face turned pale when he heard it.
It would be fine if Liu Biao made a fake licking official documents for Cao Cao, but Zhuge Liang was actually planning to put a little yellow text inside?!
What's this crazy idea?
Pang Ji looked at his work, then looked at Zhuge Liang, and gasped, "Are you planning to alienate the relationship between Cao Cao and Zhang Xiu? Yes, but that's not the case. Your letter was sent in a document. No matter how stupid Cao Cao was, he knew that this was done by Jingzhou. With such an obvious plot, would he be fooled?"
Chapter completed!