In the next few days, I devoted myself to studying Taoism at home.

Since I have been using the "ghost body" before, I have done some research on this topic and finally found a solution in the "Tactic Collection"!

It is a talisman called "Qingxin Talisman", which is specially used to deal with ghosts and has simple gestures. It is suitable for beginners like me!

Such a useful thing, I didn’t find it before, it was a big loss! So I plan to draw more and be prepared for any trouble!

Just as I was drawing it, the bastard suddenly called, and I pressed the answer button, and the bastard's voice soon came: "Brother, what are the customs of funerals?"

Huh? So straight to the point? It seems to be very anxious? I asked, "Funeral? Has anyone in your family passed away?"

"No, this is the case. When I went to the hospital to visit Director Fan yesterday, I found an old man died in the ward next to me. His relatives stood at the door and said that they wanted to find Mr. Yin and Yang to preside over the funeral. I was looking for a job. After hearing this, I really wanted to get this job, but they saw that I was young and didn't believe that I was Mr. Yin and Yang. I took out the Yang Talisman you left to me by my elder brother and performed a talisman igniting out of thin air. Seeing such a magical thing, their attitude changed immediately! I agreed to let me preside over the funeral, but I don't understand the funeral customs, so I can only ask you."

I didn't rush to answer, but asked back, "How much did you charge?"

"Old rules, 250 a day."

I was speechless for a moment and thought to myself that this guy is not greedy. The "Mr. Yin and Yang" on the market may charge 2,500 yuan for a funeral. But I still couldn't help but complain: "You don't know anything. You dare to pretend to be Mr. Yin and Yang with a few talismans. It's really no one."

The bastard said with confidence: "Brother, I have to make money to get married. Tell me quickly, what are the rules for funerals?"

No matter how much I complain, I still have to help with this little busy, so I replied: "Well... the customs in every place are different. Some places pay attention to burials with single numbers to avoid disasters; some places pay attention to burials without 7 or 8, which means that the funeral cannot be held on the seventh day of the lunar month and the eighth day of the lunar month. But these don't matter, they are just a matter of customs."

"Brother, that means I can arrange it casually?"

"It's almost the same, just conform to local customs, it shouldn't be difficult. The only thing worth noting is the cemetery, don't bury it in a place where no grass grows. Okay, that's about it. I'll hang up first without anything else. I'm busy drawing talismans."

"Okay, brother, when you come to Qiling City next time, I will invite you to a big meal and cross the bridge rice noodles!"

I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and hung up the phone.

I thought that a slutty man could handle such a small matter alone, but I underestimated his ability to be a slutty and made small matters a big trouble!

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Two days later, in the morning, I was working as a psychiatrist at Chen Ying's house.

Although I am a fake and can only talk about supernatural events, Chen Ying just likes to listen to this. At this time, I am showing the latest research results! I held a talisman and said, "Look, this is the 'clean heart talisman' that is specifically used to deal with ghosts."

Chen Ying took it over and looked at it: "Well, it's not much the same strokes as I've seen before. By the way, I copied a few pictures a few days ago to show you." After that, Chen Ying ran upstairs like a gust of wind, ran down with four yellow talismans. She spread the four talismans on the coffee table and said cleverly: "One of these four talismans is painted by you, and the other three were copied by me. Can you tell which one is the authentic one?"

I have to say that Chen Ying has very strong painting skills and is worthy of being a genius girl! These talismans look exactly the same at first glance! No matter in color, stroke order or brush tip strength, they are not bad at all! A layman will definitely not tell the truth or false! But I still quickly distinguished it and clicked on the real Yang Talisman.

Chen Ying asked in surprise: "How did you see it?"

I replied with a smile: "Although the copy is very similar, there are still differences. First of all, I use special paper, which I can't buy on the market; secondly, you use pigments when copying, while I use cinnabar, chicken blood and ink."

Just as I was talking, my phone suddenly rang. It was a call from a bastard. I pressed the answer button and asked, "Is there anything wrong? I'm busy."

"Bad brother! It's a zombie!"

"What kind of corpse is cheating?" I was stunned for a moment and asked.

"It was the funeral I presided over! I asked them to bury the bodies in the soil, but today when the deceased's family went to worship, they found that there was an extra pit on the ground. The coffin lid was lifted off the side and the body disappeared! I rushed over after hearing the news. A nearby ghost said that the corpse in the coffin was defrauded last night! Now the deceased's family was excited and said that if I didn't find the body, I would let me know why the flowers were so red! But where should I find the corpse? So brother, come and save me!"

After hearing this, I frowned and asked, "What do you mean is that the body was not cremated and was buried directly in the soil?"

"Yes, it's what you said, as long as you don't bury it in a place where no grass grows, everything else is free."

"Then you didn't let you bury it! And you were buried in a place with strong yin energy, right?"

"But it's obviously what you said. As long as you don't bury it in a place where no grass grows, the rest will be casual, and even if you bury it in a place with yin energy, it's okay."

The meaning of a slut is to put the basin on my head! I took a deep breath and tried to calm my emotions. I said, "It's okay to bury the ashes in a place with rich yin energy, but bury the dead bodies in a place with rich yin energy, which is a big problem!"

The bastard complained: "Then why didn't you teach me earlier? Brother, it's all your fault for not being careful."

I couldn't help but be angry and shouted: "This tm still needs to be taught? The country has long advocated cremation! In order to save land resources! Besides, burials will pollute groundwater. Do you have common sense? If the burial is reported, the body must be cut out and cremated, reburied, and fined it! Do you understand? Who knows that you have omitted the cremation steps like this?"

The bastard said aggrievedly: "Brother, the crematorium charges are too dark now. Don't I want to save some money for his family?"

I covered my forehead and was speechless. After a while, I said, "Okay, I will rush over as soon as possible."

After saying that, I hung up the phone, closed my eyes, and gently pinched the bridge of my nose.

Chen Ying asked with a curious look on her face, "What is a zombie like? I really want to go and see it."

"No." I shook my head and refused, "The place where something happened is Qiling City. It's a day and a night away. Your parents can't let you take risks such a far away."

"It doesn't matter, I will tell them. And it's good to take me there. You can take a private plane and arrive as fast as possible." Chen Ying threw out her tempting chips.

But I was unmoved and said, "It's time to take the train."

Chen Ying thought for a while and said, "Then I'll give you a raise of your salary. How about double the monthly salary?"

Although the price is very attractive, I still shook my head and refused: "For a person who is about to quit, a salary increase is not tempting. Okay, I'll leave first, I'll rush back in time next Saturday, and I can quit next week."

After saying that, I left the Chen family villa...

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Two hours later, the train station.

It is now early January, and students from all over the country are on winter vacation, so the crowds are crowded, and most of them bring suitcases to in and out of the station.

At this moment, I suddenly felt a hand slap from behind. Out of instinctive reaction, I quickly grabbed the wrist! A female voice came from behind: "It hurts so much, let go!"

Huh? The sound sounded very familiar. When I looked back, I found that it was Chen Ying, whose face was red with a red face! She was holding a black plastic bag in her arms.

"Why are you here? You're still holding a garbage bag?"

"I'm going to see the zombie, and it's not a garbage bag." As he said that, Chen Ying opened the bag and saw bundles of 100 yuan bills, gold jewelry, and diamond jade inside it! It's worth at least tens of millions! Chen Ying is suffering from autism and rarely goes out. Even if she goes out, she is accompanied by her parents or bodyguards, so she doesn't understand the principle of "not showing off her wealth".

I hurriedly tied the 'trash bag' and asked in a low voice: "Are these your private money?"

"No, it was stolen from my mother's safe. I have to take the lead when going out. I don't know if this is enough."

I was speechless for a moment and thought that the money was enough to travel around the world, okay? And Chen Ying was determined to see the zombie. Even if she didn't take her, she would find a way to go to Qiling City by herself. She was not well-educated and did not like to communicate with others. With so much money, she would definitely attract bad people, so it would be better to take her with her...

Thinking of this, I said, "Okay, I can take you with me, but I have to inform your parents first so that they won't be anxious."

Chen Ying nodded happily: "Okay! But you have to wait until you get on the train before notifying me, otherwise they will take me back."

"Do you take action first and report later? But what should you do with these belongings?"
Chapter completed!