"How are you talking?! Which department are you from?! Who is the captain?!" The young male teacher looked not very good-looking, but the next moment, he was slightly stunned and raised the note paper in his hand, "Huh? Are you Ye... Chong?"

"Yes, do you know me?" Ye Chong's expressionless face.

"You... are the Tanhuaye Chong at the Yangwu Conference?" The young male teacher raised his voice three points and looked quite excited.

"Yes," Ye Chong's face calmed down, "You can also call me Birdman."

"I'm going, it's really you? You are Ye Chong, you?" The young male teacher's eyes widened, "My mother, I'm so happy, brother, sign me? OK? Thank you! Thank you! My girlfriend wants it."

"..." Ye Chong was covered in black lines, a little confused.

A young male teacher called him brother, which makes people feel weird.

If it is a woman, it is okay, but you can brew emotions for the infinite possibilities of the future.

But what does Yayinan’s name mean?

elder brother?

What a big deal!

Do you understand the rules of the Tao?

Calling brother is good, right?

"Brother" is just one word, and she is alone, lonely and lonely.

"Brother" is just paired up and flying together, right?

Ye Chong muttered, it’s so terrible to be uneducated.

"Oh, brother, don't worry, Teacher Wu should be preparing for a breakthrough at home. I guess I will come here later. Don't be anxious, don't be anxious." The young male teacher was a little excited and incoherent, "My girlfriend admires you very much, and she thinks I look very much like you, just like your little brother."

puff!

Ye Chong didn't hold it tight for a moment, and he didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.

“It’s so damn.

What kind of guy is this?

Brother and brother can't tell the difference.

My brother and I don't understand.

How come this makes people live?

I'm like you?

Is it a body image?

Or a personality?

Or is it as strong as?

It’s not that when you play games, you think of you as me?

Mad.

You are hooligans.

douchebag."

Ye Chong cursed in his heart, but he couldn't say it randomly. He even forced a smile and said, "Yes, yes, it's a bit like it. After all, they are all men."

"Haha, Teacher Ye, I'm so happy to see you, I..." The young male teacher rubbed his hands randomly, feeling like there was no place to put them, "Or what if I wash an apple for you?"

"..." Ye Chong looked confused, "Teacher, I'm not a teacher, don't call me that."

"It's okay, I wasn't a teacher before," the young male teacher laughed so much that he lost his eyes. "I wasn't a human before my mother was pregnant with me."

puff!

Ye Chong was caught off guard and didn't hold back for a moment, and laughed directly on the other party's face.

Too fatal.

He was in a bad mood at first, and he was particularly disliked when he looked at this damn young male teacher, but unexpectedly, he almost made the other party laugh to death in the end.

"The key is this guy who needs to be so excited when he sees me?"

Ye Chong was confused now and didn't know how to answer the conversation.

"Teacher Ye, I'm so happy to see you. Haha, let me introduce you. My surname is Yue, my name is Yue Yue, and I am Mr. Wu Dayong's assistant." The young male teacher rubbed his hands and smiled, his teeth were quite white, "Then Mr. Ye, what do you call me?"

"..." Ye Chong was so angry that he was facing this live treasure.

"Ah... Look at me, haha, I'm so excited. I thought it was Teacher Ye, and I just said disobedient." Yue Yue took out a gray notebook and handed it forward with both hands, "Teacher Ye, sign it?"

Ye Chong had no choice but to pick up the pen and sign a little bit. After all, the other party’s enthusiasm was not pretended, and he should be really excited to see him.

However, he really didn't want to sign or something. He always felt that it was meaningless. The key was that the words he wrote were not good-looking, just like those marked by a kindergarten child.

"Wow!" The young male teacher Yue Yue held the notebook in both hands, his face extremely exaggerated, "Teacher Ye, the words you wrote are so sexy, reminding me of the tadpole, my mother is pregnant with me..."

puff!

Ye Chong covered his mouth with one hand, his body trembled violently, and he kept coughing, so he sat down on the ground without a single butt.

"Teacher Ye, please sign another one?" The young male teacher Yue Yue looked at the other party with expectation, "Is that okay? Thank you Teacher Ye."

"Why do you want so much of this?" Ye Chong frowned, "Is my signature valuable?"

"No, Teacher Ye, no matter how valuable your words are, I will not sell them out for money." The young male teacher Yue Yue looked serious, "I use them all for my own use, one today, one tomorrow..."

"What?" Ye Chong was completely confused, "What are you doing with this? Blow your nose? Go to the toilet? Why do you still have one a day?"

"Eat." The young male teacher Yue Yue nodded with certainty, "Teacher Ye, the words I want you to sign are for eating."

"Eat?" Ye Chong opened his eyes wide and looked at the gray notebook, "Can you eat this? How to eat it? Why do you eat it?"

"You don't know, Teacher Ye," said the young male teacher Yue Yue mysteriously, "You are one of the most influential people now.

Absolute internet celebrity.

Plus martial arts superstar.

Especially your luck value is very high.

Otherwise, it would be impossible for several rounds to be bye.

It is said online that anyone who eats the words you signed will be equally lucky and will come whatever you want.

I saw that the words you signed were like tadpoles, which reminded me of it all at once... Haha... I am not a human being.

So, I guess my girlfriend will be able to get pregnant with a baby after I eat the letter you signed.

Ha ha.

OK.

I hope my baby is the next Teacher Ye.”

"..." When Ye Chong heard the other party say this, he immediately petrified the spot. For some reason, he now had the urge to kill people.

"Then... I should write your baby's name, right?" Ye Chong couldn't help but sigh, "What's the point of writing my name?"

"It's okay, Teacher Ye, it won't affect it." The young male teacher Yue Yue said confidently, "My wife and I have discussed it.

When you have a child, you are called Ye Chong.

Of course, this is a nickname and a nickname.

Teacher Ye, in our hometown, many of them are called Gou Sheng, Ergouzi, etc.

There is one advantage to calling this name.

A lifelong life is strong and a good health.

So, Teacher Ye, just sign your name, it’s okay, haha.

You see...

How about you sign me another name?"

"Sign, sign it." Ye Chong was in a very messy mood now, and his fists were clenched, "Stay away from me."

hey-hey.

You can do it.

Sign my name and let you eat it.

Then you act like a hooligan.

Then let your wife get pregnant.

Then the child's name is my name.

Then my name plays the same role as Dog Yuan and Er Gou Zi.

It turns out that I, Ye Chong, are your child, right?

Is this so messy?!
Chapter completed!