Chapter 108 I have to take a detour when the village bully goose meets me
The breakfast was a few small fish that I went to the sea last night and was stewed in one pot.
Seeing the white fish soup as white as milk rolling in the pot, Wu Hu asked his sister to roast a few bananas to make do with it. Otherwise, this little fish soup would not be enough for them to eat.
However, there are not many banana leaves left, so we need to find other alternatives.
After breakfast, everyone went to the beach. The coconut was gone and they needed to pick some more. When entering the mountain to trap pheasants, they could be used as a thirst-quenching drink.
The tree climbing competition between Wu Hu and Zhan Langjing was held on the beach. The goal was to climb a coconut tree more than 20 meters high at the same time. Whoever reaches the top first wins.
Their competition attracted the attention of many fans. The program team also took advantage of the situation to cut the scenes of their competition into the main live broadcast room.
Since these members will do their own work, the program team naturally chooses to follow the flow. The purpose of this survival program is to make traffic, who will still be unable to get along with traffic!
Lao Hu and the others started to cheer and cheered for the two of them.
The two of them picked a coconut tree with coconuts hanging on it. Seeing that Wu Hu was not prepared, they hung an axe on their waist. Zhan Langjing smiled and said, "Fat Tiger, if you don't prepare a rope cover on your feet, it will be very difficult to get up. You should be like me..."
Zhanlangjing showed the eight-character rope cover he prepared. The rope cover was placed on the soles of the feet, so that the soles of the feet were supported on the coconut tree in the eight-character shape. When the entire weight was applied to the soles of the feet, the soles of the feet were equal to step on the rope cover and the coconut tree, which was more labor-saving and safer.
Wu Hu smiled and said, "I don't need that, but Brother Jing, if you lose later, don't say that I am a young man who doesn't talk about martial ethics and bullies you. Otherwise, I'll give you two meters first?"
Everyone laughed and Lao Hu even cheered: "Brother Jing, can you bear this?"
Milk Chalun said 'Ouch', "Brother Jing, Fat Tiger is getting more and more swelling! You can do it! If it really doesn't work, just admit defeat!"
I originally thought that Milk Cha Lun was cheering up War Wolf Jing, but who thought it would be a final blow?
Lao Hu Gonghuo, Milk Tea Lun finished the fight, and Zhan Langjing was laughing, smiling very wolfishly, and his unyielding spirit was written on his face, "Fat Tiger, let the horse come over!"
When netizens in the live broadcast room heard Wu Hu teasing Zhan Langjing, some people thought Wu Hu was funny, but some people thought Wu Hu was very rude and was indeed inflated.
Finally, the game began with Lao Hu's "start".
Wu Hu watched the Wolf Warriors jumping up the tree. His movements were indeed very fast and had a light and agile feeling. After seeing the other party climbing the tree, Wu Hu slowed down to start, but his movements were more rapid and violent than Wolf Warriors.
Judging from his jumping upward movement, his body was completely stretched, not like he was crawling at all, but more like a big cat jumping upwards, fast and violent, and as stable as an old dog.
When I saw this scene, the barrage in the live broadcast room was only the word "女".
When Zhan Langjing took the time to look at Wu Hu, Wu Hu was almost at the top. His mouth couldn't help but open, then he hugged the tree with one hand and covered his face with the other.
Seeing this scene, everyone below and the audience in the live broadcast room laughed, "Brother Jing's expression is so cute!"
"Brother Jing: Let me die! I'm shameless! Fat Tiger misled me!"
"Brother Jing: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?"
"Hahaha... I'm impressed in silence for Brother Jing! But Fat Tiger's action is simply not a human being. Aren't he afraid of falling from the tree?"
"Why do you think the fat tiger is like a fat monkey? Although I saw him climbing a tree yesterday, the fat tiger at that time did not have this speed."
"I have to admit that Brother Hu is worthy of being the strongest tree climbing expert in our village!"
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Lao Hu laughed at the bottom, "Brother Jing, it's okay, we won't laugh at you, haha..."
Yahuazi and others also opened their mouths, unable to believe that it was Wu Hu. After all, Wu Hu was so big that the coconut felt like it was bent.
They even worried that the coconut tree would be broken if it could not bear the burden of Wu Hu.
But Wu Hu was not worried that those who climb trees would have a very keen intuition about such things, but would not be like some stupid Gengren.
Wu Hu continued to climb up, and after climbing to the top, he took out the axe hanging behind his waist, grabbed the leaf pole at the bottom of the leaves with one hand, and swung the axe with the other hand, and slashed towards the coconut hanging.
Seeing that Wu Hu had already started to cut the coconut, the Wolf Warrior Jing did not slide down. He continued to climb up. After climbing to the top, he pulled out the saber tied to his calves to cut the coconut.
After cutting off most of the coconuts on the tree, Wu Hu slid down the tree.
Old Hu gave Wu Hu a thumbs up and asked, "Fat Hu, when did you learn the tree climbing skill? You've never heard you say it before!"
"Didn't I tell you all that in our village, when I was a child, I was a little expert in climbing trees and walls, but you don't believe it! I've said that I'm not bragging to you."
Wu Hu raised his eyebrows, looking squeaky.
“…”
Everyone was speechless. You brag every day, but how could you know when you didn’t blow!
Sitting on the ground, Wu Hu picked up a coconut, cracked the axe, opened his mouth and handed it to Lao Hu, "Come on, let's drink some first, wait for Brother Jing."
Lao Hu handed the coconut to Yahuazi casually and said with a smile: "You didn't see Brother Jing's expression just now. I guess he had the intention to hit a tree at that time. But Fat Tiger, you are indeed a little unfair and bullying the old man too much, haha..."
Tietie and Mina burst into laughter, Michalun sat on the sand and said with a smile: "Old Hu, if you dare to say this in front of Brother Jing, I will accept you!"
"Brother Lun, I didn't expect you to be so bad. I want to see Brother Jing beat me, right?" Lao Hu was not fooled by Milk Cha Lun. As he said that, he took the coconut handed over by Wu Hu and handed it to Tietie. "Don't say, Brother Jing will be really angry and embarrassed in a while. You better not laugh!"
Yahuazi said speechlessly: "Lao Hu, you are the one who laughs the happiestly here."
"Impossible! We are all professionally trained."
Wu Hu glanced at Lao Hu speechlessly, waiting for the wolf warrior to descend the tree in the capital.
Not long after, the Wolf Warriors also came down from the tree. He was not as reckless as Wu Hu, and when he used a saber to cut the coconut, he only chose the big one.
After getting down the tree, Zhan Langjing smiled, "Fat Tiger, it depends on you when picking coconuts in the future. Compared with you, I am indeed old arms and legs."
Zhan Langjing naturally knew that Wu Hu could climb the coconut tree so fast without using the task tools, which shows that he was already very proficient in the use of the strange power. Therefore, he was not ready to test the rock climbing item, so he would not continue to be slapped in the face.
Wu Hu laughed and said, "Brother Jing, it's actually nothing to lose to me in the matter of climbing trees. It's not that I'm bragging to you. I remember back then, when I was in our village, it was also an invincible existence in the whole village. Walking in the village, even those village tyrants had to take a detour when they met me."
These words made everyone laugh and made netizens in the live broadcast room laugh.
"Fat Tiger, I won't explain!"
"The gods and village tycoons have to take a detour!"
"Village Bald Goose: Don't mention the evil tiger that is suffering from plague to me, it's a headache!"
"Ha ha……"
"A person familiar with the matter came to reveal that Fat Tiger bragged again. Thinking about the past, he was chased and bitten by several village tyrants in the village every day, crying for his father and mother, and his pisses flowing. His crotch-opener pants were pecked off by those village tyrants, hahaha..."
"Wow! Really? This is Fat Tiger's dark history!"
"Hahaha……"
Chapter completed!