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Chapter 263 The Divine Comedy 'You Can't Beat Me!'

Wu Hu sank into the coral reef, picked up the gray stone, and shook away the sand on the surface, revealing the uneven surface inside.
This irregular stone is about the size of a basketball. Those with sharp eyes can already see that it is not actually a real stone, but a large shellfish.
At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room exclaimed, "What the hell is this?"
"Some kind of large shellfish!"
"This is a clam!"
"Tridacna? What is it?"
"A first-class protected animal in the ocean!"
"No way! Does Fat Tiger want to commit suicide again? Don't the program team inform you?"
"Is Fat Tiger still in the sea? How can I notify him?"
"Isn't it said that Tridacna is an endangered species? How come endangered species are always encountered by Fat Tiger? Didn't this happen accidentally?"
"Would you please come out and teach us a lesson? Thank you!"
"This is probably not a clam, it's probably a saw oyster."

At this time, Wu Hu was also looking through the things in his hands. After looking at them for a while, he took this thing and the Spanish mackerel and floated toward the sea.
Not long after, he emerged from the sea, holding a strange shell in one hand and wiping the seawater from his face. The photographer next to him frowned and looked at him, as if he was hesitant to speak, and winked at Wu Hu.
But Wu Hu didn't seem to see it.
Yue Nie Feng and Da Wei Ge on the shore couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief when they saw Wu Hu surface.
Wu Hu's diving lasted for about ten minutes. If Wu Hu hadn't told them about the length of his diving before when he entered the water, they would probably have wanted to go down and have a look.
However, judging from the distance Wu Hu came to the surface, it was obvious that he had swam to the deep sea. This water quality was really not something they could compare to.
No wonder this kid keeps yelling for them to go home and enjoy life.
However, when they watched Wu Hu carrying something ashore, the helpless mood quickly disappeared and was replaced by curiosity and surprise.
Wu Hu not only held a strange-shaped shellfish in his arms, but also hung a large fish of 70 to 80 centimeters around his waist. That big fish was enough for them to eat a full meal.
At this time, the two couldn't help but think of what Wu Hu said before, "There is a difference between not eating enough and not eating enough." Now it seems that the difference is indeed very big!
"Fat Tiger, what kind of shellfish is this? Why does it look so strange?" Zhao Niefeng asked.
Big Wei said: "It should be some kind of oyster! I seem to have seen it before, but I can't remember its name."
Wu Hu threw the thing on the beach, and the underwater photographer followed him, taking close-up shots of the thing.
Wu Hu said: "This thing is a sawtooth oyster. It looks a bit like the first-class marine protected animal Tridacna, but it is not that thing."
Wu Hu used an affirmative tone and did not dare to be careless at this time. He believed that if he spoke in an uncertain tone, netizens would definitely complain.
At that time, the complaints made by netizens were still minor, and it was very normal to be criticized by some social organizations and even reported by some people.
For example, in a later program, little sister Wu Xuanyi was reported to have eaten a clam, a protected animal. In fact, it was a sawtooth oyster.
Wu Hu didn't want to be reported again. The last time he took care of the seabirds, he was already reported. The host Hu Xiaotian told him in private.
This is another reason why he later captured King Glasses Jing alive.
When surviving in the wild, you need to pay more attention to many aspects, because no one knows whether the dangers from nature may also lurk crises from society.
Wu Hu said, sat down on the ground, took off the Spanish mackerel from his waist, then took off his flippers, took off the spear gun, and then picked up the giant shell on the ground.
He handed the giant shell in front of the camera, pointed to the serrations on it and said: "The saw-toothed oysters and clams are actually quite debatable. Look at the serrations on the shells and the corners. Doesn't it look sharper? The clams' ones.
The corners are blunter, rounder, and look more like wavy lines. In addition, you can also look at their appearance. The appearance of Tridacna will be accompanied by some protruding spines and algae, while the serrated oyster does not have it and is much smoother. In addition, you can also look at
Their colors, the colors of clams are much more brilliant than the colors of sawtooth oysters..."
Wu Hu was "showing off" to the camera. The underwater photographer on the side couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. He wanted to remind Wu Hu of this before, but Wu Hu didn't look at him and couldn't catch his eyes. Although this was a bit
Suspected of cheating, but who said Fat Tiger is so popular? Fortunately, Wu Hu knew what he was doing, which saved him from having to worry about cheating.
At the same time, netizens in the live broadcast room also breathed a sigh of relief for him, "I just said that Fat Tiger doesn't look like that kind of ignorant person!"
"I just made a hundred crossings and found out that Tridacna is so precious. It's a pity that it's not that thing. I thought the fat tiger was going to attack again!"
"Send it? Send it in prison? Haha..."
"A few more useless knowledge points have been added."
"Who says it's useless? You can use it to show off your competition! Isn't it the time when you're having dinner with friends, colleagues, or even your girlfriend to show off your competition?"
"By the way, how much meat is in such a big oyster?"
"It's hard to tell. It may be that the meat inside is very full, or there may be less than two ounces of meat inside. It all depends on luck."
"Two liang? No way! It looks like it weighs at least several kilograms!"
"That thing is the weight of the shell. If it were me, I would just exchange it for supplies. Even if I exchange it five to one, I would still make a profit."

But obviously, Wu Hu never thought of exchanging it for supplies.
Although he could make it in one meal with the materials exchanged, he had never eaten such a big oyster before, so he wanted to try it.
Even though there may not be much meat in it, who wants to eat it?
If he was in the second group, he might also consider exchanging it.
At this time, Big Wei had already put on his flippers, picked up his spear gun and went into the water.
However, he did not go to the deep sea area, but circled in the shallow water area. After two dives, he got a small fish of thirty to forty centimeters up, and then handed the spear gun to Zhao Niefeng.
With this hunting efficiency, it would be strange for Wu Hu to regard them as his opponents.
Seeing Wu Hu sitting on the beach with a contented look on his face, with his hands behind his back, Big Wei couldn't help but laugh, "Fat Hu, what's the look on your face? Are you mocking me?"
Wu Hu shook his head, "I'm not mocking you, I'm mocking all the guys who want to compete with us for the championship. After seeing my diving prowess in the last event, smart people should choose to give up! If you stay, you will only get it for yourself.
It's just an insult, haha..."
In Wu Hu and Dawei's live broadcast room, countless netizens complained, "It's over, Fat Tiger is completely lost. You must know that the arrogant soldiers will be defeated!"
"Seeing how hard it is for Brother Dawei to hunt fish, it's hard for Fat Tiger not to be distracted! Haha..."
"I can also float, but the gap is too big. Brother Dawei's physical strength is not as good as before!"
"Indeed, Fat Tiger's current physical strength is absolutely crushing compared to theirs."
“为什么我想揍胖虎一顿呢?这副臭屁的样子,完全不知道什么叫尊老爱幼啊!”
"Are you trying to say that David Williams is old?"

Looking at Wu Hu's arrogant look, Big Wei couldn't help laughing and shaking his head, but he still said firmly: "I admit that you are a good diver, but we are not just me, we also have Su Su and the others! Fat Tiger, you are proud of yourself.
It’s too early, we still don’t know who will win!”
"Hahaha... Let's all come together! I'm not afraid at all!" After saying this, Wu Hu remembered the Internet slut song "You Can't Beat Me!" and continued to laugh, "Beat me."
But let me! There is no way, I am just so powerful..."
Brother Dawei was already speechless, "Panghu, just wait, let me take a rest first, and I will come back later to learn your clever tricks!"
At this time, in the live broadcast room, countless netizens were insulted by Wu Hu.
"Fat Hu must be crazy. Doesn't he know that this is very hateful? Haha..."
"If I could, I would strangle him to death right now! That laughter is so mean."
"You don't give senior any face at all! What's wrong with Fat Tiger?"
At this time, this Internet divine song has not yet appeared, otherwise everyone would understand the reason for Wu Hu's unstoppable laughter at this time.
Seeing Brother Wei looking like he wanted to beat him, Wu Hu couldn't help coughing lightly, "Brother Wei, what are you doing? We are a desert island survival show, not a martial arts scene! If I accidentally kill Brother Wei,
If I break it, won’t others say that I don’t respect the elderly and care for the young enough?”
"Shame! You still dare to scold me for being an old man, Fat Tiger, it's not over, this matter is not over!"
Brother Dawei showed the sharp eyes and ferocious expression of a big villain. People who didn't know better thought he was angry and wanted to use force to solve the problem with Wu Hu!
Although Wu Hu also saw that Big Wei was cooperating with him and joking with him, the expression of this villain was indeed a bit scary, and the villain's aura was too powerful.
Naturally, Wu Hu couldn't fight with him, lest he hurt each other. If he accidentally knocked the opponent out, the joke would be a big one.
So I had to find a step for him to come down, "Brother, if I said, these are actually the lyrics of a funny song I wrote before, would you believe it?"
"Hey, hey, do you think I'm easy to fool?"
"That's really the lyrics of a song. If you don't believe me, I'll sing it to you!"
Then, when Wu Hu sang that mean song with his devilish laughter, Big Wei was stunned. And the netizens in the live broadcast room, after being stunned, couldn't help laughing, "Damn!
Fat Tiger is so mean! Hahaha..."
"Sounds like I'm writing about a game..."
"I guess Fat Tiger was beaten badly in League of Legends, so he came up with such a song to brag about himself. I don't believe he can show off like this with Yasuo!"
"Fat Tiger, come and face the blast!"
"The show makes my scalp numb! Hahaha..."
"If you sing this song in front of others, you will be beaten!"
"Be more confident and remove the word 'ba'!"
"Please beg Fat Tiger to add a melody to this song!"
"Same request! Program team, have you seen our appeal? Consciously inform Fat Tiger! The needs of the audience must be met. This is your service purpose, understand?"

Big Wei didn't expect that Wu Hu would be so showy, and he would have the nerve to sing such a cheap song. Aren't you afraid of being beaten?
Uh-huh!
It seems like I can't beat him!
Although he said before that he wanted to learn Fat Tiger's clever moves, he also understood that how could he beat someone who could train his muscles and bones to that level?
When you were young, you might not be convinced, and you might fight to win. But now that you are in your early forties, how can you still be as knowledgeable as a young man?
"So you really can write songs!" Big Wei laughed, "It's just, how do you have the nerve to sing such a cheap song?"
"There's no way! I'm just so powerful! Hahaha..."
Big Wei was directly defeated by Wu Hu.
Fortunately, at this time, Zhao Niefeng emerged from the water with a sea fish that was more than forty minutes old and swam back to the shore.
Wu Hu took the speargun from Zhao Niefeng's hand and said, "I'll go diving again and take care of tomorrow's breakfast!"
Brother Dawei was stunned for a moment and said: "No! So many fish are not enough?"
"This is not enough! I can finish this in one meal!"
"..."
Seeing Wu Hu put on flippers, walked into the sea, and plunged into the sea, Big Wei couldn't help but smile and said to the panting Zhao Niefeng: "This kid is so interesting!"
Zhao Niefeng looked at him confused, "Did something happen just now?"
"Haha... He sang a song just now, but the lyrics made him want to be beaten. It was so arrogant and he deserved a beating!"
"What song did he sing?" Zhao Niefeng asked curiously.
"Can't learn, can't learn..."
Big Wei immediately shook his head. If he sang that song at his age, he would feel like he was going to get cancer from embarrassment, so he quickly shook his head.
"Do you remember the lyrics? Tell me a few words and I'll listen!"
Big Wei nodded, then cleared his throat and moved his lips, but he couldn't say anything, and in the end he couldn't hold back his laughter.
Zhao Niefeng was even more confused when he saw this.
In Big Wei's live broadcast room, many of his netizens also laughed.
"Hahaha... I actually saw Brother Dawei being shy, damn it!"
"Big Wei has no problem playing the villain, but asking him to act mean is not in line with his style! It's completely out of place, haha..."
"It's not surprising! I'm embarrassed to sing such a cheap song."
"Hahaha...all I can think about right now is Fat Tiger's magical laughter."
"I always feel that Fat Hu's musical talent is a little skewed. Why does he write so many weird songs? Just adapt "Thank You for Your Love" into that ghostly look, and that song
"Azhen falls in love with Aqiang"..."
“《阿珍爱上了阿强》这首还好吧!现在这首《你打不过我吧!》,简直就是欠揍神曲!”
"It's hard for Big Wei to resist beating up Fat Tiger!"
"Are you sure Big Wei can beat Fat Tiger?"
"Really? Just like when Big Wei plays a villain and I'm afraid the protagonist won't be able to defeat him, I always feel that Big Wei, the villain, might not be able to defeat Fat Tiger!"
Chapter completed!
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