Chapter 703: Its fake! Is Fat Tiger so dishonest?(1/2)
The scene went crazy, the Internet exploded, and the fans knelt down.
Crazy, unbelievable, God... and other words, all tell everyone how poor the bald eagle people's words of praise are. At this time, everyone has a kind of "you will regret less when the book is used, and you can buy it and travel around the world"
Feel.
When Wu Hu came off the stage, the scene was directly overwhelmed by cheers.
The reporters on the sidelines immediately came up to him and surrounded him. "Tiger, can you tell everyone why your long-range three-point shot is so accurate? What's the secret?"
"Tiger, are you ready to enter professional basketball?"
"Tiger, I heard that you are not planning to release an album in the future. Is it because you want to enter the professional basketball world after professional boxing?"
…
Faced with various problems, Wu Hu smiled and stretched out his hand to press slightly, "Just be quiet. First of all, I have no idea of playing ball. Playing ball every day is too boring. It's just like my previous martial arts training. It's boring. This
Not the life I want."
"As for why my long-range three-pointer is so accurate, it's very simple. It's just like me throwing a javelin or a short spear. As long as I know where to hit and hit the ball, it won't be difficult for me.
, just like Tim’s 45-degree angle board..."
"..."
Is this simple?
Listen, is this human talk?
Many fans were speechless when they heard Wu Hu's words.
But thinking about this guy who seemed to be really accurate when he threw the short spear in the survival show, everyone felt that there seemed to be nothing wrong. Although Wu Hu's words were suspected of being pretentious, what he had to admit was that he was actually pretending.
arrive.
At this time, Du Xiaoshuai, who lost the bet, took off his clothes, and then wrote the words "You beat me" on it with a signature pen, and signed his name.
"Tiger, you win!" Du Xiaoshuai was convinced, especially the eight super long three-pointers that Wu Hu threw in later, which can even be said to be the three-pointers in the game.
It's a shame that such an awesome man is not a professional player, otherwise... Just imagine, would a man who can fire cannons in the audience become a nightmare for all stars?
Who is Jordan? No matter how strong Jordan is, he can still defend him.
How to defend against this guy?
Wu Hu smiled and said: "KD, do you want Sijia's bath water?"
The reporter next to him burst out laughing when he heard this.
Du Xiaoshuai had a dark face: You can't make it, right? Can you say something else?
At this time, the Black Mamba came over, pushed aside the reporters, put his arm around Wu Hu's shoulders, took him aside, and asked in a low voice: "Tiger, are you interested in joining us as the Lakers to win a championship together? Regular
You don’t have to show up for Sai…”
Today, the Black Mamba, after joining forces with Dayao, already holds six championship rings.
So this year he plans to give it another try and surpass the number of championship rings held by the old basketball hooligan. Although he cannot surpass the old hooligan’s contribution to the league, as long as the number of rings exceeds his, when people talk about the number one in history in the future, he will
Also qualified to be mentioned.
Although Black Mamba is paranoid, he still has no shame in saying such things as a super old gangster.
But he can't say it, fans can! People who don't have a championship dare to say that they are a super old hooligan with one championship. If he holds seven championship rings, hum!
Wu Hu laughed and said: "Are you kidding me? I'm not a player!"
"You just need to register with the Players Association. Then you will be a free agent, and then we can sign a contract with you... How about it? Is it very simple?"
Du Xiaoshuai was following them quietly and his eyes were straight. How could he still operate like this?
But thinking about it, it seems that it really works! The league doesn't care how you operate it. As long as you are a member of the Players Association, no matter how useless you are, you can sign a contract as long as the team is willing.
Although a maximum salary is not possible, a minimum salary is possible! You don’t even need to play in the regular season, you can directly play in the playoffs. When the time comes, as long as this guy steps onto the court, who the hell can defend him?
This is a super BUG!
Isn't this bullying?
When Wu Hu heard this, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Black Mamba, you will scare them."
As he spoke, he deliberately glanced back at Du Xiaoshuai, who was silently following them.
But thinking about being able to get a championship ring will be a topic of conversation. When talking about this championship in the future, can we get around him, a cheater? And it can also hit the three giants who are at the top of the team. Why do they suddenly
There is an inexplicable sense of excitement!
Of course, the Lakers still have to get past the Spurs, the strong team in the Western Conference.
This year's finals will be a battle between the Spurs and the Heat.
But this is a script from another time and space. Now that the Lakers have Yao, as long as the Black Mamba is not injured, it is still unclear who will win in a battle with the Spurs.
Just think about it, he is a singer, actor, amateur boxer, and business owner, and he suddenly went to play in the NBA league, how come he feels a bit nondescript!
It’s too unprofessional!
Moreover, if you play in the NBA, if the national team is called up, should you go by yourself?
Forget it, it's better not to be too careless about your job.
"Haha, forget it, I'll sing a song for you first."
The on-site DJ has already asked Wu Hu to prepare. The players from both sides who were warming up began to return to the locker room one after another, preparing to appear under the on-site DJ's roll call.
As soon as Wu Hu left, Du Xiaoshuai asked Black Mamba, "KB, are you kidding me?"
"Ha! Who knows!"
"..."
When the players from both sides came out, Wu Hu came out with a microphone and sang two songs. One was the flower-planting song "Human is -" from the new album, and the other was "unstoppable" which was used as a battle song by the NBA.
The song "Human Is -" allowed the audience to experience a five-D ear-splitting super enjoyment, and also proved Wu Hu's singing skills beyond ordinary people's imagination.
Millions of tuners, does he need this kind of service?
Many spectators at the scene and in front of the motor were once again shocked by Wu Hu.
Swift was a little surprised. After Wu Hu came off the stage, she said, "I thought that song was your studio masterpiece, but I didn't expect you to be so stable live."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Wu Hu smiled evilly at her, "Are you looking down on me?"
A few people were chatting in low voices. The game started soon. Both sides took the field. Dayao once again lost the jump ball. Facing his opponent, he just stepped on the ball and didn't even jump.
After the match started, I don't know if it was because of Wu Hu's stimulation, Du Xiaoshuai seemed to have been given a shot of blood, his hands were hot, and the Black Mamba couldn't guard him.
Of course, the opponent's defenders couldn't guard against the Black Mamba. Unfortunately, in comparison, the Milan Blacksmith's business was relatively good, and it was non-stop after opening.
In the end, the Lakers narrowly defeated their opponents by "fifteen points", 105:120.
After the game, the Black Mamba refused to give up and said to Wu Hu: "Look, if you were on the court today, just throw a few and we would win."
Wu Hu was speechless, "Brother, you lost by fifteen points!"
"Yeah, just five three-pointers!"
"..."
Okay! Just be happy.
When they went to be interviewed by the media, Wu Hu had already left with the widowed sister, Swifty, and the husky girl.
Because he was surrounded by three big Hollywood girls, no one would have thought that the relationship between them would be so complicated.
When they went to the widow's sister's residence in Hollywood, the Black Mamba, Dayao, and their coach Brown were being interviewed by reporters.
As soon as they sat down, a reporter eagerly asked the Black Mamba if it was true that you wanted to sign Tiger.
Black Mamba knew it and asked, "Who said that?"
"KD, he just said that you want to sign Tiger without even using him to play in the regular season."
Black Mamba smiled and said: "I'm sure that Tiger is definitely the best super three-point shooter on the planet. He is the best championship puzzle piece. What do you think?"
"..."
It seems to make sense.
Dayao sat aside and laughed, and then someone asked him about the possibility of signing Tiger.
Dayao shook his head and said with a smile: "He is an actor and singer, how could he come to play ball?"
"But he's still a boxer. Maybe he had a sudden whim!"
Dayao shook his head, "Then I don't know, you go ask him!"
Then the reporter asked coach Mike Brown if there was any possibility of signing Wu Hu?
Mike Brown laughed and said: "We have a good chemistry now."
This was a polite rejection, which made some reporters feel slightly relieved, such as reporters in Miami, reporters in San Antonio, etc.
If they really want to sign such a three-point bug, how should the Lakers stop it? With Yao on the inside, it is already difficult to deal with, and they also have to deal with the black mamba on the outside. Another one can throw it all over the court.
To be continued...