Chapter 128: Tang San's Counterattack Begins
Tang San rewarded Banggian with a bad luck charm, then pretended not to see Banggian and went back to the courtyard.
When he arrived at the door of his house and saw it, he immediately became furious.
The door of the house was open, and the big pot of stewed meat was thrown at the door.
There was no broth left inside, and the key was that the pot was not cleaned.
Before he could scold him, the second aunt who had already paid attention to what was going on in his house came out.
"Although your kid scolded me yesterday, for the sake of the neighbors."
"I'll tell you who did this. You have to thank me properly in the future."
Tang San: "I will definitely thank you...eighth generation ancestors (quietly)"
Second aunt: "Jia He and Zhang from the middle courtyard did it. They said they would help you wash the pots."
"I can only watch, but why I didn't brush it, I don't know."
After Tang San heard this, he picked up the pot and went back to the house.
Second aunt: "Bah, you have no manners at all. You deserve to be missed by Jia and Zhang."
Tang San was inside the house, lighting up the stove and issuing spells to the selected targets.
The second aunt was the main force in scolding him, and she was the most venomous, so she rewarded him with a mocking charm.
Liu Haizhong, that bastard, was the first person to jump out and scold him.
I will reward you with a Croton Talisman and let you pull it for two consecutive days to see if you can still dance.
Two brothers, Liu Guangtian, kicked in the door and each gave him a bad luck charm.
As for Jia Zhang, the old beggar, let's go with a Croton Talisman and the two fattest ones as companions.
In this way, there are people in the men's and women's toilets, and they can still chat.
As Tang San chanted in his heart, several talismans flashed across the space.
These people only felt a chill on their bodies and had no other reaction.
Silly Zhu is addicted to fishing. He cannot see the road until it is dark. He will never come back.
Banggen had the beef he stole yesterday to eat, and when he got home, he took advantage of Mrs. Jia Zhang’s lack of attention.
He took the hidden beef and ran out to show off to others.
Jia Zhang had a bowl of meat jelly in the morning.
The little Sophora japonica could only watch, unable to take a bite of it.
As soon as Qin Huairu took it over in the afternoon, Xiao Huaihua cried and complained.
What could they do? The mother and daughter could only cry together.
At this time, Bangge didn't come back, and she had already started to get greedy, eating the aspic in small bites.
While I was eating, I felt something was wrong, so I got up and ran to the toilet.
Fortunately, during this period, Shazhu often helped her with leg compressions.
At this critical moment, she still didn't lose her grip and managed to get to the toilet.
The situation in Liu Haizhong's family is almost like a fantasy drama.
The three men in the family all disliked the second aunt today.
But they are a family after all, and they have been suppressing their anger.
The second aunt was unaware of all this, but there was a limit to her tolerance.
When Liu Haizhong couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to go to the toilet, the second aunt grabbed him.
"Get some toilet paper, otherwise what are you going to use to wipe your butt?"
Liu Haizhong thought that he was an adult and could not hold back for such a short time.
Just waiting for his wife to get toilet paper, he felt a P coming.
This fart was not taken seriously, and the bangs were pulled out of the pocket.
After Liu Guangtian and his brother noticed the smell, they quietly retreated far away.
The second aunt came over with toilet paper and immediately smelled a stench.
"Why is the courtyard so smelly? Old man, you can't help it, can you?"
Liu Haizhong's answer to him was a loud butt bag.
"Hurry up and find some clothes for me, you loser. If it weren't for you, I would shit my pants."
"And you two little bastards, bring me hot water quickly and let me wash it off."
Brother Liu Guangtian hadn't moved yet when Liu Haizhong's instructions changed again.
"Bring me the toilet first. I don't think I can wait any longer."
Liu Haizhong's words just fell out.
Thunderbolt, thunder and roar.
Then a smellier temperature came, and the big cotton pants could no longer cover the bangs.
Along the trouser legs, it filled up the shoes he was wearing and began to flow to the ground.
Liu Guangtian and his brother put the toilet on the ground, turned around and ran into the courtyard.
One is so smelly that he can't bear it any longer, and the other will definitely get beaten if he doesn't run away.
But they didn't dare to run far, so they could only wander around the yard.
Liu Haizhong didn't like the second aunt today.
I had never heard this scolding before, and I would give her a few slaps from time to time.
The second aunt slapped and scolded him in his bangs, and helped him clean up his hair.
Then there was a gap in the middle and I quickly changed him into a pair of cotton pants.
My bangs are now starting to look a bit regular, after a burst of gongs and drums.
He picked up his cotton pants and ran to the toilet as fast as he was going to rob something.
God was more generous this time and allowed him to successfully run into the toilet.
The second aunt first placed the toilet at the door, lifted the door curtain, and opened the door to let out some air.
Then I went to clean up the remnants left on the ground and in my bangs.
The two brothers Liu Guangtian watched from the shadows in the distance, but no one had the intention to step forward to help.
When the second aunt cleaned up the house and carried the toilet to empty it.
From the backyard to the public toilet, no one who saw her had a good look on her face.
At this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang could no longer hold on in the public toilet.
The legs she was squatting on were numb and had no feeling.
But her belly kept reminding her that as long as she dared to get up, it would make her look good.
When the second aunt came to the toilet carrying the toilet, she saw Mrs. Jia Zhang like this.
I just said a few sentences directly, if there were no sarcasm.
In her current state, Jia Zhang will never talk back.
But all this was done with the help of the taunting charm, and the two sides began to curse each other.
If it weren't for Liu Haizhong shouting from the next door to deliver toilet paper, the two of them would have fought until dawn.
As soon as the second aunt stepped forward, Mrs. Jia Zhang couldn't hold her back any longer.
He sat down in the toilet pit, followed by a pitiful scream.
Jia Zhang's size and weight successfully prevented him from falling into the latrine.
But her weight also hurt her badly at this time.
In winter, dry toilets in the north are closed in the front, but the back is frozen solid.
If you sit down in this situation, you can make up your own mind.
Jia Zhang is now like a tortoise that has been turned upside down and can only wait for others to rescue her.
"Help, help come quickly."
What is face, as long as I can drag her out now.
During this time, most people are waiting indoors for dinner.
The doors are also closed tightly, for fear that the cold wind will get in.
Jia Zhang's cry for help was only heard by the second aunt who was rushing home to get toilet paper.
But the second aunt's footsteps showed no intention of stopping at all.
Help? You want to trick yourself into going back to continue the quarrel, right?
Chapter completed!