Chapter 178: Han Li
Han Li: "Master, if you come to our Maoshan sect, senior brother Simu and I would like to invite the ancestor."
"Assign you a master who is senior enough. Maybe you can become our uncle!"
Ikkyu: "That's complete nonsense."
After saying that, he went to his room faster, but Han Li didn't intend to let him go.
"Master, what's the benefit of being a monk? Anyway, you have broken many precepts, so joining Maoshan is nothing."
"You are talking nonsense. This poor monk has never broken the precepts."
Although Ikkyu was retorting, the speed of his feet was not slow at all.
Han Li: "Master, have you ever drank water? There is a saying that the Buddha sees eighty-four thousand insects in a bowl of water."
"Insects are also life. You have killed so many times. The Buddha has long since abandoned you. You'd better join our Maoshan sect."
Normally, Ikkyu would definitely refute him.
But today, he was blinded by Han Li's continuous questioning. Now he just wants to return home and sober up.
Seeing Yixiu disappear before his eyes, Han Li turned around with regret.
As a result, he saw the three of them looking at him with dumbfounded expressions.
Four eyes: "Junior brother, what is the situation of our Maoshan sect's Corpse Control lineage? Why don't I know anything about it?"
Han Li: "I'm just kidding, I don't know anything about the Corpse Control lineage."
Four eyes..., even though I was cheated, why am I very happy.
Jia Le suddenly felt that it was actually good to be beaten, but it would be fatal if he was beaten like this.
Jingjing, this person is really good-looking. It’s a pity that he has such a mouth. That’s right, master.
Only now did this Jingjing remember her master and hurriedly ran back.
Don't look at it, it's rabbit, pheasant, and the dish originally prepared by Jia Le.
For the three of them, it's not much. Practicing boxing consumes a lot of energy.
They had just finished eating here, Jia Le was clearing away the bowls, and came over with Jingjing as soon as they had a break.
"Brother Taoist, I just had a bit of heat stroke. I'm really rude."
"But now that I'm fine, I need to explain to my fellow Taoists what it means to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately."
"He means that by letting go of delusions, discrimination, evil deeds, and attachments, you can become a Buddha."
Han Li: "Master, everything you say is right, but I just don't listen."
"You Buddhists are best at talking and talking. Anyone who listens is a fool."
"Jia Le, see if there are any leftovers and get some for this master."
"I didn't see people coming to my door to ask for alms. I really don't have any discernment."
Yixiu: "Fellow Taoist, I'm not here to seek alms, I'm here to discuss Taoism with you."
Han Li: "Oh, the monk came to discuss Taoism in our Taoist monastery, and you are here to kick him."
"You are so brave. I will teach you a lesson today without my senior brother taking action."
After saying that, he took out a submachine gun from his rattan box and pointed it at Ikkyu.
"Come on, let me see how powerful you are, monk. How dare you come to play in the gym?"
A break......
"Fellow Taoist, you misunderstood, that's not what I meant."
"That's not what you mean? Then you are just making fun of me."
After saying that, he immediately loaded the gun and fired a shot at the side.
"ah......."
Jingjing screamed in fright, and Jia Le ran in from outside.
I saw the master smiling and watching the fun, and the uncle held a very powerful foreign gun and pointed it at Jingjing and the master.
"Uncle, since you are a guest when you pass by,..."
Before Jia Le finished speaking, Han Li kicked him aside.
"Those who don't have good eyesight, people are just here to play games, and the guests are also bad guests."
Look at Master Xiang Yixiu and said with contempt.
"Master, how about I give you three moves first? Don't worry, I will never beat you to pieces."
"Your corpse, which has been tempered for many years, is still very useful to our corpse-controlling lineage."
"If you find a place to keep it warm for a few years, it will become a good fighter."
After Han Li said this, all three people except Master Yixiu rolled their eyes.
When Yixiu faced Han Li, who was now fooling around, he suddenly felt very powerless in his heart.
What he said just now was reasonable, but now that he has come to his senses, he is actually unreasonable.
If Han Li knew what he was thinking, he would definitely tell him directly.
In the future, there will be a kind of person. If you reason with him, he will act like a hooligan with you.
If you play gangster with him, he will talk to you about the law. If you talk to him about the law, he will talk to you about the national conditions.
If you talk to him about national conditions, he will talk to you about integration. If you talk to him about integration, he will talk to you about policies.
You talk to him about policies, and he plays gangster with you. In the end, he will piss you off to death.
"Ami Tofu, today I am the poor monk Meng Lang."
"I will make sure to make it clear before I visit you another day. Today, I will leave first."
After saying that, he took the disciple who was still staring at Han Li and stood up to leave.
Han Li: "Master, please go slowly, but it's best to go later. I'm a bit angry when I wake up."
After they left, Simu pulled him aside.
"Junior brother, you wouldn't really pay attention to that monk's corpse, would you? I tell you that is a wicked way."
"This is detrimental to your morality. You must not have such thoughts."
Han Li: "I don't have time to raise corpses. It would be so easy to just grab ready-made ones."
"It's okay if it's not like this. I will definitely pay attention to it for you."
After returning from a break, I felt so angry that I couldn't let it out.
At this time, Jingjing came over and told him that the so-called corpse-controlling lineage was brought up by Han Li for fun.
This time I felt even more uncomfortable after a break. I walked around the room without feeling as calm as before.
Han Li was supervising Jiale's practice while refreshing the golden light spell.
Simu meditates in the quiet room inside. Cultivation of Taoism is never achieved overnight.
Han Li didn't let Jia Le go until dinner was cooked.
By the time we were eating, not only was it very hot, but the mosquitoes were also out.
Han Li directly released Dong Xiaoyu,
"Owner."
"It's too hot, and there are mosquitoes. Please help me fan myself to repel them."
"My maid obeys your orders."
Seeing this, Jia Le and Si Mu's eyes bulged out, and even the food no longer tasted good.
Si Mu is already calculating his family fortune and seeing if he can buy a Yin-Yang Wood from his senior fellow apprentices.
I would like to accept a female ghost as my maid, and I won’t feel too comfortable just thinking about it.
As for that little bit of yin energy, just meditate for a little longer and it will be fine
In this barren mountain, you can only sleep after eating. Han Li just lay down,
Evening classes began as soon as he got off, and the sound of chanting sutras and banging wooden fish made his head hurt.
I really don't know how Simu could endure it. Han Li's submachine gun fired again and again.
"What kind of Buddha are you cultivating? Do you know that you have already committed the 'evil deeds' in the precepts?"
"If it's affecting my rest, don't blame me for my shaky hands and inaccurate shooting."
Han Li's words once again made Yixiu angry.
Chapter completed!