Seeing He Yuyu's confused face, these two brothers and sisters are both brainless. They have lived together for many years. How can they still not know what is going on in their family?

Who cares about her, it's okay to be silly and go drink.

"What are you doing? Let the three uncles wait for you. They don't see you when they work, and they wait for you when they eat. Why don't you go to heaven?"

"Hey, Silly Zhu said you were stupid, but you are not stupid at all! When you gave me eye drops, you didn't miss even once! Why did I go? I let the rain catch the steamed buns, and by the way, I brought vegetables and the deaf old lady

Did I make the wrong arrangements to have dinner together?"

"That's right, that's right."

"This kid Damao has really grown up!"

"You are a good boy who knows how to respect the elderly."

The three uncles rushed to praise Xu Damao. When it came to the deaf old lady, no one in the hospital dared to speak against him.

The deaf old lady’s military martyrs, “husbands, and sons” all died for the country. The country took her to the nursing home several times but refused to go because she said she didn’t want to cause trouble to the country!

The old lady is registered in the Commander-in-Chief's Mansion! Who dares to be disrespectful to her!

Even "Jia Fei" also said:

"Da Mao is really good now. He knows how to take care of the elderly. He is a good person!"

Everyone praised him randomly, but Zhu Zhu pouted and looked unconvinced.

"Stop praising me. If you praise me again, my face will turn red."

Hahahahaha….

"How about we get started?"

Silly Zhu said: "Come on, let's have a drink together."

Jia Fei said: "No, Damao is opening a house today, so we must have three glasses of wine together!"

The third uncle said: "It makes sense. When you open the door, you should pay attention to the three Yangs and Kai Tai. Let's have three cups together. It's just right."

The third uncle is a scholar. When he says this, he pretends to understand even if he doesn't understand, saying that this is how it should be.

Silly Zhu asked someone boring and boring again. After everyone drank three glasses of wine together.

Xu Damao said: "Three gentlemen, you three are supposed to give orders next, but can you let me say a few words first? Just a few words. Otherwise, with my drinking capacity, I am afraid that I will fall down before I say anything.

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Hahahahaha….

"Then let Damao speak first." The second uncle expressed his position first.

The first and third uncles also said, "Da Mao still needs to practice his drinking ability."

During the Chinese New Year, everyone sometimes drinks together. Everyone in the compound knows how much Xu Damao can drink. He can drink up to half a pound at most, and then he falls unconscious!

"Then I'll go overboard, just a few words."

"The first cup is to wish our motherland prosperity and strength!"

One sentence fooled everyone! Everyone usually drinks and brags, but when did they start using the country?

This is so awesome. If I have the opportunity in the future, I will have to show off my appearance, especially the second uncle, who will be so excited that his face will twitch!

Everyone finished their first drink.

Xu Damao said: "With this second cup, I hope our factory will become better and better and more prosperous!"

Let's all drink the second cup together.

Xu Damao continued: "With this third cup, I hope our compound will always be harmonious and healthy."

Although everyone doesn’t know what harmony is, and they are embarrassed to ask, it would appear that they are not good at it.

But Ankang understood it, so everyone drank the third cup together.

Xu Damao continued: "The fourth cup wishes the three uncles that all their wishes will come true, Brother Jia will be in good health, and the more you stir-fry the Shazhu vegetables, the better!"

Everyone drank the fourth cup together, and Jia Fei stopped drinking after finishing it.

"I said Damao, you wish the three uncles that their wishes will come true, why do you wish me good health? Do you think I am not strong?"

"It's not Brother Jia. I heard from a friend yesterday that women are like wolves at thirty and like tigers at forty. You are about to enter a dangerous time. I wish you strong health, right? Only strong people can defeat wolves, tigers and leopards!"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…….

The three uncles were crazy with joy, and Jia Fei also looked embarrassed. This joke is really a bit ahead of its time!

Only Shazhu asked with a confused look on his face.

"Xu Damao, what are you bragging about? Are there wolves, tigers and leopards in these 49 cities? Who are you trying to scare?"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…….

Only Shazhu looked confused.

"One last thing, I ask the three gentlemen for their permission and help."

"What's the matter, Damao? Ordinary things are nothing."

These three Zhengle agreed without even hearing the conditions.

"That's it. From now on, don't I want to go to the countryside alone to watch movies? It's too dark on the road. I want to get a dog and take it with me to the countryside in the future. It will give me courage and it can protect me casually.

The role of state property.”

"Da Mao No. 49 City does not allow large-scale livestock breeding. I guess this dog can still be raised, but how do you ensure that the dog does not bite the children? There are many children in our courtyard?"

The uncle asked

"Don't worry, sir. If you have a dog, I will take it with me wherever I go. If I can't take it with me, I will lock the dog in the house and never give it a chance to hurt the children!"

"That's no problem. What do you two think?"

"I think it will work."

"In the courtyard, as long as you don't bite the children, it'll be fine."

The other two uncles were the shortest in cannibalism. This trivial matter would not embarrass Xu Damao.

"Then I would like to thank the three uncles!"

Next comes the drinking phase, and there are no good drinking habits in this era.

So Xu Damao said: "I will make a drinking order. Everyone can participate together, but they must be able to count."

"We all can't do any kind of arithmetic, even arithmetic involving thousands or thousands."

"It doesn't have to be thousands or thousands, just 7 or a multiple of 7.

For example, if the first uncle calls you "1" first, and we turn according to the sun, whoever comes next will call "2..."

Xu Damao explained the rules of these 7 changes to everyone.

Hey, everyone thinks it’s quite fun, and they’ve never done it before.

No one will admit that anyone is stupid. If you add multiples of seven, no matter how simple it is, you will still call it wrong.

So after a few rounds, Silly Pillar lay down!

The third uncle is lying down in the back!

The first uncle and the second uncle are also lying down!

Only Jia Fei and Xu Damao were left, still fighting for wine. Xu Damao started to faint, and when it was his turn to drink, he opened his mouth and went directly into the space, so he is now the "Bacchus God."

After a while, Jia Fei drank it down!

Xu Damao wandered to the second uncle's house and asked his children to take the second uncle back.

They went to the deaf old lady's place and called Yuyu. The two of them took Silly Zhu home, and then took the old man home, and casually took the old man's steamed buns away to Yuyu.

Notify the third uncle's house and take the person away.

Finally, Qin Huairu was called to tease Jia Fei. Xu Damao pretended to be drunk and deliberately let go when fighting Jia Fei. Qin Huairu immediately ran into Xu Damao's arms!

Xu Damao hugged Qin Huairu's arm and lifted his hand up.

"Brother Jia, you are so awesome, look at your pectoralis major, they are so big!"

I turned around and went to the second uncle's house to ask for help.

Seeing that Qin Huairu didn't fall out, he continued to pretend to be drunk. To pretend to be drunk, he had to put on all the tricks and perform a mime by himself in the house price.

The two children of the second uncle's family and Qin Huairu put Jia Fei on the bed.

Qin Huairu's face was still red! After thinking about it, she said to her mother-in-law: "Mom! Xu Damao's family is gone, but there is still a lot of meat left. Do you want me to clear the table at Xu Damao's house?"

White noodles are rare these days, and meat is even rarer.

Jia Zhang said: "You go quickly, I will take care of Fei'er, you go and help clean up, just take a look and see if there is anything left to fry, I am so drunk that I won't remember anything tomorrow!"

"Okay, then I'll go and help clean up his house. It's not easy for a man to clean up himself."
Chapter completed!